Animals Page 3

Have you ever thought about what it would look like to have a giant dildo as a nose.... <-----well there ya go this anteater can pleasure the ladies very well

This alligator stares away at the distant alligators in fright because he is tripping on some wack acid...so yea this is an alligator apparently

So yea, this is a lion..it sits  around on its ass while the bitch tigers do all the work...What else does a man actually want, besides a few beers???

Some say the hawk will eat rats, i say fuck rats im goin after the that thing with the big dildo nose...now i can enjoy that

Apparently this  forest is full of animals that look like large dildos...this sperm whale is the king dildo of this forest...yes folks he is in the forest...trust me...he dont live in water

This is the parakeet, also known as the forest lesbian...this particular species is quite fond of a hobby these animals like to call carpet munching

This turtle is the happiest muther fucker alive. . . not only cause hes a turtle at the beach but hes also sitting next to 7 topless bitches with coronas as they oil eachother up.

Ok, well im an elk...i have horns and some call me elk...i really dont know what i do to contribute to the forest...so how bout you just stop reading this particualr animals profile...shutup

Apparently i am a penguin...som say i am just a bird that is a fat ass and am so fat i have to waddle around like a freaking retard while i freeze my ass off!!!!!

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