I got up this morning, but haven't yet dressed.
My dishes aren't done and my house is a mess.
Have not done my work, have not fed the cat
Just on for a second and popped in to "chat"
I used to watch TV...I used to cook Mex
I think, I remember...yeah, I used to have Sex!!
I used to walk upright, now roll on my chair
Though it causes the neighbourhood children to stare.
I wanted to travel around on the net....
Been too busy chatting to get on there yet.
I wanted to spreadsheet, word process or paint
But gettin' on with them is just what I ain't!
So much to learn and I wanted to,
but I'm too busy chatting and splittin' a gut.
Talkin' and listen'...is it such sin?
Oh gawd, what a fix I have got myself in!
Then up pops a name on my neat buddy list
Think I'll go out and give his tail a twist!
And in comes an IM from some wierdo guy...
I cuss 'im, insult 'im, and tell him "bye bye"
Is there a 12 step, support group, or such?
For those of us folks who chat on too much?
If there was a group, I would like it just fine
Except that it prob'ly be here online!
Are there therapists here? I think that I saw some....
It's got me, It's got me, It's power is awesome
It's my new computer, I've had it one week
Now I look in the mirror and see a "Geek"
or maybe a Geekess, but I see the signs
Please help me, Please help me get offline!!
Or better, please email a burger and fries,
'Cause I'm staying ONLINE!!!!..at least till I die!!