"I think Jim can actually outrun his stick now." - Sam Centino, referring to the excessive weight of Gargiulo's proto-type stick. Congratulations to Sam for his first ever quote on this website. The next quote from Sam is expected around 2014. "Did you see that you were the league's leading goal scorer?" - Behn Gerhart. "Oh yeah? Well, I believe that's one of the signs of the apocalypse." - Jim Gargiulo. "Hey you should come to one of our bigger tournaments when we bring our 'A' team." - An untalented yocal from Lancaster. "Are you gonna be there?" - Frank Facciponti. "Yeah." Yocal. "Nah, I want some competition!" - Frank. "I can't come tomorrow. I have track practice." - Jim Gargiulo. "Wait, your coaching track? So you teach kids how to run fast? - Frank Facciponti, in complete shock that someone who moves so slowly could be involved with a sport dedicated to moving quickly. "Guys, let's take it easy on 'em. They all have to go back to their jobs at the mill after this." - Sean Smith, more than loud enough for the Lancaster bench to hear it clearly. "How can you change your mind on a call like that?" - Jim Gargiulo, protesting after an apparent high sticking call. "He actually admitted he didn't get hit." - Howie the Ref. "Come on, Howie. You know confessions like that are inadmissible." - Gargiulo. "I've got to off of the schnide. ...and I don't even what a schnide is." - Jim Gargiulo, referring to his recent scoring slump, despite numerous scoring opportunities. "You basically eat until... Well until there's no more food left." - Frank Facciponti, referring to The Gargiulo Diet. "What is that on your shirt?" - Extremely intoxicated woman at a craps table in Vegas. "That's a Dragon. Jim Gargiulo responds. "Your Dragon Man! Roll the dice, Dragon Man!
"Not just a stick, but a Gargiulo. Handmade in Dunellen. They carve it out of illegal whalebone, and then smelt lead into the center of it. They only make eleven of them a year. This one cost me $12,000, or 6,000 toonies. Perfectly balanced, low drag, minimal torque." Please submit your answer below:
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Last Issue's Question & Answer: In the last issue, we asked you to choose the team name that was not one of the considerations for the franchise, prior to the Dek Dragons being selected. The answer was d. Central Jersey Sea Mosters.
Name the only Dragons to have worn three different numbers. Hint: They are all successive numbers. a. Frank Facciponti b. Nick Aversa c. Matt Applegate d. Mike Barbato first & last name: e-mail address:
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