They traveled for God-knows-how-long. Finally, they came upon a bridge. At the entrance to this bridge was a toll booth. But it was no ordinary toll booth; it was the Toll Booth Of Pain.
Skipper and the magician looked at each other. They then took out their patented Kill-O-Zap Rayguns. To their surprise, who should come out of the Toll Booth Of Pain but the Bridgekeeper from the movie, "Monty Python And The Holy Grail."
The Bridgekeeper said to Skipper and the magician, "Whom ever chooses to cross this Bridge of Pain must answer me these questions three, ere the other side they see."
Skipper and the magician were about to zap the Bridgekeeper when suddenly a huge bulldozer came into sight. "Silly bulldozer," Skipper said. They watched in awe as Arther Dent landed in the mud, right in front of the bulldozer.
At this moment, the magician chose to run away from the rapidly approaching bulldozer. "Not AGAIN!" he cried. And just like the time before, and the time before that and the time before that, he fell into the trap set by the bulldozer.
It was not exactly an ingenious trap. But it did have a small piece of cheese as bait. It was the kind of cheese no wizard could resist. It was Magi Jack Cheese, coveted by magicians and wizards everywhere. It can only be made from the purple cows of the Graaack Mountains and because of this it is extremely rare.
Meanwhile, as Skipper went over to him, Arthur Dent said, "Stop looking up my night gown, you... you... Ravenous Bugblatter Beast Of Traal!"
Arthur immediately tried to flollop up out of the mud, but something in the mud or maybe underground had a hold of him by his left earlobe. So he screamed like a girl and passed out.
Skipper pointed at him and said, "What a strange person." Totally ignoring Arthur, Skipper then tried to save the magician. He was about to when he saw a VERY LARGE shape out of the corner his eye. He could also hear a loud RUMBLING noise that was slowly getting louder, and louder and louder.
He turned toward the noise and saw a Frogstar Fighter type IV. That is to say a large, horribly armed but slightly stupid robot tank. On Earth the Frogstar Fighter Type IV is also known as a Bulldozer.
Meanwhile, on a nearby full-sized nuclear submarine, the SONAR man was yelling, "Sir, there is troop movement in the bridge sector, Sir."
The commanding officer leaned forward and looked at the SONAR, "Hmm... prepare the nukes."
So a seaman ran down to the silos and began ranting an inspirational speech to the missiles in the silos. "All right men, er... missiles... er, anyways, I want you go out there and, um... really blow up hard! Yeah!"
The missiles reacted quite surprisingly to this tirade. They inexplicably turned into a bowl of petunias and a very surprised sperm whale. The sperm whale stared the seaman in the eye and yelled, "ARE YOU CAPTAIN AHAB?"
The seaman did the only thing he could think of, which was to say, "Yes I am."
The whale became so enraged, it threatened to blow up like a nuclear missile, but all it did was flatulate. Still, it was a whale of a flatulation. It blew the so-called-Ahab into tiny little bits.
Meanwhile, the commander, tired of waiting for the seaman to prepare the nukes, said, "Oh poo." He reached into his pocket and produced a bunch of keys. Taking one of the keys, he inserted it into a slot which read, "Launch."
"Allright," said the commander, "on the count of three. One... two... wait for it... three!" With that he turned the key, and the "nukes" launched.
Unfortunately, the crew had hidden crates of the magical mystical green tea in the silos. The crates were farted right out of the silos and into the water around the sub, turning a very large portion of the ocean into TEA!
The Seven Seas became the Seven Teas. The seamen became teamen. The sea creatures became tea creatures. And a giant tea serpent reared its ugly head up near the Bridge Of Pain. This tea serpent was so ugly that it scared off the Frogstar Fighter type IVs.
The magician turned and said, "MOMMY!" Then he promptly passed out. Skipper grabbed him and slapped him around and yelled, "Pull yourself together, you infernal twit!" The magician just groaned and hiccuped. He blinked a moment later and found he could not stop hiccuping. As for the tea serpent, it was picking its nose with a telephone pole.