Do You Know the Secret of Canada?
Listen closely and I will tell you; it is one that even many Canadians do not know. In fact, more Americans know the secret than Canadians, the only difference is that the Americans don't know that they know, while the Canadians who are aware of their great secret have a deep-seated satisfaction that comes from a true appreciation of everything that makes their country great. Intrigued yet?
One way to find out the secret is to ask your average public school indoctrinated American some of the reasons why they *don't* like Canada. Eventually, you will doubtless hear one of them mention the secret, and after centuries of programming it is something that almost instinctively bothers the less intelligent (not smart people like those reading this website of course -you're on track!)
The secret is, of course, -get ready for this-
THE MONARCHY!!!!
and/or
THE QUEEN OF CANADA!!!!
Unfortunately, it is a secret since so many remain unaware of it, and at times the monarchy is often too subtle and unnoticed, but it is extremely important my friends, especially because Canada is right next door to the world's premier republic, the U.S. of A.

You see, for centuries the republic-worshippers have been telling generations of America that we live under the greatest form of government ever devised by the hand of man, and that our republican system is what all other nations aspire to be. Yet, by simply being a free, modern, prosperous constitutional monarchy, Canada is an example of the flaw in this style of political nationalism.

Canada did not have to have a violent revolution, it did not tear itself away from the "Mother Country" and Canada remains a monarchy rather than a republic and yet Canada is just as "free" as the United States, and even more prosperous. That is why so many ignorant Americans who bash Canada always bring up something about "kissing up to England" or Canada not being a "real country" or something of that sort; because just by being a successful monarchy right beside the world's "Great Republic" Canada is proving the republican religion to be false.

Americans need to wake up to this and Canadians need to stop keeping their monarchy a secret. Don't be swayed by the illusion of Americanism Canada, you said NO to the revolution, fought off the invaders of 1812 and became independent peacefully, keeping the monarchy, so BE PROUD OF IT!.