Welcome To Scaly Lizard's Tank

All you ever wanted to know about
the fantastic game "New Horizons" by KOEI
Games, and all the secrets that the
designers don't want you to know.

If you want to break the game in
a meaningful way, check out this sailschniz.

Various rants about politics and stuff.

More rants are being cleaned and gleaned... stay tuned

NFL Football News-- Total Control

3 dozen newspapers in NFL cities, all
the official sites, plus a bushel of fan-created
sites... and links to many football-specific
sites with valuable news and commentaries.

Warning: not updated in three years!

Latin and Old English

Links, passages, and translations
concerning my two favorite languages.

Oddities

Strange things I have found
on the web that you may
also find strange.

You didn't bork Opera, Bill

Stay tuned... this page was last updated on
030910 at 01:39:14

Click this Pirate Flag to get your
own Geocities Homepage!

To see the Viking records assault page,

Click Here

I made most of the graphics here myself....
from things I stole off the Web.
If you steal my stuff, at least tell folks
where you got it. That way I don't have to
send the elecrorats to gnaw on your children
as they sleep.
See bottom of page for credits...

I stole the pic of solar activity in 1999 from Nasa's SOHO probe, but I turned it into an image suitable for a webpage background.

I stole the still pic of Clinton from stileproject.com.... not for kids or those easily offended!!

I stole the still pic of Mr. Gates from some news site... I forget where.

I stole the little things Bill says from somewhere because it was easier to steal them than make my own, but I pledge to redo it with ones I make myself someday...

OK, I lied up at the top of the page, I out-and-out stole the rodent down below, but he's just keeping space until I make a suitable counter guardian.

I stole all the pirate flags from some site about a year ago, and I don't remember the URL, but it was some class project or something. Look it up yourself at Yahoo!

I made the pictures on the football page from a campsite in Pennsylvania and my nephew's arm.

I stole the Viking Car pic on the football links page from some folks who want to sell it to you, but i personally made it fit for a webpage background by resizing it and bleeding the colors down to a nice blandness.

I stole the team icons on the same page from the image lookup service at altavista.

If you want to see a real cool gif animation that I did not make, but hope to be able to equal someday, click here.