Personal Stuff

Name:  Roberto J. Dohnert

Where do I live: USA

Married or single?   Single

Gay or Straight?   Straight

What do I do for a living:  I am a freelance computer consultant specializing in Windows, Linux, UNIX and Mac, officially a B.A.S (Born Again Student)

How smart am I:  Above average, I know better than to be taken advantage of.

Favorite Food:  Mexican

Favorite Drink: Ginger Ale, Beer, but I am not an alcoholic

Favorite Beer : Corona, I don't like Guiness or Canadian beer

Turn Ons: Computers, shooting, watching movies, women and sex,  I do not Cyber Sex with anyone and i do not cruise porn sites.  So don't even ask

Turn Offs:  Morons,  and utterly obnoxious people.  People who drive around with Apple stickers on their car and extreme computer zealots.  Pre-Alpha software, and idiots who ship pre-alpha software for production use. 

Where am I from:  Puerto Rico

What Music do I like:  Rock and pop

What Bands do I like:  Bon Jovi, the Eagles, Don Henley, U2, Ozzy,  DMX, Eminem, Tal Bachman, Ricky Martin, and the new band I like the most is Evanescense

Favorite Tap your foot song:  She's so high -- Tal Bachman

Favorite all around Song:  She's all I ever had -- Ricky Martin ( Yes I do look like an idiot in the shower when I sing this song, just imagining me naked is probably scary enough so I wont even get into my singing talent)

Favorite Movies:  Red Dragon, The Forsaken, Salems Lot 2004, Most vampire movies, Pirates of the Carribean

Favorite Place to Hang Out:  Anything that has to do with nature

Favorite Actors:  the Rock, Johnny Depp, Keanu Reeves

Favorite Actresses:  Milla Jovovich, Kate Beckinsale, Rosario Dawson, Jennifer Gardner


COMPUTER RELATED CRAP

What Computers do I like the most: PC's, I have used Macs, Sparcs, and alphas but I dont really like alphas that much.  My main goal in life is to marry a rich woman so I can get an SGI Octane :-)

What OS do I like:  SuSE Linux, but I do have to use Red Hat Linux every now-and-then at work hehehehehe.  I like GNU-Darwin and MS Windows 2000/XP Pro.  I like Solaris x86 but there is alot missing and alot of work needs to be done to it.

What OS's do I love: AIX, Tru64 Unix, Windows XP, Solaris x86

What OS's do I hate: Windows 9x, UnixWare -- UnixWare is too behind the times and needs to be updated very, very soon.

Favorite Programming Language:  C# and VB

OS that deserved recognition but didnt get shit? BeOS

Favorite Technology:  X-Box, MP3 Portable Players, PDA

Technology that deserves more recognition but doesnt get shit?  Electricity, without electricity the world would be a less exciting place.




What is your favorite color?  If you cant tell by now you are probably on my list of turnoffs