Something big was happening on the surface of the Moon. Inside of a huge crater, there was what looked like a gigantic cannon pointed directly at the Earth. More specifically, it was pinpointed right at our heroes.
At the controls was a strange looking little man in what looked like a Roman soldier's uniform. For those of you who have not caught on, this is our favorite cartoon Martian, Marvin the Martian. And as usual he is up to no good.
"Oh goody! Finally I am close enough to Earth that I cannot miss. Soon my Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator will serve its purpose and destroy Earth. Then I can continue my study of Venus without anyone getting in my way." He reached for the button labeled "FIRE."
Suddenly, out of the clear red sky, an anvil came crashing down on our favorite Martian's head! But who could have dropped it?
Why, none other than our unlikely hero Wolfboy, chaser of cars and eater of the Government Cheese! But where did he come from? Where was he going? Why do I keep asking annoying questions like this? Only Wolfboy (and possibly my mother) knows for sure!
With his job done, Wolfboy flew off into the night on his trusty vacuum Betty, and vanished into a flock of winged toilets that were migrating to the Planet of the Purple Paperweights to participate in the Perennial Poker Playoffs. Last year the toilet team had won with a royal flush.
Wolfboy was happily chasing the flock, when all of a sudden, someone screamed, "There he is!!" An angry mob pointed at Wolfboy and shouted, "REVENGE!"
"Oh, no!" shouted Wolfboy, "And I had tickets to Tidy Bowl XXXIV!" Wolfboy gave a yipe and the chase was on! He ran from the huge angry mob that was stampeding after him.
The chase went on for quite a while as Wolfboy led his pursuers all over the globe. Eventually Wolfboy and his pursuers approached the area where Skipper and the magician were.
"What the hell?" Skipper asked as the noise of the chase reached them. He slowly turned toward the magician who was standing on his head. The magician was trying to analyze the situation from this position because a very famous psychologist, Kurven Von Gesundheit, had once claimed that an excess of blood flowing to the brain aids the analyzing process.
The magician then said, "Oh my aching head!"
Skipper responded by saying, "Oh, my God this furry creature is coming at my face!" No sooner had Skipper said this than Wolfboy, carrying his magic Dust Wand, flew right past them on his vaccuum cleaner. The huge angry mob closed in rapidly behind Wolfboy.
"For the glory of the Goddess, and all the toilets in France!" Wolfboy shouted, as the mob closed in on Skipper and beat him silly with their blocks of Government Cheese.
But then, a shadowy figure walked out of the mist. It was none other than the intergalactically famous bounty hunter Tash Gribbs! He drew his EE-11 Heavy Blaster Rifle and casually took off his top-hat.
Sitting atop his bald head was a chicken holding a tiny joystick in its wings. The chicken looked around for a moment as Tash stood frozen. The chicken then pushed the joystick forward and Tash took a step forward. The chicken then pushed the joystick to the left and Tash turned to the left. The chicken then pressed a button and Tash fired over the heads of the crowd.
The blast hit the ceiling. This caused a few particles of dust to fall from the ceiling, setting into motion a most remarkable chain of events.