"I have always
found strangers sexy."
- Hugh Grant, six months before
he was arrested with
stranger Divine Brown.
"I would not wish to be Prime
Minister, dear."
- Margaret Thatcher in 1973.
"That
rainbow song's no good. Take it out."
- MGM memo after
first showing of The Wizard Of Oz.
"You'd better learn
secretarial skills or else get
married."
- Modelling agency, rejecting Marilyn Monroe
in 1944.
"Radio has no future."
"X-rays are clearly a
hoax."
"The aeroplane is scientifically
impossible."
- Royal Society president Lord Kelvin,
1897-9.
"You ought to go back to driving a truck."
-
Concert manager, firing Elvis Presley in 1954.
"Forget
it. No Civil War picture ever made a nickel."
- MGM
executive,advising against investing in Gone With The
Wind.
"Can't act. Can't sing. Slightly bald. Can dance a
little."
- A film company's verdict on Fred Astaire's
1928 screen
test.
"Very interesting, Whittle, my boy, but it will
never
work."
- Professor of Aeronautical Engineering at
Cambridge, shown
Frank Whittle's plan for the jet engine.
"There will be
one million cases of AIDS in Britain by
1991."
- World Health Organisation in a 1989 report. It
over-estimated by 992,301 cases.
"The Beatles? They're on
the wane."
- The Duke of Edinburgh in Canada, 1965. They
went on to
produce a string of No 1s.
"The atom bomb will never go
off - and I speak as an expert
in explosives."
- U.S. Admiral William Leahy in
1945.
"All saved from Titanic after collision."
- New
York Evening Sun, April 15 1912.
"Brain work will cause
women to go bald."
- Berlin professor,
1914.
"Television won't matter in your lifetime or
mine."
- Radio Times editor Rex Lambert,
1936.
"Everything that can be invented has been
invented."
- director of the US Patent Office,
1899.
"And for the tourist who really wants to get away
from it
all, safaris in Vietnam."
- Newsweek magazine,
predicting popular holidays for the
late 1960s.
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