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We'll mince words and pull lots of punches on the most varied of topics. From naked summer camps to fake job titles, we'll cover it all.These columns are the best diet around, because you'll laugh your ass off!

We'll cover the high and lowlights of each show we watch. I will offer my amateur insight sprinkled with a bit of humor to the analysis and recap.

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New: The craziest ways to be remembered forever. This is a must read!

New: Reality Thursday Survivor Apprentice Don't Forget our 12 step program for reality TV in the archive!

With Sex and the City coming to an end, we invite you to join a new adevnture. The suburbs have always been a place of myth and legend. OK, perhaps I'm exaggerating, but enjoy the ongoing adventures of a young single man living and pondering life in the suburbs.

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New: Vol. 4 Still heartbroken...read the Valentines Day Special

Your special guests columnists will cover everything you want to know about...

So you say you don't like politics, huh? We'll look at the lighter side of politics from top ten new campaign slogans through the election! When we're done, you may just want to run for office

Updated: 2/1/2004

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Now Added: I'm sorry Ms. Jackson, for the wardrobe malfunction, I am for real.

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