MY FAVE QUOTES:
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Isn`t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
S3X on TV is bad, u might fall off! :(
You know the saying that girls are like fish and that there are many fish in the ocean? Well it's true! Turn em over n' they all smell the same!
Don`t hit a man with glasses, hit him with a baseball bat
If life gives u a lemon, ask 4 tequila n salt
Life isn`t measured by the # of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away
You're a stupid man's idiot!
Sometimes you gotta realize how many memories u gotta make, not remember...
Life`s short, so *bleep* it... It`s width that matters anyways ;)
I didn`t loose it, I simply misplaced my virginity :oP
No1`s a virgin, life screws us all!
Sex is like a card game: if u don`t have a good partner, u betta have a good hand. ;)
I love games... Have you mastered your joystick?
If we were both squirrels, could I put my nuts in your hole?
What do you mean she was only 12?
If you need help finding a wife to keep you happy, first get a good look at her mother!
If I'm not happy to see you then get a freakin clue!
The most important thing in life is not having it taken away
Fighting for Peace is like Fukkin for Virginity
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