Yes, that evil Cheshire Cat and his henchman Dr. Doodledoo were up to their evil tricks again. At that very moment, the evil, insane pair were in their headquarters deep within the FBI's secret genetic facility, laughing insanely at their evil plan.
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
And then, just for a change:
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
And when they finished laughing, they turned themselves into a coffee cup and a pencil on the desk of Bill Clinton. They wanted to see first hand what really was going on in the Oval Office when he was supposedly all alone.
These two characters may have been considered evil by many, but they were really just SERIOUS voyeurs. They just had to see what happened the next time Dennis Rodman came into the room pretending to be Monica Lewinsky.
But they were soon disappointed, because it was Monica Lewinsky who came into the room disguised as Dennis Rodman.
"This was the only way I could slip past the guards without being noticed," she explained. Then Monica and the President began to discuss how they might be able assist the Gagglewackians in finding their kingdom once again.
They realized one of the main obstacles was the Walt Disney Corporation. If the Kingdom of Gagglewack was ever to found, the Walt Disney people would have to make public some of their internal documents about their real-estate dealings. Dealings that had to do with their original land purchases.
This was difficult because the land had originally been surveyed by seven mysterious dwarves, who had used non-Euclidean geometry and other dirty tricks to ensure that they got the land for as little as they could.
The Walt Disney Corporation was well aware of the Dwarves' intentions and of their deceptions in obtaining the land the Corporation wanted, so Walt Disney himself (when still alive and not in a plastic life-support bubble) had hired a team of SWAT Accountants (with Special Forces training) to capture the dwarves so they could be forced into Disney's service.
Now, you might think that these dwarves would have been sent post-haste to the set of Snow White's story-based ride. But NO! They were employed in far less public positions within the corporation.
They were forced to serve as the mice who turned the wheels deep inside the machinery that powered the time machine that had been brought from the far far distant future.
The mysterious stranger who had brought it was also the inventor of "Goverment Cheese"! How evil! How despicable!
Fortunately, Dudley DoRight arrived to save the day! He and his wife, the mare, had just finished their honeymoon. Dudley had no idea what the Hell was going on, but his keen sense of danger had told him to come here.
It was hard to tell who felt more out of place, the time-traveller or Dudley DoRight. Both were standing around looking like they were thinking, "What do I do next?"
During this lull in the action, in walked an invisible man. Unseen, he immediately began releasing the dwarves while waiting for the rest of the Time Police to arrive.
The Time Police were from a future era where society had finally realized that the only possible explantion for the universe being so absurd is that time travelers must have been meddling with the past. For example, the extinction of the dinosaurs was found to be caused by them becoming overly obese from eating too many time travellers! Even the Big Bang was suspected to have been caused by the foul play of a time traveller.
And of course, when it came to foul play and big bangs (like those of dropped cookware and accidents in the kitchen), no one was more suspicious than Julia Childe! And everybody knew that time travellers were responsible for her antics too.