| THE "BREAK MY FACE" LIST |
| DISCLAIMER: THIS LIST HAS NO CONNECTION WITH rent_is_life personel at ALL. This list was created by an anonymous organisation, and rent_is_life was paid a considerable amount (of money) to put it up on the internet. We have nothing against you, and please visit the rest of the website, and sign the guestbook. If you have any problems feel free to contact rent_is_life. WHAT DOES IT MEAN? (It means he gets results) If your name is on this list, it means that your face is going to be broken. The Organisation gave us email addresses, and you probably would have gotten an email from us. WHY AM I ON THIS LIST? The Organisation gave this explaination: "you are on the list because you have done something wrong by us." |
| 1) David "Suit boy-I wanna be a doctor-I've never kissed a girl-I'm gay-pretty boy-I pinched a guy's bum-I'm in-I'm out-make up your mind!" Berry This guy is also known as the crusty pimply boy. Opinion is spilt. 2) Alexander "I only date models" Love 3) Alistair "Lilyfield boy" Sung 4) Asha "too cool for school" Meller 5) Frankie "I'm failing my school certificate" Lo Surdo 6) David "peodophile" Valance 7) "James" Cameron "Diaz" 8) Jeremy "Un" Sung "hero" 9) Archibald Adam McKenzie (sorry bro) 10) Adam Ferro-Palmer 11) Daniel "bro" 12) Tim "dude" 13) Peter (Peter pumpkin eater) 14) 'The Italian' (aka Marc from Heartbreak High and Alexi from Home and Away) This hot stud-muffin can be seen cruising the streets of leichhardt in his fully sick Monaro. With his sexy bod and hot looks he has a long list of female admirers, including John Shin. 15) "Spike" (do you remember the guy from "Press Gang"? Not the Buffy one.) 16) Some guy from Epping Boys' (Class of '01) 17) Daniel "I need a life" Tame 18) Justin "stay away from my woman, you blatant homosexual-I started smoking weed on schoolies cos it's cool" Garber 19) Benny 20) Ross "stay away from my woman you blatant homosexual-I enjoy wearing caps inside because the voice tells me that the sun is out to get me!!" Yabesly 21) Nick "I like to smoke cinnamon bongs while having bum sex with my naval counterparts" Kelly 22) The FUCKING Asian guy dating Rosie Southwood! 23) The FUCKING guy with curly hair who was talking to Amelia Walter at Manning the other day. 24) Mark "I'm a poofter" Leece This guy is actually gay. He's one of those jerks that feels up women, blatantly invading their privacy. But I guess the women like it, otherwise they'd ask him/them [poofs] to stop. 25) "Chemistry" Steve and his girlfriend. 26) FUCKING Owen "I'm really not that good looking but I make up for it by being really nice and sweet-talking in French" Lastname. Well, in my language, that's code for: this "Owen" guy is gay, but still in the closet. 27) Rana "I'm a bitch" BITCH. This chick has the honour of being the first girl on list. Well, the first biological girl anyway. 28) Adam Haber (the short oboist). Man Amelia ML has become soo hot! N.B. #23 may be the same jerk as #26. |
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| rent_is_life personel sincerely hope no harm is done. |
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| BROKEN FACE: The Organisation stressed that this is not a joke. |