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| MY BRUSH WITH CHICKS FROM HOME AND AWAY!!!! |
| It’s a Sunday night at Hugo’s in Potts Point. Some people are gathered to celebrate Antonia’s 19th birthday and have their share of the free drinks. DAVID: There’s Dani from Home and Away! GORDON: Where? DAVID: (Indiscretely points at a girl) There! GORDON: It is too! DAVID: And she’s with her 30 year old boyfriend. ADINA: Only 30 years old? DAVID: (DAVID pulls out camera) I should ask her for a photo! ANTONIA: That’d be bad form. DAVID: No, you'd be bad form. DAVID: Do you reckon I should ask her for a photo? “ADRIAN”: Do you know her name? DAVID: Yeah, it’s “Dani”. “ADRIAN”: I mean, do you know her real name. DAVID: No. But it’s alright - I’ll just call her “Dani”. I bet she gets it all the time. “ADRIAN” sees an extremely attractive blonde chick. He taps her on the shoulder. “ADRIAN”: Don’t I know you from somewhere? BLONDE: No? “ADRIAN”: Yeah, we met at… (what he said was drowned out by the loud music). BLONDE: (touches “ADRIAN’S” hair) I like your hair. BLONDE gets distracted and goes away. DAVID: Did you know that chick? “ADRIAN”: Well, I almost got with her. DAVID: Almost? “ADRIAN”: Yeah, she was pretending to not know me. DAVID: Pretending? “ADRIAN”: I know - I should’ve gotten with her. DAVID: (To “ADRIAN”) Would you take the photo for me? “ADRIAN”: Yeah sure man. DAVID: OK, cool. I’ll just wait for a good time to ask her for the photo – like when they stop making out… “ADRIAN”: OK just tell me when… DAVID: Any moment now… DAVID, GORDON and “ADRIAN” waits for them to stop making out. DAVID: Stop perving Gordon. GORDON: I’m just seeing when they’ll stop making out. DAVID: Well, it’ll be any moment now… “ADRIAN”: It’s now or never dude. DAVID: OK, I’m just waiting for the right moment to ask her. “ADRIAN”: Quick! I think she’s about to pull out! DAVID gets ready to pounce. They continue to make out. “ADRIAN”: I was obviously mistaken. DAVID: Any moment now… Eventually, they stop making out. DAVID approaches “DANI” to ask her for a photo. “ADRIAN” takes the photo for them. A little while later… A fat gay guy runs into DAVID and makes him spill his drink. A little while later… DAVID sees another famous chick sitting next to “DANI”. He doesn’t quite know who she is – he thinks she was on “Home and Away” but knows she isn’t on it anymore. He decides to ask her for a photo on the condition that she is famous. DAVID: Hey are you from “Home and Away”? HOME AND AWAY CHICK: Yes. DAVID: (knowing that she wasn't in the show anymore) Did you die?! HOME AND AWAY CHICK: Yeah. DAVID: (in an excited manner) Hi five!!! DAVID gives HOME AND AWAY CHICK a hi five. DAVID: Can I have a photo with you? HOME AND AWAY CHICK: Yeah sure! HOME AND AWAY CHICK’S friend takes the photo. GORDON: How hot is Andrea, man? DAVID: um… Later I found out that HOME AND AWAY CHICK’S screen name was Charlotte and Dani’s real name is Tammin. I also found out that HOME AND AWAY CHICK drowned. N.B. “ADRIAN” is some guy from Knox. |