fetchdogsbettermen

Dogs admit it if they are lost, and ask for directions.

Dogs are nice to your relatives.

Dogs do not feel threatened if you earn more than they do.

Dogs do not care if you shave your legs.

Dogs dont step on the imaginary brake.

Dogs dont mind if you do all the driving.

Middle-aged dogs dont feel the need to abandon you for a younger human.

Dogs dont correct your stories.

Dogs dont read at the table.

Dogs dont feel threatened by your intelligence.

Dogs never disappear to play golf for the day.

Dogs dont come up with some stupid smart-alec results for your problems.

Dogs dont fall asleep and snore while you talk to them.

Dogs dont drink straight out of the milk bottle.

But...Why are men better than dogs? Men only have 2 feet to tramp mud onto your newly cleaned carpet.