LOYAL SUBJECTS, TAKE HEED... |
Are You Tired of the Rampant Vandalism and acts of Terrorist Destruction Around Us? |
Will You No Longer Stand Idle While Your Innocent Countrymen Are Assaulted by Criminal Gangs? |
Then Answer the Call of Duty to Your King and Country! Together We Will Drive the Pestilent Revolutionaries From Our Midst and Return Sacred, Constitutional Government to This Fair Land. Stand Now! |
ENLIST! today With Joe's Loyalist Mounted Rangers and We Shall Be Victorious, Remember Loyal subject, YOUR KING NEEDS YOU!!! |