Bad Pickup Lines:

• Hey baby, why don't you sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that POPS up!!!
• (motion for girl to come here with one finger), "If I can make you come with this finger, imagine what I could do with all five!"
• Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
• If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
• Fuck me if I'm wrong....but haven't we met before?
• Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
• I wanna use your thighs as earmuffs.
• Are those real?
• I may not be Fred Flintstone but I sure can make your bed rock.
• (offer guy/girl a screw) wanna screw?
• Ya know, that shirt is very becoming on you......of course, if I was on you, I'd be cumming too.
• The word of the day is LEGS, so let's go to my house and spread the word.
• The only place I want to go is south of the border.
• Hey you want to know what I heard about you? Fuck me and I'll tell you.
• Why don't you come over and we can do math in the bed; add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and I'll multiply.
• What's a nice girl like you doing on a face like this?
• Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
• Mmmmmmm, you bring new meaning to the word "edible"
• So, do you want to see something really swell?
• Excuse me but is your last name "Gillette"......cause you are the best a man can get!
• Hey baby.....can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?
• My shirt's chaffing me.....
• Excuse me miss, do you give head to strangers? (No) Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
• They call me Milk, because I do your body good.
• I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
• Hey baby, wanna wrestle.
• Hi, do you want to have children? (assuming the answer is no) Ok then, can we just practice?
• You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
• I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
• They say the best things in life are free....they lied( but I do accept American Express)
• This Valentines Day, I really want you to know how I feel.....So you better use both hands.
• You can feel the magic between us......No, lower!
• You're on my mind this Valentine's Day.....I'd prefer you on my bed.
• This Valentine's Day I want you to know that I'm head-over-heels for you....and I know some other positions too.
• I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
• You have 250 bones in your body, want another?
• If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
• Hey baby, can i tickle your belly from the inside?
• Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
• Girl, if you were a porch I'd take out all the nails and screw ya.
• Yo baby, I bust more nuts than a squirrel.