JUST A LITTLE SKANKY

 

She’s all I’ve ever wanted

She’s all I’ll ever need

Yeah, she’s just a little skanky and skanky’s fine with me

Yeah she’s just a little skanky and skanky’s fine with me

Yeah she’s just a little skanky and skanky’s what I need

There’s no way she’s a virgin, there’s no way she’s a whore

Somewhere in between the two is the skank that I adore

A skanky girl can do it like you never thought before

A skanky girl will always leave you wanting more

She’s all I ever wanted

And she’s everything I need

She’s just a little skanky and skanky’s fine with me

Yeah she’s just a little skanky and skanky’s fine with me

Yeah she’s just a little skanky when skanky’s what I need

It’s the fancy ones that hurt you, their agendas and their plans

So go and see a skanky girl with flowers in your hand

She’s always seen right through you, she loves you where you stand

Its always been the skanky girl that makes the boy a man

She’s just a little skanky and skanky’s fine with me

She’s just a little skanky, and skanky’s what I need

If you want to find out just exactly what I know

If you want a lover that will make you curl your toes

Forget the prima donna sneering down her nose

Find yourself a skanky girl and tell her she’s a rose

Yeah, she’s just a little skanky and skanky’s fine with me

Yeah she’s just a little skanky and skanky’s fine with me

Yeah she’s just a little skanky and skanky’s what I need

Pretty

I always meant to use you, even from the start.
To me it didn't matter, if you let me break your heart.
I always knew I'd leave you - never quite knew when.
In a way I guess I left before it all began.

I might be pretty on the outside, inside I’m pretty cruel.
But pretty much I always knew , I'd end up using you.
Yeah pretty much, I always knew - I think you did too,
That I'm pretty on the outside, but inside pretty cruel

It would have been so boring, for me to be direct.
So instead I fed your anger with a diet of neglect.
That's why it didn't matter, when you told me "go to hell".
It's what I really wanted - was surprised you couldn't tell

And now that it’s all over, I’m sure you think it’s best,

But because I know it hurts you, I’m telling you the rest.

I couldn’t let you walk away, thinking that you’d won,

So now I’m going to tell you just exactly what I’ve done.

For me, you see, there never was, very much at stake.

Except the dull amusement, of watching your heart break.

And I think that you should know, as you lie alone awake

That I’m with someone else now and you were a mistake

 

I might be pretty on the outside, inside I’m pretty cruel.
But pretty much, I always knew , I planned on leaving you.
Yeah pretty much, I always knew - I think that you did too,
That I'm pretty on the outside, but inside pretty cruel

You wanted someone pretty, some ornamental jewel

And even though I used you, in a way you used me too

I guess I turned the tables, let you become the fool

Because I’m pretty on the outside, but inside pretty cruel

 

So you really don’t have any, room left to complain

You set out to use me, but somehow you lost the game

And now you want to blame me, well I think that’s insane

Perhaps one day you’ll understand why I am not ashamed

 

I might be pretty on the outside, inside I’m pretty cruel.
Maybe now you see why I’m so proud that statement’s true

Pretty much, I always knew - I think that you did too,
That I'm pretty on the outside, But inside pretty cruel

 

Broken Rainbows

 

There’s a box of broken rainbows I keep inside my heart

Where I put the pieces of the dreams that fall apart.

This one’s slightly tarnished, and this ones sort of blue

In a way they’re all the same ‘cause none of them came true

 

There’s a box of broken rainbows, deep inside my head

They cut me when I play with them and tell me that I’m dead

This one’s sharp and jagged, and this one like a knife

Be careful what you wish for, broken dreams can take your life

 

This ones sort of rusty, I guess it’s pretty old

This one is what would have been if I’d done what I was told

This one’s like a mirror, but if I hold it up you see

There is no reflection because there’s nothing left of me

 

The box is pretty heavy now, it really brings me down

That’s why I only take it out when nobody’s around

It’s getting pretty full now, I guess that means I’m grown

And now that I’ve stopped dreaming, maybe it won’t overflow

 

I’ve got a box of broken rainbows, perhaps you’d like to see

How all the dreams that never were are all that’s left of me

A box of broken rainbows, perhaps you’d like to see

‘Cause a box of broken rainbows, is all I’ll ever be

 

 

 

 

 

 

When I said I’ll always love you I meant ‘till someone better comes along

I’m sorry you don’t think that’s right but I don’t think it’s wrong

It could be that you’re boring it could be that you’re strange

It could be that you’re always broke that’s driving me away

When I add all these things up the answer’s plain to see

‘Cause you’re a total zero and you’re not good enough for me

So babe I’ll always love you ‘till someone better comes along

I know you don’t think that’s right, but I don’t think it’s wrong

So forgive my indiscretions, i’m not stringing you along

They’re just my way of making sure someone better comes along

And you really should stop asking darling where’d you spend last night”?

Cause you already know the answer and you know the answer’s right

why you make me tell you really blows my mind

I guess it kinda helps you to prove that I’m unkind

why you make me tell you is pretty freak ass strange

all that I can figure is you kinda like the pain

So stop that stupid dreaming that I’ll tell you that answer’s wrong

Cause babe I’ll always love you ‘till someone better comes along

you always knew the deal, yeah youi always knew the score

we both knew you wanted me, but that I wanted more

so now you have to settle with what I have to give

which isnt very much because I don’t give a shit

and if I ever wake up and find a note that says you’re gone

it’ll make it that much easier for someone else to come along

and tho I might get tired of whoever that is too

it isn’t hard to see, that they’ll be better than you

 

 

 

 

 

Kinda

 

We’re kinda now and then, We’re on and off again

I’m not always sure when, But you’re kinda my girlfriend

 

You’re kinda my girlfriend, not quite that’s true

Kinda may girlfriend but kinda his too

All that I can do is say I don’t care too

‘Cause I know you do him too

 

You make my mind bend, Can’t see how this should end

I’m not always sure when, But you’re kinda my girlfriend

 

You were kinda my girlfriend, you didn’t choose me

And you dumped us both for guy number three

I gotta go get checked for STD’s

And hope to hell you forget about me

 

You were kinda my girlfriend, I don’t remember when

My hair’s up on its end, Afraid you’ll come back again

 

You were a little strange, I guess I’ve rearranged

But I’ll never be the same, Since you were kinda my girlfriend

 

I gave up trying to prove I’m best, Now that I know I’m one of the rest

And I guess whoever’s next, Will be the last one you left

 

Yeah you’d of made a sorry wife, yeah you’d have made me take my life

And if one day we should meet up, I’ll say “sorry babe, I forgot we fucked”

Yeah babe, I forgot we fucked. Back then you hit me like a truck

Sad to hear, you’re outta luck. But I’m sorry babe, I forgot we fucked

 

you were kinda my girlfriend, I don’t remember when

And I’m so glad that in the end, your someone else’s girlfriend

 

 

 

Slightly Diseased Goddess

 

She’s not Aphrodite

And she’s not the Lorelei

But she’s the one I will adore

Until the day I die

 

She’s a goddess and I’m down on my knees

She’s a goddess and her voice is the breeze

She’s a goddess and she’s all I can see

She’s a goddess, she’s just slightly diseased

 

One little imperfection

A flaw in her reflection

Blinded by her beauty

The flaw escapes detection

 

She’s a goddess and I’m down on my knees

She’s a goddess and her voice is the breeze

She’s a goddess and she’s graceful to me

She’s a goddess, she’s just slightly diseased

 

A siren and a temptress

Her passion is relentless

Her desire leaves you breathless

Her love is so infectious

 

She’s a goddess and I’m down on my knees

She’s a goddess and her voice is the breeze

She’s a goddess and she’s all that I need

She’s a goddess, she’s just slightly diseased

 

 

 

I Don’t Wanna Fit In

 

I don’t wanna fit in

I don’t know why you can’t see

Can’t see past yourself

To understand me

 

I don’t wanna fit in

Cause that doesn’t fit me

The world might be real big

But it can’t define me

 

So I’ll write my own songs

And I’ll make up my own keys

And I’ll play my own chords

In my own harmonies

 

And I’ll write my own words

And they’ll mean what I say

And I’ll sing them alone

When you’ve all gone away

 

I don’t wanna fit in

Cause that doesn’t fit me

The world might be real big

But it can’t define me

 

And I’ll find my own way

And you’ll tell me I’m wrong

And I’ll say that’s OK

I’ve been wrong all along

 

I don’t wanna fit in

Cause that doesn’t fit me

The world might be real big

But it can’t define me

 

 

 

 

 

Just Another Blackout

 

I don’t remember last night

Did we fkkk? Did we fight??

Did everything end up alright?

I don’t remember last night

 

It’s just another blackout

It’s more than an excuse

It’s a complicated lifestyle

Of chronic drug abuse

It’s just another blackout

All that I can say is

It’s something that I seem to do

To make it day to day

 

I don’t remember last night

Did we fkkk? Did we fight??

Did everyone come out alright?

I can’t remember last night

 

It’s just another blackout

What more can I say

I don’t remember yesterday

I guess it went away

It’s just another blackout

When you’re living day to day

It’s just another blackout

What’s one more anyway

 

I don’t remember last night

Did we fkkk? Did we fight??

Did everyone come out alright?

I can’t remember last night

 

 

 

 

Disorder

 

I need a disorder

I need a trendy disease

I need a disorder

To get the attention I need

 

I feel like I’m lost

Like nobody see’s me

I need a disorder

To get the attention I need

 

I might be psychotic

I might have A D D D D

I might be bulemic

I might have a mystery disease

 

I need a disorder

I need a trendy disease

I need a disorder

To get the attention I need

 

If I can’t find a disorder

I’ll study psychology

Till secretly I learn

What the hell’s wrong with me

 

I need a disorder

I need a trendy disease

I need a disorder

To draw attention to me

 

 

 

 

I Never Liked Your Hair

 

Are you too far above me, Am I too far below?

If I dared to ask you out, I wonder if you’d go

Will your friends approve me? Will it be alright?

I guess I’ll have to get the nerve to ask you out one night

 

At first you tell me “yes I’ll go”, but you call the night before

Saying that you’re sorry, you can’t make it anymore

And I can tell already just how the call will end

Just before you hang up, you say “lets just be friends”

 

You say let’s just be friends, you blow my dreams apart

Dump me with a casual cliche to the heart

So all that I can do now is pretend I never cared

And if anybody asks me, well, I never liked your hair

 

(Chorus)

I never liked your hair! So There! I never liked your hair!

It proves you didn’t hurt me cause I never liked your hair!

I know you think you dumped me But I really never cared

And if anybody asks me I never liked your hair

 

 

I wonder what it was that changed, made you dump me on the phone

‘cause you sorta seemed to like me, when we were all alone

Maybe your friends trashed me, said you ranked higher on the chart

So now out of pity I get a cliche to the heart

 

It’s a cliche to the heart that I’ve heard too many times

And I guess I’ll never really know why you changed your mind

All that I can do now is pretend I never cared

And if anybody asks me well, I never liked your hair.

 

(Chorus)

I never liked your hair! So There! I never liked your hair!

It proves you didn’t hurt me cause I never liked your hair!

I know you think you dumped me But I really never cared

And if anybody asks me I never liked your hair

 

But somehow on the phone that night you seemed ingenuine

Like you really meant to like me except for all your friends

And if things had worked out different and we’d admitted that we care

I’d probably also tell you, I really like your hair.

 

 

 

 

 

I Wanna Be Average

 

Don’t care if I don’t go far

Never be a superstar

I wanna be average and left alone

I wanna be average leave me alone

 

I wanna be average

Don’t wanna over-achieve

I wanna be average

Don’t wanna over-succeed

I wanna be average

It isn’t hard to believe

I wanna be average

Because average is me

 

Don’t want a big house

Don’t need a fast car

I wanna be average

Wherever you are

 

I wanna be average

Don’t wanna over-achieve

I wanna be average

Don’t wanna over-succeed

I wanna be average

It isn’t hard to believe

I wanna be average

Because average is me

 

 

I wanna be average

Will you be average with me?

I wanna be average

Can you be average with me?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A lot

I never was a lot

I never really thought

I never was a lot

like you

I never was a lot

I never had a shot

I never was a lot

like you

I never was a lot

I used to think a lot

I used to care a lot

did you

I used to feel a lot

now I’m a robot

I used to feel a lot like you

I used to feel a lot like you

can you make the change can you stay insane

can you grab hold of the reins

oh I used to feel a lot like you

yeah I used to feel a lot like you

I used to cry a lot

I’ve become what I’m not

yeah I used to cry a lot like you

 

 

Blown away

I’m just a little blown away

I guess that’s all there is to say

In a way, I thought you’d stay

Now I’m just a little blown away

I’m just a little blown away

Didn’t now you felt that way

Whatever happened anyway

Who’s to judge, who’s to say

I’m just a little blown away

Things just didn’t go my way

Whatever happened anyway

Left me a little blown away

I’m not sure what’s left to say

Who’s to blame, who’s to pay

Whatever happens anyway

I’ll be a little blown away

I called you up the other day

You weren’t home, the message played

Said, I’m not here but that’s okay

Leave a message anyway

I didn’t have enough to say

To leave a message anyway

I’m still a little blown away

Whatever happened anyway

I saw you with him again today

You never even glanced my way

I guess that’s all that you had to say

and I’m just a little blown away

 

 

 

Intimate agony

intimate agony

it’s all you were to me

love’s blind, I couldn’t see

that you never cared for me

and now all I can feel

is intimate agony

intimate agony

it’s all that I can feel

only the pain is real

intimate agony

it’s all that I can feel

I never saw you see

just what you did to me

destroyed me like a disease

I cried till I couldn’t see

when you made my heart bleed

with such intimate agony

and I swear I’ll never feel

now I know love isn’t real

you turned my heart to steel

and now it cannot bleed

so I will not have to feel

such intimate agony

intimate agony, it’s all you eft for me

it’s all I’ll ever be - intimate agony, intimate agony

 

 

Crawl away

I tried to crawl inside mysel

crawl into a shell

but all I found inside of me

was a cold and empty hell

there was nothing left of me

nothing left inside

everything I ever was

had crawled away and died

when your beaten, beaten down

when your beaten into the ground

just crawl away

just crawl away

just crawl away

maybe things are not what they seem

are we beaten by our own dreams

do we do this shit to ourselves

and walk around like empty shells

crawl away

you gotta crawl away

when your beaten, beaten down

when your beaten into the ground

just crawl away

just crawl away

just crawl away

Fat Lady in a Minivan

 

Fat Lady in a Mini-Van

 

I was cruising down the highway, pretty as you please

When something happened that scared the hell out of me

I looked up in my rearview and what do I see

Comin up fast, right behind me

 

 

A fat lady in in a minivan

Drivin to Mcdonald’s just as fast as she can

French fries in her lap and a burger in her hand

She’s a fat lady in a mini van

 

Got her foot on the gas and she’s tail-gaiting me

Gonna get the kids to soccer and man she’s gotta pee

She’s still in her bathrobe and it’s way past three

She’s got her face in the windshield and she’s screamin at me

 

A fat lady in in a minivan

Headed to Mcdonald’s just as fast as she can

French fries in her lap and a burger in her hand

Fat lady in a mini-van

 

She needs an apple pie and a some McRibs for lunch

But first she has to order Egg McMuffins for brunch

She’s back on the highway with her foot on the gas

She’s a minivan terror with a super-sized ass

 

Fat lady in a mini-van

Ragin’ down the highway in her sardine can

French fries in her lap and Big Gulp in her hand

Fat lady in a mini-van

Ragin down the highwayc in a sardine can

Fat lady in a mini-van

Ragin down the highway with a big gulp in her hand

Ragin down the highway to the promised land

Ragin down the highway to the promised land