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| Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous! |
| First of all, thanks to everyone who came! I had a great night! Things that happened: There were lots of bottles of champagne going around. I had my first taste of Chartreuse (thanks Fredy and Lewis) or at least the first taste of Chartreuse that I can remember! The cops came around 11.30pm. I’m not sure if they were there because people were drunk or because someone pissed on a Vesper and then pushed it over. A friend jumped in a cab with my presents. And yes, Olivier did end up hooking up with a 28 year old. Except I think she was more like 35 years old, with two children and “I don’t care if she’s married or not.” So…funny story about how all the presents and cards got mixed up so at first I had no idea who got me what. Fortunately, I’ve mostly been able to work out who got me which cufflinks. But there’s still one present that I can’t match with a person – and I’m scared to ask people what they got me – just in case they didn’t get me anything. Then it would sound like I was disappointed that they didn’t get me anything. (I was only disappointed that some people didn’t come – see below (but some had good excuses)). And I also don’t want to go around asking, “Who got me [insert present]?” because some of my friends will claim that it was the fourth present they bought for me – along with the extravagant watch, classy eau de toilette and designer cufflinks. And the cops were called again around 3am – but this was for a different reason… Special guest appearances: Mick Dundee, Hugh Hefner, Seth Cohen, Showhey Matsui, Nicole Kidman, Pringle and Jarrod from All Saints. (photo) Trendy costumes: Soph, Showhey, Ben Willams (he came as Mick Dundee/Steve Irwin), Spencer, Erko Kings and many more! Unsubstantiated rumours: Blake and Hannah had a fist fight. Dave Nguyen got with Alison Gebski. Brad got with Hannah. Pringle hooked up with Steph B. Arrests: Robbie Dooley Noticeable non-appearances: Liz, Maz, Adrian, Dhruv, Dan To, Nirupan, Mark Bayliss. Not so noticeable non-appearances: Nick Wood (don’t vote for him for SRC president! This guy is a jerk and I’ll never forgive him for not coming. Well, that is unless he introduces me to Rose Jackson…) Special thanks: Pat, Barbs, Kate, Spencer, Olivier, Jordan, Tom, Archie, Emma, Ajax, Swap, Kwok, Rob (all the people who stayed for the most fun of the night at the Courthouse*). Quote: SPENCER: Let's all go to my place and have unprotected group sex! OLIVIER: No! I have condoms! Great sex stories Olivier! And all the girls and Nick Rozenberg cried. See you all soon at karaoke! P.S. If anyone has any photos, could you please send them to me? I’m disappointed that I didn't take more photos. *The Courthouse is not related to the cops coming (twice). |
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