The Player will be a short tempered OAP who fought in the war you know and who wants his cash,now.He uses 'bleedin' alot though.
These usualy start like this one so watch out for them OK.
If it looks to good to be true,then it is too good to be true.
OY KEIKKAUS NETHERLANDS SWEEPSTAKES LOTTERY, n.l,
BURDENSTRAAT 21B,
2053 DS AMSTERDAM,
THE NETHERLANDS.
TO THE MANAGER
FROM: THE DESK OF THE PROMOTIONS MANAGER,
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT,
REF: OYL /2551256003/22
BATCH: 14/0017/IPD
ATTENTION:
RE/ AWARD NOTIFICATION; FINAL NOTICE
We are pleased to inform you of the announcement of today, 23rd of
May,2003.
Winners of the
OYKEIKKAUS NETHERLANDS
SWEEPSTAKE LOTTERY/ INTERNATIONAL
PROGRAMS held on 24TH DEC. 2002. Your company, attached to ticket
number
025-1146-1992-750, with serial number 2113-22 drew the lucky numbers
13-15-22-37-39-
43, and consequently won the lottery in the 3rd category. You have
therefore been
approved for a lump sum pay out
of
US$800,000.00 in cash credited to file REF
NO. OYL/2551256003/22.
(snip)
Great,Lets make a character and see what happens..............................................................
Subject: RE/ AWARD NOTIFICATION; FINAL NOTICE
THE DESK OF THE PROMOTIONS MANAGER,
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT,
REF: OYL /2551256003/22
BATCH: 14/0017/IPD
Dear Sir,
US$800,000.00 in cash !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I' M RICH !!!!!!!!!!!
Send me the Cash Now please and dont hang about or I`ll come and fly
to your office on concord tonight and get it.
So dont give me no hassles,just tell me how to get my grubby little
hands on the CASH brother.
Steve Slimely
Hackney
London
UK
So they do,bless em................................................................................................................
Subject: PAYMENT INSTRUCTION
ATTN:Steve Slimely,
I acknowledge the receipt of your mail,but there is some instruction which you have to follow.( So now pay attention there are lots of rules,zzzzzzzzzz,opps sorry nodded off).
You were sellected among the seventeen international winners in this category.All participants
were selected through a computer ballot system drawn form 15 million names
from Australia, New Zealand,Asia, America, Europe and North America and
Africa as part of International Promotions Program, which is conducted annually.
This is to acknowledge the reciept of your mail with
your full contact address. However,all necessary detail of cantact
address,(e.g)full name,phone number,fax number,residensial address,all
contact must be forward to the african zonel office for quick
processing of your fund,through the contact below.we wish to notify
you that your fund has been directed to the regional
office in africa.(nigeria)a cheque of {eight hundred thousand united state
dollars} $800,000,00 thousand dollars has been sent to our regional
office in africa, so contact our regional director on
the numbers below or through their email address below
for the release of your cheque, already issued to you in your name.
This is neccessary because your payment fall into the payment voucher for the group that will be released from africa since this is Euro africa Lottery.
In view of the above, you are hereby requested to contact the regional Director Mr Johny James.On telephone number,
{234-1-585-2322,mobile no:234-8037-183653,fax no:234-1-759-7068}
send email to our regional office in africa through their email address {oynethswptakes_african_office@yahoo.com or oyswptakesafrica@yahoo.com)
for further instruction and subsequent release of fund. Be informed that
due to the attituted of Africans via Nigeria,it had been resolved at the
board meeting that an adequate measure will be taking to ensure a hitch
free in the collection of fund,by our lucky winners.(Are you still with us?).....
To achieve this,an adequate measure had been taking to make sure that
our winners abide by the layed down roles,regulation and instruction of the company.
(1) Winner must make sure that correct contact address is given to avoid mis-direction of fund.
(2) Winner must not in any way attend to a call or mail that is not from the one given to him/her from our head office via Netherland.
(3) Only the names of this staffs will be attending to you on till your fund is been transfered or sent to you.
(i) Mr Johny James,---zonal director.
(ii) Mrs Nancy Edward,---secretary.
(iii) Mr Chanai Joy Ona-jite,---protocol officer
(iv) Mr Richard Stephen,----company lawyer
(4) Be informed that any change in Name,phone no,fax no and address from
our zonal office,winner should report such change to our head office via
Netherland,for immediate action.
(5) Any strange conversation that winner do not understand from our zonal office,the winner should report such conversation to our head office for further clearification.
(6) Be also informed on time that you will be required to pay a tulking
fee,for the insurance and courier service of your cheque,to ensure the
safety of your fund,to your approved contact address,but before any tulking
fee will be paid to our zonal office,the winner must first of all notify
via Netherland,for proper documentation and approval.So co-operate to
avoid any disapointment,always get back to me through this Email
address:(oynethswptakes_netherlands@yahoo.com) for urgent cases.(Now have you got all that?)
Congratulations,
Regards.
Mr Hill Tommy,
Promotion Manager.
So lets fire up the old boy and see if they reply to him?.......................................................
Subject: RE;WINNING CHEQUE IN AFRICA
Hellloo Mr Tommy Hill,
Thanks for your email.
I cant wait to spend all that loverley CASH !!!!!!!!! Im going to get
shyte faced when it arrives thats for sure.
Now back to this bleeding cheque.
What was the bloody point of sending my cheque all the bloody way to
Aficana from THE NETHERLANDS ??? What was the point of that? tell
me??.Seems bleedin stupid to me.
You know Im in the UK,I could ave just gown across the water and
paided the ''tulking'' and popped home and cashed it down the Post
Office with me pension on Tuesday.
What the bloody hell is ''tulking'' anyway????.
Is that to cover you sending my cheque around the bleedin world 3 times before I
get it?.
It would ave been cheapa doing a wire transfer to my Post Office
account or sending me Western Union Gold Cheque or summink.
Now if I wanted to pick it up I`d have to walk 4 days across a bloody
desert,(I can do it ya know,I was in the war fighting bleedin Rommel
for 2 years),get bitten by those poxy flies that crawl on ya face when
bleedin Bob Gueldoff turns up,put up with haggling for some tribe gypo
to sell me a bleedin Donkey and get raped and murdered my one of your
bleedin taxi drivers before I get the bleedin cheque.
Mind you it may be worth it for $8000,000.Wot ya fink??.
Yeh bugger it,I`ll tell you what I`ll do for you me old son,cope hold
of the cheque and bung it in the safe and I`ll fly over Tuesday and
pick the bloody thing up,time I pay for Fed-Ex insurance and shoe
leather it wont be worth bloody having.
Anyways,here's me ome address and phone number and stuff.
Give us an email back and I`ll book me bleedin flights on Sunday and
pop down n see ya all next week ok Tommy me old pucker nucker tucker
bucker.
Steve Slimely.
Aprils Massage
Basement Building
Slacka Alley Lane
Bonkston
EEssexx.
EB69 7OZ.
Me Fone Numba: +44 709xxxxxxx its me bleeding Fax en'al mucker.
Anyway,I`ll let ya get on slapping the old monkey and sortin out me
bleedin cheque.
Oh an anover fing,would'nt it be easier to send me email to Nethalends
then that`ll save a bit of 'tulkin' money,or when you send me email to
em put the old cheque in the post wiv it and I`ll nip across the water
and slip it in my old sky rocket pocket locket gottit?.
So I`ll wait for ya phone call or mail or carrier or wateva and I`ll
chat wiv ya later me old mate.
Sorry about the long bloody email,I just dont know when to bleedin
stop sumtimes,I start typing and it just flows u knows wat I mean.
Go on the get on with it and get it sorted and earn ya 'Tulking'.
Did I ask ya wot that ment?, Ive never heard of the word 'tulking'me
self? an I 87 you know,must be some posh banking term for expenses I
guess.
Right I`m off dawn the old Working Mans Club,they got the old cheap
beer in tonite,bloody hell I'm gonna get off me bleeding face,or I
will when I get off this bleeding computa fing.
Fanks for ya mail today Hilly.
Steve Slimely
Aprils Massage
BONKSTON
Eessexx
In I.
I`m not expecting a reply,but it is a Lad Scam so you never know.......................................
Anyway I though I'd give him a nudge..............................................................................
Date: Thu, 05 Jun 2003 06:15:22 -0700 (PDT)
To Mr Hill Tommy,
Hi Tommy,hows my prize money coming along?,
I sent you an email last week and still waiting for your reply?
> >Ref: REF: OYL /2551256003/22
> >BATCH: 14/0017/IPD
> >
> >Get back to me my old son,Im waiting on ya.
> >
> >Steve Slimely.
> >Aprils Massage
> >Basement Building
> >Slacka Alley Lane
> >Bonkston
> >EEssexx.
> >EB69 7OZ.
Well It Got A Reply...............................................................................................
>
> I acknowledge the receipt of your mail,you don't sound
> serouse
> that is the reason i have not reply you.
>
> Regards,
> Mr H Tommy.
> ----------------------------------------------
DING DING !! ROUND 2 .............................................................................................
Subject: RE: PAYMENT INSTRUCTION
Hey Tommy,
Of course I am bleedin seroius,
I have won the bleedin lottery and I want me money thats all.
Why you had to send it ti bleedin Africa I dont know,with all them
thieving blackies over there you must be bleedin mad,I hope its safe.
I know what they are like I shot a few during the war you know.
Just send my winnings to me ok,Its all mine and I won it fair and
square ok.
Why would you want to post it to Africa from Netherlands Anyway?
Bleeding silly if you ask me.
Now sort out me money or I`ll get me bleedin Lawyer on to ya ok.
Why would you hold my money because Im not bleedin serious anyway I
won It I bleedin want it.
Steve Slimely.
Aprils Massage
Basement Building
Slacka Alley Lane
Bonkston
EEssexx.
EB69 7OZ.