The penguins all waddled into the first-class section, where they made themselves comfortable. They ordered champagne and caviar while taking turns goosing the stewardess.
The stewardess in turn told them they were not allowed to "goose" her because they were penguins and not geese. She also announced that the meal for the night was roast penguin. The cook had run out of penguin so she grabbed three of them and hurried back to the kitchen. The cook then accused one of them of stealing some tarts that were meant for the Queen's un-birthday party.
"OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!" shouted the Queen.
They ran and ran until they came to a large clearing in the woods. There, at an infinitely-long table, were seated an infinite variety of curious creatures, including Dennis Rodman and Carmen Electra.
Dennis, in his beautiful new pink prom dress, proceeded to sing, "A very, very undrag day to me... to me..." Carmen just sat quietly and ate her sponge cake with a look of boredom.
Also at the table were a shaved mountain goat, a naked man following the goat, and a another man dressed in drag. They introduced themselves as the holy trinity of COD from the Cult of Dan. They called themselves the Father, Son, and Holy Goat.
The man in drag spoke first, "I am Dan the CODfather, father to COD, the Cult Of Dan. You are all invited to abandon your free will and worship me. Especially you, Dennis Rodman. I LOVE that gown." Rodman smiled.
The rest of the party-goers at the table strained to listen, because as everyone knows, the CODfather doesn't speak very clearly.
When the CODfather noticed that no one was understanding him, he grew extremely angry and took the cotton-balls out of his mouth. The CODfather had just come from the dentist, you see. He repeated what he had said again, but even without the cotton-balls, still nobody seemed to understand him.
Meanwhile, Carmen had shrunk to the size of a mouse, Dennis was growing larger, and the Holy Goat was eating the tablecloth.
Some of the other curious creatures at the table were an evil elf named Binky and his foul apprentice, the Green Giant.
The Giant spoke in a booming voice, "HO HO HO, the jolly Green Giant!" The other guests became terrified, except, of course, the CODly trinity. They looked at the towering god of the frozen vegetables without fear.
The goat finished eating the table cloth and said, "Baaaa, baaaaa. Green Giant vegetables stink. I like Bird's Eye better." The giant then picked up the tiny goat and hurled her through the air. The other members of the trinity went to look for her.
Dennis Rodman now confronted the jolly Green Giant. Dennis was still growing and was now almost as big as the giant. His dress had not grown with him though, and now everyone could see his hair color was not natural.
The jolly Green Giant laughed and laughed at this, and as he did so, he seemed to become more and more transparent until everything but his grin vanished. The disembodied grin remained floating in mid-air.
Then a caterpillar smoking a bong came to find out what all the noise was about. "Whoooooo Arrrrr Yoooooooo?" it asked Dennis.
Dennis was trying to cover his enormous dangly bits that were waving in the breeze. He stared down at the giant caterpillar and wondered what it would taste like. He picked up the giant caterpillar and opened his mouth. The caterpillar said "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
"Mmmm, great cream filling!" said Dennis as he munched on the caterpillar.