| At 9am, after 3 hours of just the ERKO KINGS. PAT: "There’s this scene in Men in Black…" Interrupting PAT’s story, DAVID does a karate chop aiming to stop right at Tom’s stomach. TOM moves his hands to block it. DAVID: "Stop moving or someone will get hurt." PAT: "There’s this scene in Men in Black where…" DAVID does another karate chop aiming to stop at Tom’s stomach. TOM moves his hands to block it. DAVID: "Stop moving or someone will get hurt." PAT: (with increasing anger) "How dare you rudely interrupt my story at the same place, two times in a row! Now I’m not going to finish the story." TOM: "But I wanna hear the rest of the story!" DAVID: (continues karate chopping) "Tom! Stop moving!" (Pat storms off in a rage and starts reading the newspaper). ANDREA: (skulls 3 triple expressos) “I love coffee…” KATE B: We had to sit around for half an hour just watching this guy [Ajax] eat half the KFC menu! AJAX: (runs around wielding his club) Me hungry! Me want food! (later) DAVID: What did you eat? AJAX: Just 12 chicken nuggets, a 10-piece bucket of chicken, a zinger burger, a large coke, large chips…and I forget the rest…“extreme meal” burger, potato and gravy, drink. DAVID: No wonder they call you “Ajax.” (Ajax was one of the Grecian commanders in the war against the Trojans, as recounted in Homer's The Iliad.Whilst he was of great size and courage, he is remembered for being dull and brutish in mind. He is often referred to by his name, followed by the epitaph"the big fat jackass"). STEPH: “Jay tycker att ni…” TOM: "Is Archie back from Broken Hill??" IVAN (Wollongong Uni): "I hear that you’re pretty witty." PATRICK: "I might be." IVAN: "Oh...because...I haven't seen any examples of it yet." (short pause) PATRICK: "Perhaps it has been going over your head." IVAN: "Errrr...nah...that's not likely..." AJAX: "From this day on, I am an inventor!" PAT: "Well then invent yourself some underwear!" An ear-piercingly loud drilling sound comes from behind the Gloria Jeans counter. DAVID: "What note is that?" TOM: (scrunches up face) "…A flat." JESS BALLANTINE takes out a tuning fork. JESS: "It’s a G." DAVID: "I trust Tom." JESS: "But it’s a tone below the tuning fork." AJAX: "It’s a G." (AJAX is standing on the lounge lining up to throw a hair-clip in the bin.) VICCI: "Do you stand on the furniture when you’re at someone’s house?" AJAX: "Oh OK, sorry." (AJAX gets off lounge.) PATRICK and TOM: "Ajax lives very far from civilization, they do things differently there." DAVID: "He doesn’t even live in a house." AJAX: "Yeah, I live in a cave." VICCI: "Well do you stand on furniture in your cave?" AJAX: "We don’t have furniture." |
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