Busuzima's Story
Yugo:::off screen:: The great thing about it is that everyone gets another chance to kick the $%@# out of the limp wristed bastard!
Kenji:::off screen:: Speaking of which, how many people have actually kicked his @$$ so far? I know Riko and I killed him once, and I did several more times...
Yugo:::off screen:: I did!
Stun: I did it! I finally killed Busuzima! And I'm going to do it again, and again, AND AGAIN!!! MUWAHAHAHA!!!
Shenlong: I killed him. ::Slaps a sticker on his shirt that says 'Kiss me, I killed Busuzima today':: And I'll do it again too if he makes any perverted jokes.
Alice:::off screen:: I don't think I did.
Gado and Jenny:::off screen:: Neither did I.
Shina: I definately pounded him, but I don't think Long did.
Yugo:::off screen:: Why not? You know you wanna kick the %$@* out of him Long.
Long:::off screen:: I wouldn't touch his come encrusted body with a ten foot pole! Unless maybe I had the opportunity to stick it up his @$$...
Shenlong:::off screen:: I really wouldn't even do that if I were you... the way he is he might actually enjoy that...
Uriko:::off screen:: Ew! This talk is really starting to get disgusting!
Shina: Heh, anyway people it's gonna be a little repetative since most of his dialogue is in other people's stories, but we're gonna have fun anyways right? Enjoy the show!
Busuzima's Story
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Alice: Wow, you look like a lizard.
Busuzima: I am a lizard, would you like to see what I can do with my long, sticky toungue? ::holds his hands over his mouth in a 'V' shape and starts to make slurping noises::
Alice: Ew! ::she kicks him to the floor:: Yugo, help!
Busuzima: You are so rude!
Yugo:::off screen, stomps on screen, up to Busuzima who lies on the floor:: You wanna get your slimy toungue away from her!?!
Director: Ten more dollars Yugo! Busuzima isn't getting paid anyways...
Yugo: But I thought you said you already took my whole check?
Director: I did? Oh yes, I did. Well then... you owe me ten dollars for your acting up! Cut!
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Busuzima: Gotcha, bunny rabbit! After all, rabbits and rats are the best animals… for experiments, that is!
Alice: Oh! I'll give you something to experiment on! ::punches him in the stomach several times before executeing her beast drive:: Experiment on this! You perverted moron!
Director: I hope that little 'experiment' was worth ten dollars Alice! Cut!
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Busuzima: Hmm, I smell something. I think someone is checking out wonderful me.
Jenny: Ah! My poor eyes... wait, I'm a nearly blind bat and he still hurts my eyes? Damn you're ugly! ::Busuzima cries::
Director: Just had to have your two cents didn't you Mrs. Jennifer Gado? Too bad that two cents is gonna cost you ten dollars! Cut!
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Jenny: My, I didn't know chameleons could smell so horrible! Smells like week old come mixed with $#!& and garbage... ::Busuzima cries even louder and runs into his trailer::
Shina: You would know what week old come smells like! You skanky little...
Jenny:::turned red and glares at Shina:: Why you...
Gado: Now, now you two...
Director: Another ten dollars Jenny, Cut!
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Busuzima: This is what happens to fools who interfere with science! ::Jenny kicks him to the ground and then steps on him before bending down to suck the blood from his veins, leaving him lying lifelessly on the floor::
Jenny: Couldn't have said it better myself!
Director: As much as I'll have to pay you people we'll be able to afford some great special effects, cut! Send in another clone!
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Busuzima: Ouch! Ow, ow! Hey, how dare you scratch me, you stupid cat! Now I'm really mad! I'm gonna dissect you into a thousand pieces!
Uriko: I'd like to see you try, perverted slime ball... ::gets into her fighting stance::
Busuzima: No, please! Don't hurt me anymore! I'll be nice, I promise! I'll even let you have my little lab rat...
Kenji:::off screen:: What did you call me!?! ::Uriko jumps on top of him and does her beast drive:: Thanks Riko.
Uriko: No problem Kenji.
Director: How am I going to get people to stop beating up on the perverted clones if they don't mind spending ten dollars to do so!?! Hm... Twenty dollars for beating up Busuzima's clones from now on!
Shenlong:::off screen:: Hell, I'd pay twenty dollars to beat the crap out of him again.
Stun:::off screen:: Yes, it's well worth the money.
Director: CUT!
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Stun: Found you, Busuzima!
Busuzima: Cripes! ::runs away::
Stun: Get back here you! I want my twenty dollars worth!
Director:::stomps into his trailer:: Someone tell me when those two get back here!
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Yugo: So this is where you are, eh? Now let my people go!
Busuzima: What people? I only do... er, I mean, experiment with, zoanthropes.
Long:::off screen:: Can it be? Someone truly exists who is even more dense than Yugo?
Yugo: Hey!
Director: That makes it twenty Yugo! Cut!
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Yugo: So this is where you are, eh? Now let Kenji go!
Busuzima: I despise a man who nags! Why do you want to get Bakuryu back so much? I thought you were straight...
Yugo: Kenji's my brother you limp-wristed bastard!
Busuzima: You don't mean to tell me you actually care? Well if you want him, you have to take him back by force!
Yugo:::punches Busuzima's face repeatedly before kicking him into the floor:: And I thought that face couldn't get any uglier...
Director: Now you owe me fourty dollars Yugo! Cut!
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Busuzima: Sick 'em, Bakuryu! Hey!? Stop stalling and fight! How could you break down now? Oh, that's why I hate kids.
Kenji: What did you just call me!?! Bakuryu!?! Kid!?! Errr... ::Kenji turns into a ninja and flips on top of Busuzima, twisting his head off::
Director: Was that worth twenty dollars to you!?! How much am I gonna charge before people stop killing my clones!?! CUT!
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Busuzima: Hey Bakuryu! What do you think you are doing? You exist to protect me! You know! As well as all the lap dances...
Kenji: You know, I'm really getting sick of hearing that.
Yugo: Me too, but what can we do about it? Even if we kill this clone the director'll still be forced to make another one.
Kenji: Hm... what to do?
Director: Alright, I'll give you guys a break. I need some way to shut Busuzima up, right? And you don't want to listen to him either, but I can't deduct from his pay. So, from now on if he screws up his lines you can kill him without being charged! ::the entire Bloody Roar cast cheers except for Busuzima who runs into his trailer::
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Kenji: Yugo… W-What… on earth have I… been doing?
Yugo: Well, I'm not entirely sure, but when I walked in you were sitting on Busuzima's lap in a leather thong...
Kenji: Yugo!
Uriko: You pervert! You're almost as bad as that limp-wristed bastard...
Busuzima: Why does everyone call me that! That's it! I'm going to my trailer!
Director:::-.-000:: Ten dollars Kenji, and you owe me fifty now Yugo! Cut!
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Busuzima: Well, surprise, surprise. So, the brainwashing wore off, eh? I guess you weren't in a deep enough sleep. Well then go beddy-bye now and I'll set you straight... er, I mean, gay again.
Kenji: Why you little...
Yugo: Hey, he messed up on the lines, free massacre! ::Kenji and Yugo beat Busuzima to death::
Director: Maybe if I give the new clones all memories of this they'll quit being such idiots...
Long:::off screen:: A memory is no substiute for brain cells.
Director: CUT!
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Busuzima: Hmf. You should have just done what I said. But, no! You had to disobey me! Hey, wait a minute. Bakuryu was just a bodyguard. I'm tougher than any bodyguard! I can beat him!
Kenji: In your dreams!
Busuzima: No, my wet dreams are about... ::Kenji kicks him into the nearest wall::
Kenji: I couldn't let him finish that sentence.
Director: Nevertheless this cut is your fault Kenji, ten more dollars!
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Busuzima: Well, well, well… Our leader, you are here. Did you want something? How about a blow job? ::Shenlong clenches his fists and looks to the director for permission::
Director: Go ahead, he's the one who decided not to recite the script. ::Shenlong grins evilly before pounding Busuzima's head into the floor and squashing it with one stomp of his foot:: Cut!
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Shenlong: Silence! We already know about the secret laboratory that you built! What are you hiding from us?
Busuzima: My entire porn collection! You can't have it!
Shenlong: Oh please, as if I would even want to think about... Hey... he screwed up his lines again... ::an evil glint enters Shenlong's eyes before he rams into Busuzima, sending him flying off the stage::
Director: Oh why me? Cut!
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Gado: Villain! You hurt others to satisfy your evil ambitions!
Busuzima: And you don't?
Gado: WHAT!?!
Yugo:::off screen:: Well you do tend to beat people up just for the fun of it...
Gado: How dare you!?! ::slashes seveal deep gashes into Busuzima's throat, he falls down and bleeds to death:: Well there, maybe that'll teach him to talk back to me!
Director: I guess it was the clone's fault... too bad, I was hoping for more money. Cut!
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