the hair on my ass
was combed today when the street sweeper went by. I have
now experienced a bidet and all without the hastle of boarding a flight to
Europe.
I met Wayne Coyne at a
water fountain. it was a separate fountain for robot inspectors.
inefficiency expert tshirt.
pardon me: I have to drop the kids at the pool.
we had
ballloons. we had beans. I removed a tassel with my pincers.
we had tried
in vain to find that movie with Stockard Channing. from a balloon it is
impossible, as are most things.
Mister Kaopectate 2002 has large pectoral muscles. the
attendant at the vomiting center offers a most recumbent greeting. your
invitation has gravy on it.
because of you, I love my past.
flavorless. namby-pamby.
Vietnamby
pamby. that's not funny.
the wrong
end of the range. waving from.
dogs and cats produce 30.68 million liters of urine per
day. this is a straw estimate.
decline of
western infidelity.
I considered her breasts to be an exciting example of
product placement.
please don’t
tell my dad what I did today.
my inamorata. my significant bother.
dogs and cats produce 18 million kilograms of feces each
day quite proudly.
lend voice to your emergent cycle.
approximately 144 flies can be produced from a single
defecation.
wayne coyne cant find the
off button.
his mother is upset.
his brother is on the swing counting saucers.
an average defecation
measured in a weightless environment. the length found to be equal to one-half
the distance from the farthest, lushest corner of the left hemisphere of Lingbi Stone's brain to the far
side of his right hemisphere. notes were taken and fed to dachshunds.
I find myself smitten with Tawana Brawley. we are out of
garbage bags. I wont pull over for the funeral procession. let them be buried
at midnight, by torchlight. I'll be shopping for discount milk.
Deng Xiopeng finds he can better express his feelings from a
pagoda. Deng never had any kids.
Deng's former babysitter.
an efficiency expert was
enlisted. as expected she wore a white blouse. I was distracted from my usual
pattern of inefficiency.
being shown the box for
the first time.
the weight of the average
-- if you wish to discover how you measure up --defecation, is calculated at
.34 kg.
dont say that.
can I get this in oyster
(off season)?
hunger and a cigarette at
the liquid aluminum fountain at the Wayne Coyne Centre for picking up chicks in
thigh-length skirts.
I had my eyebrows lowered for the occasion.
occasional rugs.
institution of hugs. sign my reprimand. at the deafness
institute.
the introduction of the man who wipes his ass with clouds. to
the scene.
the remnants of a
blistering noise assault appear nightly on my left shoulder.
uncommon emotional depth.
I saw Wayne holding a plop.
his brother was building it a spaceship in the grass from a milk carton.
someone plopped with
uncommon emotional depth on the second stage of Lollapalooza in 1992.
Little Stephen Malkmus is
rumoured to have talked during his SATs.
the eventual damages
phase of the flight was the toughest to take.
may I amend my statement
about the muhushi?
I dont know why your mom would accuse me of editorialism.
s o u r c e s
"The Flaming
Lips" on All Music Guide
http://allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&sql=B6gjqeat04x07
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