Just adding to the site. I still have to type up all my poems and then put the buttons beside the links so people can get there.
Today I had to shoot my cat because it was trying to kill this other cat that we like. So we had to either shoot him, or let him kill the cat that we liked more, so I shot him. It made me realize that maybe I am heartless. Just maybe.
I hate testicles because they itch and it bugs me.
Wednesday July 29 2004
Gollum. Gollum. What's it saying, precious? What's it saying?
Lord of the Rings is cool. Andy Serkis is cooler. I love Andy Serkins. I also love cake, and hair.
Wednesday August 5 2004
My website is coming along nicely, if I do say so myself (which I do, oh yes, I do). I only have a couple of poems to type up and link to thier appropraite button. I'm going to Calgary for a week or so to visit my daddy. I hope I buy stuff there. Money make my wiener tickle. HAHAHA!
Monday August 9 2004
So I was reading the paper and one of the headlines said that the Al-Qaeda plots had been revealed. and I got to thinking, if they took over McDonalds, the North American nation would be on its knees in a matter of days. Who can live without Mc.Donalds? First the fat people would give in, then ever so slowly the rest of our population would fall. There is no mercy in a world without the mighty BigMac. So anyways, yeah. Go to bed and pray that no one takes your local Mc.Donalds hostage.Pray I tell you. PRAY.
Thursday August 12 2004
I could make a reality tv show about both sides of my family, and it would SMOKE the Osbournes.
Yeah. Lindsay Lohan is HOT! So is Elisha Cuthbert, and Mila Kunis, and Laura Prepon, and Catherine Bell. Hot girls are cool. They make my wiener tickle also. Like money.
HAHAHAHAHAHA. Gollum. Gollum.
Precious! Precious! What's it saying, precious? What's it saying?
Sunday August 15 2004
My site is almost perfect. I ran out of poems to post, so I'm writing more. I think I have a talent. You know who's cool? Jesse is cool. Jesse is this sexy chick I met at a bus stop. Shes REALLY cool, and REALLY sexy, in a sexy sort of way. Hi Jesse!! HAHAHAHAHA.
Tuesday August 17 2004
I now have three email addresses and two websites, over 40 poems and more than 100 hits, I am living the dream. I am urging people to send me emails to give me thier input on the site. It'll onlt take a minute, and if you're on this site than you have a minute, so don't be lazy. Write Write Write!
Wednesday August 18 2004
Today I went gopher shooting and it was fun. I shot a gopher. That made me happy. Then we found the gopher and me and my brother shoot it over and over agian. That made me happy. I shot one eyeball through it's skull and it popped the other eyeball out of its head. Then I shot it's jaw off. Then my brother shot a hole in it's gut and I got splatter on me. Then I took my rifle butt and squeezed grass out of it's belly. Then I shot it again and I blew it's brain onto the grass. I think I'm gonna write a song about it. Well, rest in peace mother fucker. Rest in PEACE!!!
Okay, it is technically August 19, but I have not went to bed yet, so it is still August 18 to me. I got to thinking, what is to stop a terrorist from gaining information on us from our MSN? Whats to stop someone from taking over your friends house and talking to you on MSN, viewing your profile and findind put so much about you that they know you better than you know you? We are never safe. There is no safe point in society, the crazy, maniacal slaughtering mother fuckers are everywhere, and they aren't running away. We are not safe. RUN AND HIDE! SAVE YOUR FAMILIES! FLEE! FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!
FUCK THE SOCIETY THAT HAS DOOMED US ALL TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Tuesday August 24 2004
I GOT TO HOLD A PISTOL TODAY!!! I went for my hunter's safety and I got to hold a pistol in my hands. It made me cream my jeans. I cocked it, and remoeved the clip, and the cocked it and loved it and cocked it and cocked it and it was just so much fun now I want a pistol.
Thursday August 26 2004
Why do they call it a butterfly? Shouldn't it be called a flutterby, bacause it flutters by, get it? HA. HA. HAHA. I got me an e-lectric guitar today. It is nice and when I hold it, once again, it makes my wiener tickle. It seems everything makes my wiener tickle, even YOU. Unless you're a guy, because I don't go there. SO yeah. AAAAA.
Sunday September 12 2004
Yeah, so haven't thought for a while, and I think that may be a good thing, because I hav had less headaches. I remodeled the site, gonna put some pictures up. School started the other day, it's boring, but there is a lot of skanky grade 9 chicks for me to make fun of. I hate life.
Monday September 13 2004
I just had a thought (uh-oh), if we were to cut the big toes off of sexy chicks, they'd be a lot easier to bring to bed, because they wouldn't have any balance. All that we'd have to do is apply weight to thier forheads with our pinky's and they'd fall over. I think I'll try that one day.
Next Page