What no one knew was that at that very moment, time itself would grind to a halt and everyone would be frozen for several days. So in the meantime, let me tell you about the dream I had last night. It was strange indeed!
I saw myself sitting at a keyboard helping to type out the story you are now reading. I began to get this uneasy feeling that someone was watching over my shoulder. As though they did not want me to tell any more of the story as it actually happened in the Dream Realm.
As this uneasiness grew stronger and stronger, I woke up and found the Time Police surrounding me. They insisted that I must not let anyone know about the activities of the invisible man because he was actually a Time Cop in disguise.
The Time Police were afraid that everything was about to explode big-time because the invisible man's sister (the invisibile woman who had taunted Carlos with her invisible turnips) was actually working for the Mafia.
With her help, they were going to invisibly infiltrate the one organization that the Mafia had never been able to penetrate, and that is the Walt Disney Corportation.
On the surface, this organization has a squeaky-clean reputation. But there is a reason why they put out movies under the name Touchstone Pictures. They can then divert public attention away from how they stole the land of the Gagglewackians.
If the truth ever came out about their shady dealings in building Disney World, they could hire Oliver Stone to direct a movie telling the "truth" about how Disney World was created.
So the Time Cops were focusing on the Disney lawyers, the most famous one being Asparagus Cackleton Snorgwortle Wiffleberry Wafflewright Wangdangdoodle Snagenfratchiborstaburger Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Uggbrglsngrpth Zgnpth Fffwibnths Ahhhhhhhh Flipshitz Junior Esquire, also known as Fred to his friends.
He was a lawyer of unparalelled excellence. His defence of OJ Simpson, (from behind the scenes) was an outstanding achievement in law history. OJ stood there with the knife in his hand and said to the Time Cops, "I am glad that I killed them." And Fred's stategies helped get him off of the murder rap. He also made sure that the victims' families had to pay for OJ's dry-cleaning bill. (And we know how expensive it is to get blood out of clothes, right kids?)
So, the Time Cops feared Fred for a multitude of reasons, the most predominant being that Fred held the secret for making Monster Truck Cookies! He had discovered this secret one afternoon when he was playing with one of his son's Tonka Trucks. He noticed some cookie dough had stuck to the truck's awesome tires. Upon closer inspection (something he was very good at doing) of the dough, he noticed that the rubber of the tires had caused a chemical reaction to take place in the cookie dough.
Not only did this end up creating Monster Truck cookies, but he also suspected that this same chemical reaction could possibly aid in furthering time travel research. And that would be a good way to get the Time Cops off his back. With a little bit of luck he could make their time machine obsolete.
So he went to see if his old friend and childhood sweetheart, Julia Childe, whom he used to make mudpies with, would help him. But when he found Julia, she was right in the middle of making some mudpies! He was so disgusted by the scene he could not move or speak.
Julia removed a finished pie from the oven and began cutting a slice for each of them. Then, she awoke, and time started up once more.
Because time had been frozen, no one had the slightest clue as to what's going on. In other words, everything was back to normal!