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God & Bush Engage In Policy Talks

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"Bush Said God Told Him To Invade Iraq"
By Matthew Kalman
October 7, 2005
SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2005/10/07/MNGNVF3SFM1.DTL

Leaving aside all concerns about the President of the United States "hearing voices" . . .

Given the President's proclivity for bestowing nicknames on those he feels close to, examples being:

- - Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice = Condee
- - Vladimir Putin =
Pootie
- - Laura Bush =
Firstie
- - Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld =
Rummy
- - Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist =
Fristy
- - Ex-FEMA Director Michael D. Brown =
Bownee

One has to wonder what sophomoric appellation Bush has bestowed upon his deity:

- - Godie ?
- -
Lordie ?
- -
Jehovahee ?

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"White House Denies Bush God Claims"
By James Sturcke
October 7, 2005
THE GUARDIAN
http://www.guardian.co.uk/usa/story/0,12271,1587122,00.html

Whatever name he goes by, attempts to reach the President's personal deity to confirm the White House's denial were unsuccessful . . . according to spokesperson for Godie ?, Karl Rove is not returning phone calls pending his possible indictment by a federal grand jury - for more on this 'summit'-related devleopment see:

"Rove Takes On CIA Leak Grand Jury Again In High-Stakes Gamble"
October 7, 2005
BLOOMBERG NEWS
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=10000103&sid=azQEOD00Ey0o&refer=us

 

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