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		Let’s Do the Time Warp Again By Sally Morem
	My computer somehow picked up the echoes of a future debate between candidates for the 2012 Presidential race.  Must’ve been a time warp…or something.  Here are some outtakes from the debate: • Why are we still in Darfur?  We need to finish the job in Iraq! • President Jeb Bush is an idiot.  That’s why Darfur’s such a disaster. • If I’m elected President, we will withdraw our forces immediately, if not sooner.. • The people of Darfur don’t want us there:  Pull!  Out!  Now! • The world hates us because we invaded the sovereign nation of Darfur. • Darfur is a civil war; we can’t possibly win a civil war. • Terrorists are finding it easy to recruit suicide bombers worldwide because people angry at us for killing Africans in Darfur. • We are only in Darfur for the oil. • President Jeb Bush is truly an evil Machiavellian spawn of the Devil; he’s now eyeing Chad. • Darfur is not worth the lives of the five brave American soldiers we’ve lost there in the last three years. • Darfur has stretched our military to the breaking point.  Time to reinstate the draft. • We must show the people of Darfur that we mean them no harm.  End this immoral war NOW! • All we are saying is give peace a chance. • Imagine there’s no Darfur. • We can’t do this alone.  We need the world’s sanction for our efforts in Darfur.  Let’s go to the UN and get a Security Council resolution against genocide. • When I voted to give President Jeb Bush the power to stop genocide in Darfur, I didn’t vote for him to send our soldiers there to fight and die! • If I had been in the Senate during that vote, I certainly wouldn’t have voted for this illegal war! • Bush frightens me to death! • There is no War on Terror, and it’s not going on in Darfur! • Darfur means the End of the American Empire!  Hurrah!