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This game is intended for entertainment purposes only. Actually drinking this much will probably result in severe injury or death and will certainly result in vomiting.
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Every time one of the actors refers to Cate, take one drink.
Every time one of the actors says "Rhys" correctly, take one drink.
Every time Sir Ian says something absolutely brilliant, raise your glass in toast and take one drink.
Every time Sir Ian keeps talking and you realize you've stopped listening, lower your glass, take a longer drink and pay attention.
Every time you wish Christopher Lee was your high school English teacher, take a sip of fine wine.
Every time Orlando says "sort of," take a drink...a small one, or you'll be on the floor before the hobbits leave the shire.
Every time there's too many hobbits talking and they can't identify them all, take a drink.
Whenever someone smokes in the film, take a drag and a drink.
Every time Orlando says "fantastic," take a small drink and remember how darling he is.
Every time you wonder where Viggo is, take a long drink and send a psychic wish he's on the commentary for TTT.
Every time there's a close-up of someone's dirty fingernails, take a drink and make an appointment with a manicurist.
Every time someone discusses the state of someone else's fingernails, take a drink and remember that these guys did spend an awful lot of time together.
Every time Orlando speaks and you think, I bet he looks really good right now, take one drink and say "Down, girl" (or "Down, boy.")
Any time one actor gushes about another (the hobbits about Viggo, Orlando about everybody), give each other a big group hug (or hug yourself if you're alone) and take a shot of good strong whiskey.
Every time Liv speaks, take a huge drink and reach for your ear plugs.
Any time anyone mentions forced perspective, grab a bigger glass and move two feet behind the person next to you.
Every time Elijah giggles, take a drink of something light and fun.
When the scarecrow moves, take one drink and say, "It's not a car, damn you."
Whenever Orlando describes another actor as "sweet," take a drink of pina colada and think, now there's a guy not restricted by sexual stereotypes.
Whenever Aragorn and Arwen are together, drink syrup until you gag.
When the hobbits start discussing Tig, Tig-Tag-Tog the person next to you and take a drink.
Whenever Sir Ian mentions something completely incongruous with his Shakespearean voice, like Monty Python or MTV, take a drink. Go Serena!
Every time Orlando speaks and you think, I want to cover him in butter and lick it off slowly, take a drink and a cold shower.
If you actually checked to see if dominicmonaghanscrazygames.com is a real Web site, hang your geeky head in shame and take a drink.
If you can actually understand Billy without Sean Astin translating, stop drinking. You're way too drunk already.
Whenever Orlando talks about Viggo, take a drink and thank God you're alive to witness it.
At every scene that's not in the film and the actor is glad they put it back in the DVD, nod your head in agreement and take a drink.
Every time Liv complains, reach for your earplugs again, finish the bottle and throw it at your Arwen dartboard (available at dominicmonaghanscrazygames.com)
Every time you see Frodo's nipple, stop licking the TV screen and take a drink instead.
When Sir Ian encourages Sean Astin to touch Elijah's hand, take a drink and fall in love with him a little more.
You try not to, you really do, but every time you expect Hugo to say "Mr. Anderson," take the red pill and a drink.
Whenever you realize you'd listen to Sean Bean read the phone book, take a long, smooth, deep drink.
Every time someone is speaking and they're making a really good point, but then they lose their train of thought....and sort of.....drift away.....take a drink.
If you get the "still Sharpe" reference, take a drink and think about Sean Bean in uniform.
If you can recite the Black Speech of Mordor, you're too weird and creepy to play the game anymore; go back to Mount Doom where you belong.
Whenever Frodo starts to sweat and his eyes roll-up in his head, splash your drink on your face.
Whenever Sean Bean speaks and you can tell he's smiling, take a drink and don't worry, be happy.
Whenever there's a slash moment, guzzle that bottle down, baby. This is the best damn movie in the world!
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End of disc one. Pee break.
Please recycle your empties and don't drink and drive.
