| Are you kidding? I don't know...am I? |
| You can't have the whole brain. |
| Calm as Hindu cows. |
| I was living in a state of perpetual deja vu. |
| Is Tyler my bad dream, or am I his? |
| When you have insomnia you're never really asleep, and you're never really awake. |
| Two sides, you're Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass. |
| Deja vu. All over again. |
| Tyler's words coming right out of my mouth...and I used to be such a nice guy. |
| He was full of pep. Must've had his Grande latte enima. |
| Can I get the icon in cornflower blue? |
| What kind of dining set defines me as a person? |
| I am Jack's colon. I get cancer, I kill Jack. |
| I am Jack's wasted life. |
| With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels. |
| This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time |
| If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? |
| Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip. |
| You are not your job. You are not how much you have in the bank. You are not the car you drive. You are not the contents of your wallet. You are not your khakis. You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap, of the world. |
| I am Jack's complete lack of surprise. |
| I consider it asshole tax. |
| You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. |
| On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. |
| Did you know if you mixed equal parts gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm? |
| Now a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? |
| The things you own end up owning you. |
| Nobody knows that they saw it, but they did. |
| A humming bird couldn't even catch Tyler at work. |
| No fear, no distractions. The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide. |
| I am Jack's smirking revenge. |
| I'd like to thank the academy. |
| Every evening I died, and every evening I was born again. |
| Losing all hope is freedom. |
| When people think you're dying they really really listen to you, instead of just waiting for their turn to speak. |
| Now a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? |
| I say never be complete, stop being perfect. Let's evolve, let the chips where they may. |