To Cat Poop Cookies Recipe
There are two flavors: chocolate (dark brown), or gingerbread (light brown).
The author seldom measured carefully,
so the amounts may need adjustment,
especially on flavoring.The
cookies are dense and not very sweet,
this is necesssary so that they
will keep their shape during baking
.If you use white flour or sugar,
they may be tastier but they won't look like poopies.
Chocolate ingredients:
1/2 cup honey
2/3 cup (1 and 1/3 stick) butter,
margarine, or lard
1 egg
1 tsp vanilla or peppermint
extract
2 cups whole wheat flour
1/3 cup cocoa powder
grapenuts(tm) cereal
Gingerbread ingredients:
1/4 cup honey
1/4 cup molasses
2/3 cup(1 and 1/3 stick) butter
or margarine, or lard
1 egg
2 and 1/3 cups whole wheat flour
spices: ginger, cinnamon, cloves
to taste (maybe 1/2 tsp each)
grapenuts(tm) cereal
Mix-ins (optional):
Coconut = tapeworms
Chocolate chips = poop chunks!
Butterscotch chips = diarrhea!
Peanut butter chips = diarrhea!
Cooked spagetti or ramen noodles
= roundworms
Corn = self explanatory!
Peanuts = chunks
M&Ms = decoration?
To make:
Microwave the honey till it bubbles
(about 1 minute). Add the butter,
(I've been told using lard makes
for a more realistic texture and softer cookie)
and the molasses, if any. Add
the egg, mix well,
then mix in all the other stuff.
Add mix-ins of your choice to some or all of the batter.
Chill 1 hour in the freezer or
several hours in the fridge.
Roll dough logs of random length
and the diameter of cat poops.
Roll logs in grapenuts and bake
at 350 degrees till done (about 20 minutes, but this varies so watch them.)
Serve in a disposable cat litter
box on a bed of grapenuts, with a cat litter scoop.
I hear you get lovely effects
by decorating the box and scoop with melted chocolate or pudding.
Brown sugar might work as a substitute
for the new clumping litters...
Mixing brown sugar with the
grapenuts "sweetens up the cookie a bit while still looking truly hideous."
This recipe worked especially well at the halloween party where the table was already decorated with plastic flies.
