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Does he have any idea who he's dealing with?
He's trying to lead you down the path of righteousness, I'm gonna lead you down the path that ROCKS!
It's dinner time!!!!!!!!!!
Just a few drops in his drink, and he'll be dead before dessert.
Riiiiiiiiight.
Wrong lever!!!!
Why do we even have that lever?
Please remain seated and keep your arms and legs in at all times.
I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea, and then I'll put that flea into a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives, ahahahaha, I'll smash it with a hammer!!!!
It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant I tell you!  Genious, I say!
Feel the power....oh....I can feel it.
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my.
This isn't poison, its extract of...llama!!!!
Big, dumb and tone deaf, I am SO glad I was unconscious for all this.
Demon llama!!!
Maybe I'm just new to the whole rescuing thing, but this, to me, might be considered kinda of step backwards, wouldn't ya say?
I hate you.
Uh oh. 
~Don't tell me, we're about to go over a huge waterfall?
Yep. 
~Sharp rocks at the bottom? Most likely. 
~Bring it on.
I don't know about you, but I'm getting all funned out.
~When will you learn that all my ideas are good ones?
That's funny, because I thought, you going into the jungle by yourself, being chased by jaguars, and lying to me to take you back to the palace, were all really bad ideas?
~Oh...anything sounds bad when you say it with that attitude.