| That old saying, how you always hurt the ones you love? It works both ways. |
| You know, man, it could be worse, a woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and throw it out the window of a moving car. |
| Cut the foreplay, and just ask, man. |
| Seasoning the lobster bisque, farted on meringue, sneezed on braised ondive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well, you get the idea. |
| How much can you know about yourself if you've never been in a fight? |
| I don't wanna die without any scars. |
| After fighting, everything else in your life got the volume turned down. |
| You can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick. |
| The first rule of fight club is... You do not talk about fight club... |
| With enough soap, you can blow up just about anything. |
| Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing. |
| Most people, normal people, will do just about anything to avoid a fight. |
| This conversation This conversation Is over Is over. |
| Sooner or later we all became what Tyler wanted us to be. |
| Okay. you are now firing a gun...near four hundred gallons of nitro glycerin!! |
| You're smart, you're funny, you're spectacular in bed. |
| We just had a near-life experience. |
| What will you wish you'd done before you died? |
| You need to forget about what you know. |
| You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else. |
| Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat. |
| I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways you are not. |
| Everything's gonna be fine. |
| We have no great war, no great depression. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. |
| We're the middle children of history, man. |
| An entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables, slaves of the white collars. |
| First you have to know, not fear, know that someday you're gonna die. |
| It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything. |
| No, what you're feeling is premature enlightenment. |
| Our fathers were our models for god. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about god? |
| You have to consider the possibility that god does not like you. |
| Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner. |