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The Year of the Loons
Dan:
Drank rum and cokes all weekend
from raging bull sipping straw apparatus.
Quote: "Dave once told me that Janelle
had nice breasts; isn't that the
same thing?" ( yes, he was referring
to you)
Dave reply: i'd like a bit more context.
about dan's recollection of my
aesthetic license assessing his ex-wife.
Jeff B:
Came in from the deserted. Brought
plenty of camping gear.
Seemed to have lost a degree of fire
caution by coaxing any and all
takers to walk and stand in the fire
for digital photos.
Quote: "could you stand in there again,
I did'nt get it"
Billy:
Record tasty fish catch of last year
could not be repeated. Used Five
different rods in valiant effort.
Everyone else caught big musky's.
Proved that Dodge Durango 4WD with
leather seats and boat on top
performs better on rocky trails than
strip-down economy version.
Handled porn finder queries of local
Eagle River residents with aplomb.
Quote to local grocery clerk:"Do you
know where can I find a copy of
Playboy?"
NOTE: Bill objects to my use of artistic
license and its impact on the
veracity of some of last years info.
I will leave it up to your
judgement if you deem it believable
enough (based on historic
perspective) for forwarding without
longstanding enmity from the other
parties
Dave reply: i strongly disagree
with billy- take as much
license as you want.
Karbo:
Recorded traditional burn injury of
the trip (see earlier entry ).
Revived from trance by cueing of Farewell
to Kings at 1 am and then performed
butt dance in front of Brian. 99'
drinking award winner. Brought new
canoe and pepper.
Quote:"I think I got a second wind"
Tom Nelson:
Unable to recover from repeated anxiety
provoking incidents including
Bill's triggering of Durango alarm
system with key fob and the
revealing of Tom's intolerance to
people of color. Provided
encouragement to Brian who repeatedly
mentioned he felt much better
about himself when hearing Tom's stories.
Completed trip without a
single medical incident. 99'
funniest man.
Brian:
Didn't bring delicious rack of ribs
as promised. Came thru on Butt Lust
magazine promise, however. Rushed
back to Milwaukee to rent "Bound"
from Blockbuster; apparently it has
a good plot if you fast forward
through the lesbian sex scenes.
Quote:"Thats the dumbest thing I ever
saw" (see Karbo entry )
Eric:
Unable to keep 'all-vinyl' tune night
going during first night in
Gleason despite broadening of musical
tastes with Flatt & Scruggs,
Gospel Bluegrass, Dylan and Mrs. Jones.
Won the sheepshead tournament.
Umnus:
Cancelled out of the trip due to 2
month old at home (Riley Jakob).
Pat and Sean:
Cancelled out of trip for unsubstantiated
work related issues?
Thats it.
Eric.
1999 Pics