Relmerts' Random Thoughts Page
Wednesday October 6 2004
Forgive me, I have not thought for many a day. Let us see...what is new.....I got sick. First I got the flu, then I got broncitus. Now I am recopperating and am angry and have no patience for the dwidling dumbass cretons of our ever popular human race..
I think I feel a rant coming on............

You know what I hate? People. Vast amounts of dumb, mindless, annoying persons. Damn this group of socialtistic worms. All they give is irritating mass mudering deisres and epidemics. Would I be sick if I was aloud to kill the morons who are to dumb to stay home when sick? No. Be warned: If anyone EVER coughs on me again, I will rip thier tongues out of thier throats and strangle them with them. I have a problem with lippy grade nine skanks who talk to me, they say I look cool, and they ask me my name. Well you know what? SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I SLAP YOU UPSIDE THE HEAD WITH A MACE!!!!!!! If I want to talk to people I'll start up a conversation, but if I don't then I don't need you to try for me. Stay away and avoid eye contact with me, that's the best advice I can give you. You know what I'm dressed up as everyday? A serial killer! because they lok like regular people you know. Until one grade nine skank wad to many set of a CLICK in my head and ALL THE VOICES STOP TO TALK because they start to fear what I'm about to become. People shouldn't talk to me because I look crazy. They should run away. If ANY GRADE NINE WENCHES TALK TO ME AGAIN AND IRRITATE US............then we will staple you to a wall and cut open your bellies and rip out your intestines and force feed them to your family and as you whimper we'll giggle. BLEED BITCH BLEED!!!!!!! BLEED!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

You people are realy starting to piss me off. But don't worry, it's all in good fun.

Saturday November 6 2004
Wow, creepy. It's been exactly one month since I've added to this craptacular work of a site. I find myself in much the same spot as before, angry, mellow, and everything wedged inbetween, all at the same fucking time. I admit I am finally starting to break. I have a new girlfriend, who is 3 years younger than me, which goes against my morals and personall preferances (I prefer no more than 1 years difference). But she is cool, and oddly eough, she is the only girlfriend I didn't have to put effort into to get. She just fell right into my lap, which was a welcome change to the previous ones who just kind of.....stopped caring (not to worry, all is forgiven).

I really hate my life as is right now. I need some sort of change. Maybe a gun........or a machete.......or some other pointy object. I need to kill. There are soem many fucking people in this world, and I hate 99,9% of them! Everytime I walk down the hallways in my school and look at the vast field of moronic, annoying incompetent fools that are going to make up society in 15 years, I want to run them all down with a combine, and giggle as the blood seeps down the window. I mean....FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK IT'S SO DAMN ANNOYING TO SEE SO MANY PEOPLE IN ONE SPOT!! I have had frequent dreams involving my school......and guns with lots of bullets. It gets on my nerves....I deserve some fucking respect, so get the FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!!!!!!!! *SLAP* If I were to wakw up one day and everyone were dead (save a few), I would not complain. I would touch myself for a week out of sheer sexual joy. I just wish it ws legal to kill people out of annoyance. I also wish I had a choclolate factory.......and bacon. Bacon is so good. BACON BACON BACON BACON!!!!!!!