| Monty Python and The Holy Grail |
| Ok, yes, yet antother obsession I have. I love the movie and other Monty Python stuff. I know almost the entire movie line for line. I even have the special edition DVD. I sing along with the songs and say the lines when I'm watching it. I have come to this realization that everything in life can be related in some way to Monty Python and the Holy Grail. It really is true though, or maybe I'm just insane. Here are some of my favorite quotes from the movie: |
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| ~Well, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot. 'Tis a silly place. ~What do you mean? An African swallow, or a European swallow? ~We are the Knights who saaaaaaaaaay.....NI!! ~You make me sad. So be it! ~You've got no arms left! Yes I have. Look! Just a flesh wound. ~What is you're favorite color? Blue...No...YELLOW!!!! ~Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!! ~I don't want to go into the cart! I feel happy! I feel happy! ~One day lad, all this will be yours. What, the curtains? ~This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who. ~*THUMP* Message for you sir! ~She turned me into a newt....I got better. ~Then thou shalt count to three. No more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three....Once the number three, being the third number be reached, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight shath snuff it. ~What!? Ridden on a horse? Yes! You're using coconuts! ~I'm invincible! You're a loony. The Black Knight always triumphs! ~And there was much rejoicing...yay! ~Help help, I'm being repressed!!! ~The cave of Caerbanog is guarded by a creature so foul..with nasty big, pointy teeth!!! ~Suppose we built a large wooden badger... ~Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?? Not at all, they could be carried. A swallow? Carry a coconut? It could grip it by the husk. It's not a question of where he grips it, it's a simple question of weight ratio: a five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut!! ~Listen, strange women layin in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony! You can't expect to yield supreme executive power just becuase some watery tart threw a sword at you?! ~Come back here and take what's commin to ya!!...I'll bite your legs off! ~What is the air speed velocity of unladen swallow? ~You've got two empty halves of coconuts and you're bangin 'em together! ~I fart in your general direction! ~Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries!! ~Oh Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it, thou mayest blow thy enemy to tiny bits, in thy mercy. ~Run away....run away!!!!!!!!! If there are anymore, I'll try to think of them and add them. Enjoy!! :-D |