| ANNOYING MY CO-WORKER |
| This is my Co-Worker Colin. My favorite thing to do at work is to annoy him. I like to go do weird, uncommon , and strange things that break up my otherwise mundane day at the office. I have decided to list a few of those things for your reading enjoyment. |
| 1. Sometimes I let my gum roll out of my mouth and drop onto his desk. Once, I accidentally let it drop on his arm. 2. I call his extension, and when he answers the phone I say "hey, guess what." he says "what?" then I hang up. I don't know why, but this one really cracks me up. 3. When he leaves his office, I re-arrange everything on his desk. 4. I pretend that there is an Irate customer on the phone wanting to talk to him. When he picks up the line, it's dead and I'm laughing. 5. When he is trying to tell me a story that he thinks is funny, exciting, or interesting I just stare at him with no expression on my face. This really pisses him off, and he usually throws me out of his office. 6. I use to constantly take the staples out of his stapler. 7. Someone in my guest book mentioned that another good way to annoy my co-worker would be to tape his phone receiver down. I have done this before, it's a hoot. 8. I have been told that it greatly annoys Colin when you re-arrange his CD'S. I happen to know it annoys him if I even touch his CD'S. I wonder how he would react if I licked his CD's? 9. On my last day of work, I printed out a bunch of pictures of myslef with little messages on them like..."you smell". I hid these pic's all over his office for him to find from time to time. That way, I can annoy him even when I am not there. 10. I just thought of something that I wished I did to Colin. It would have been sweet to see the look of confusion on his face from trying to use his mouse after I had taken the little ball out of it. |
| 1-23-02 was my last day of work. I decided to go back to school. However, I am leaving this page up because it annoys Colin. |
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| I actually got Colin to e-mail me this picture. I use to have it, but lost it somehow. I told Colin that I needed it and he provided it for me. Now, everyone can enjoy how I use to greet Colin every day. SUCKA! |