Introduction
Chapter 1: If Cows Could Fly
Chapter 2: The Mermaids' Ball
Chapter 3: Riddles of the Sphinx
Chapter 4: The Legend of Texas Pete
Chapter 5: Shmuckaluckalikethat the Great Annoying One
Chapter 6: The Toll Booth of Pain
Chapter 7: The Adventures of Wolfboy
Chapter 8: Sound of Tree Falling Recorded
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Chapter 10: Der Schrink
Chapter 11: Yet Another Cheesy Messiah
Chapter 12: The Universe Gets Unplugged
Chapter 13: Dustin Hoffman and Jesus
Chapter 14: Cheese Wars
Chapter 15: Loud Enough to Wake the Dead
Chapter 16: Carlos and the Invisible Woman
Chapter 17: Dennis Rodman in Wonderland
Chapter 18: TV May Be Hazardous to Your Health
Chapter 19: Train of Terror
Chapter 20: Dudley to the Rescue
Chapter 21: The Top-Secret Laboratory of Doctor Doodledoo
Chapter 22: The Lost Kingdom of Gagglewack
Chapter 23: Why the World Makes No Sense
Chapter 24: War of the Gods
Chapter 25: The Time Police
Chapter 26: Time Out
Chapter 27: The Magic Toilet
Chapter 28: Live from Bemusia