PLAYERS: Me as Mr Steve Handcock from Bukkashire.
My Laddett is Therisa,I think she wants my body as well as my cash,so usual thing I guess.Hope you like it.
Enjoy.
I wont add her first mail,you know the score by now,so Steve replys to her call for help and sends her a sexy snap as well,'Does she go? wink,wink,say no more'.....................................................................
To: akovitherisa@zwallet.com
Subject: RE: FORWARD YOUR TELEPHONE
-My Dearest Therisa,
Thank you for your sweet sensuale mail today.
Do not fear my sweet girl for I will take care of you and secure your
fathers money with you.
I will also include a photo of myself for you to look at.
My Details are:
Steve Handcock
45 Round End Street.
Bukkashire
Bristol
UK
+44 709xxxxxxx.
I hope that one day you will wish to be with me?.
I have more daring photos if you wish them and are not easly offended
my love.
Regards
Steve.
A pic of Bernard Mannings in the bath,did it put her off?............................................................................
Dear Steve,
Thanks for your email,i saw your picture ,it's ok.
Now download to view my picture,i will call you any moment from now.
You have to make arrangement on how to clear the money from the security company there in Europe,i will forward to you the contact information of the security company so that you can contact them directly to verify the status of the consignment .
Thanks and best regards to you.
Therisa
So 2 Seconds later,not put off by Bernards piccy we continue..............................................................
Dear Steve,
Thanks for you immediate response to my message,i am happy that you
recieved my picture,i recieved yours as well.
Meanwhile,i have decided to get the money transfered direct into your
account there in London,it will be very risky to clear the money in
cash,i would not want anything to happen to the funds as it is all
that i have in life.
I have made connections with the bank that will effect the transfer on
behalf of the security company,the bank is located in Switzerland,the
UNION BANK OF SWITZERLAND,you have to contact them to confirm your
account information immediatley.I will forward to you the contact
information of the bank once i get it tommorrow,you should also send
your bank account information to me so that i will reconfirm it to
them.
You should wait for my message first thing tommorrow to recieve the
contact information of the Swiss bank,in case they contact you and ask
you my relationship with you,tell them you are my fiancee.
Please do not tell any person about this transaction for security
reasons.
I will call you tommorrow after forwarding the contact information of
the bank to you or you could as well call me on 00234 803 3134269 i
will appreciate your call greatly.
Take good care of yourself while you wait for my message.
Sincerely Yours
Therisa
...............................................................................................................
Subject: Re: Your Picture
My Dearest,
I can tell by your photo that we are going to get along just fine.
You are a very beautiful women.
I will await contact from the security company.
You sending your photo was the second best thing that happened to me today.
I dont know if I told you yet but I work in investments for a large London Company.
Well I got my quarterly bonus today,its twice as much as last year,it was just over £24,000.So I have bought myself a very expensive bottle of wine and I am drinking it looking at your
picture.Life is so good just now.
Anyway I will contact you as soon as I hear from them ok.
Regards
Steve Handcock
Thats the,' Got Cash' mail so lets continue................................................................................
Subject: TREAT AS URGENT
Dear Steve,
How are you today,hoping all is well.
Why have you not forwarded the bank information that i requested from
you,do you want to delay the whole transaction.I have forwarded your
telephone number to the security company,they migth contact you any
moment from now.
Please forward the bank information immediately so that i will send it
to them for the transfer.
Please call me urgently on 00234 803 3134269.I will wait for your call.
Thanks and have a sweet moment.(Woo Woo! a sweet moment?,ok I`ll have a bounty bar).
Yours
Therisa
..............................................................................................................................................
Subject: RE: TREAT AS URGENT
Dearest Therisa,
Thank you for your mail and the sweet moment.
I`am sorry for the delay but you said you would forward the contact
details to me so I was waiting for that my love.
OK,Here are my Bank Details:
BANK: BARCLAYS BANK PLC
Bromley
LONDON UK.
ACCOUNT No: 7xxxxxx
SORT CODE: 40-81-60
GOLD SAVINGS ACCOUNT.
BANK PHONE No: +44 20 xxxxxxx.
If you need further informations please contact me.
Now how are you today,I cannot stop looking at your picture,you are so
beautiful,do you have any more of you? I would love to see one of you
in a sexy pose.
Much Love
Steve Handcock.
UK
Oh Well.......Why not?........................................................................................................
Dear Steve,
How are you today,hoping that all is well with you.
I called you yesterday but you did not pick up your phone,i think it
was an answering machine,i droped a message for you,did you receive my
message.-----------------------------------Click Here----------------------------->>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
I have taken note of your banking information,i will forward it to the
security company immediately,they will contact you any moment from
now.Incase they ask you my relationship with you,tell them that you
are my fiancee,that was what i told them.
I will send to you my other picture after forwarding your bank
information to the security company in Spain,i still look the same in
the picture.You should also send your other picture to me,i will like
to see you in a coperate look,so send it now.
Meanwhile,you have to prepare a letter of invitation for me
immediately so that i will secure my visa to London,I will be happy to
come over to London by next week.
You should prepare the invitation letter in my full name:Therisa
Swarin Angel Akovi.prepare it in your company's full letter head in
other to autenticate the invitation,send a copy to the United Kindom
Embassy here in Lagos,I will prefare to travel from lagos.
Meanwhile,you should call me immediately you receive this message,i
really need to speak with you.call me on 00234 803 3134269.
I am waiting to hear your call.
Please keep me informed as soon as the security company or the bank
contacts you.
Thanks and my best regards to you.
Love always
Therisa
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Subject: RE LETTER OF INVITATION
My Dear Therisa,
Thank you for your mail.
I got you message yesterday,after hearing your voice I cannot sleep at
night,you sound so sexy.
I work outside checking shipping insurance claims around harbours on
the North West coast of the UK and sometimes I get bad signal and it
goes to message.
Please call me and leave a sexy voice for me,I find it very sexy.
I enclose a sexy photo of me as I do not look good after crawling
around rusty damaged ships all day.
So if it offends you tell me and I send no more ok,but if not can I
see a sexy one of you too? please my dear?
Much Love
Steve Handcock
................................................................................................................................................
Dear Steve,
Thanks for your email message,i did not see any picture of yours.You
should resend it immediately.
I will send another of my picture to you in few hours time,i do not
have sexy pictures and i do not like sexy pictures.
You should send your coperate picture.
Meanwhile,the security company will contact you any moment from
now,remember to tell them that you are my fiancee incase they ask you
my relationship with you.They will contact you latest monday.
Have you prepared the invitation letter for me,please do that
immediatley so that i will get my visa to London next week.You should
prepare it in your company's letter head paper in other to autenticate
the invitation.
Please keep me informed as soon as the security company contact you.
My best regards to you as i wait to see your coperate picture.
Love always
Therisa
Oh Well,lets search Google for a pratt in a suit........................ .... .......Found One....................
Subject: TRANSFER NOTIFICATION
ATTN: STEVE HANDCOCK.
DEAR SIR,
WE ARE IN RECEIPT OF INSTRUCTION FROM YOUR LAWYER, MR EMMANUEL
NNACHEBEM ADVISING US TO OPEN YOUR CONSIGNMENT AND DEPOSIT THE CONTENT
FOR ONWARD TRANSFER TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.
FURTHER TO THE SAID INSTRUCTION FROM YOUR LAWYER, WE HAVE OPENED THE
CONSIGNMENT. CONTRARY TO THE ORIGINALLY DECLEARED CONTENT OF THE
CONSIGNMENT (FAMILY TREASURE), WE CONFIRMED THE CONTENT OF THE BOXES
TO BE A TOTAL SUM OF US$12MILLION ONLY.
PURSUANT TO OUR COMPANY POLICY OF MAINTAINING FIDUCIARY RELATIONSHIP
AND CONFIDENTIALITY WITH OUR CUSTOMERS, WE DEPOSITED THE TOTAL SUM
WITH OUR BANK, CAJA MAR ALMERIA HERE IN MADRID, FOR FURTHER TRANSFER
TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.
WE SHALL ADVISE YOU ABOUT OUR SERVICE CHARGES AND OTHER DETAILS AS
SOON AS THE TRANSFER INSTRUCTION IS EFFECTED BY OUR BANKERS.
THANKS FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING.
MANUEL ALONSO.
(Director of Operations)
Director of 419 Operations? This HAS to be the real deal right? No? OK.
Anyway,look out 'There's trouble At T Mill'.................................................................
Subject: RE : SECURITY COMPANY
Dearest Therisa,
Just got a mail from the security company,they said
they opened the box after being told to do so by our Lawyer????.
What Lawyer?? Who is MR EMMANUEL NNACHEBEM ???.
Also what the hell does he think he is doing telling them to open it?
Please get the Lawyer to email me ASAP !! I want to speak with him the
fool.
Steve
I love Lawyers, a new sport,'419 Lawyer Bashing'.................................................
Dear Steve,
Thanks for your email,I am happy that the security company have
contacted you.
The lawyer is my friends Lawyer,he was introduced to me by my friend
,so i requested that he assist me to request for a wire transfer of
the money by the security company.He is very stupid by telling them to
open the box,i never told him to do so.
You should contact him to ask him why he took the decision of opening
the box by himself,i have already told him that you are my fiancee and
that the money belongs to both of us.
He has been disturbing me to be his girl friend,he said that he loves
me and that i must agree to be his lover.He wants to impose himself on
me because i am still to pay him his consultation charges of
$650.00.He is really a disturbance to my peace.
I want you to contact him and ask him to desist from disturbing my
peace,tell him that i am already married to you and that he should
leave me alone for God's sake.This is his email
address:emman1@lawyer.com.You should write him email and warn him not
to disturb me again.
I want you to pay him his $650.00 so that i will have my peace,i am
really broke this moment,i find it very difficult to take care of my
daily needs due to lack of cash.This is what i have been experiencing
since the death of my parents,sexual harrassment from people.You are
the only person i have and trust in my life for now.
Meanwhile,what did the security company advise you to do rigth
now,when did they promise to effect the transfer of the money,you
should give them close marking so that we will have the money in your
account early next week.
I really want to come over to you because things are hard for me over
here,i lack finance and i do not like to borrow from people here,it
will bring insult on my part.
I will appreciate if you can send me little money so that i can be
running my daily programmes with ease before we receive the money by
next week.
If you want to send any money to me,you should send it in favour of
my uncle here,Jonathan Chukwuma,Lagos.You should send it through the
western union money transfer.
I will be going back to Cotonou,Benin Republic by wednesday next
week,so if you have anything for me,make sure that you send it before
then so that i can have it before going back to cotonou.
Make sure that you contact the lawyer if he do not contact you as i
will tell him,endeavour to tell him to leave me alone,that am yours.
I am waiting to see your immediate action this time.
Thanks and lots of love,
Therisa
He's not messing with my bird...................................................................................
Subject: Dear Sir URGENT!!!
Dear Sir,
I have just been contacted by my fiancee Miss Therisa s akovi
.
What is all this about you harrising her?.
I have a good mind to fly over next week and kick your ass,how dare
you!!!.
If I hear that you have even tried to contact her again I assure you I
will be on the first plane over there and I will paying you a little
visit and teach you how to respect a lady.
I have also been told you instructed the security company to open our
consignment? Why did you do that? tell me because I am bloody mad as
hell about that.
I am so mad that I have decided if you want your fee of $650.00 you
can have it,BUT,I will stuff it up your arse with my foot and you can
shit it out over the next 2 weeks OK???.
I am an ex British Army Paratrooper who was in 2 Para and if you
insult our touch my lady again I will come for you and hunt you down
like the animal you are,that is not a threat but a promise my old son.
!!!!!!!YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED !!!!!!!
Steve Handcock
Bristol
England
ROUND 1 <ding ding>......................................................................................................
Subject: I warned Lawyer
My dearest love,
I have mailed that boy lawyer,I think he will not
trouble you again my love.
I am thinking of flying over to you next weekend,what do you think?
I want you.
Steve
I know, I`m a right hero?........I'm not? :( ............................................................
Dear Steve,
How are you this moment,hoping that all is well with you.
I am happy that you have contacted the lawyer,what did you tell him.
He called me today and was threatening to deal with me ruthlessly if i
do not pay him by monday morning,he threatened to take a legal action
against me by tuesday if i fail to pay him on monday.
I am so much scared about him this time,he is very serious to deal
with me,what did you tell him that made him mad like this.
Please Steve,you should send the money to me so that i will pay him by
monday as he said or my life will be in anger.Please send the money to
me through the western union money transfer early morning on monday so
that i can pay him in the afternoon to have my peace.
Meanwhile,I am very glad to hear that you will come to visit me next
week,that will be my happiest moment this month if you will make it
possible.Mind you that i will go back to United Kindom with you if you
come ,so you have to make arrangement for my going back with you.
Please my love,make sure that you send the lawyer's money first thing
on monday morning to me so that i will pay him .Send it in favour of
my uncle Mr Jonathan Chukwuma,Destination of the money should be Lagos.
I am waiting to receive the control number of the money by monday
morning.
Thanks and take good care of your self.
Love always
Therisa
You want money my love?Lets see what we can do to get out of this then........................
From: "Emmanuel Nnachebem" <emman1@lawyer.com>
Subject: PAY ME MY CHARGES OF $650.00
Dear Sir,
I received your mail and was very sad about the content.
First,i regret ever helping your so called fiancee Miss Therisa
Akovi,I thougth she will be kind to me after assisting her to solve
her problem of her fund transfer.
It was very unfortunate that she never appreciated my assistance to
her,I never knew she is a married lady,she is a pretty lady and i so
much love such ladies.You have to warn her because she is very
arrogant and have no respect for other people's feelings.
Meanwhile,i am disappointed about your approach to this matter,you are
threatening me,there is no problem at all,I will keep off from her.I
only wanted to help her solve her problem but it seems she is a very
sturborn lady.
In any case,I will advise you to tell her to pay me my consultation
fee of $650.00 only or i take a legal action against her,I will make
sure i keep her unconfortable till she pay me my money,I am so curious
about this and you should advise her to pay me if you want her peace.
Meanwhile,i told the security company to open the box and deposit the
money in thier bank account for unward transfer to your own account in
the United Kingdom,I do not know how i have gone wrong by doing
this,Please i am very sorry if i have offended you on this regard.
Finally,I am requesting that you and your fiancee Therisa Akovi should
pay me my charges of $650.00 before tuesday or i take a serious legal
action against her.If you cares and want to save her from my wrath you
better send the money to me before tuesday.
Incase you want to send the money to me,send it in favour of Mr Thomas
Egoka,LAGOS, NIGERIA or else i deal with her.
I will be waiting to hear from you soonest.
Thanks for your anticipated coperation.
EMMANUEL NNACHEBEM
PRINCIPAL ATTORNEY(CROWN CHAMBERS)
More chance with the old cabbage up the bum job mate..............................................
Subject: RE:SEND THE LAWYER'S MONEY
My Dearest Therisa,
Thank you for your mail today.
I am sorry the Lawyer did not take notice of what I told him yesterday.
Therefore my love I will be arranging a flight to your country next
week,do not fear my love.
I will mail the Lawyer after I have mailed you.
Please send me the closest airport and the Lawyers full name and
address as I will be calling on him in person as I told him yesterday
if he harrased you anymore.
Send me the airport name ASAP my love the Lawyer is now going to wish
he never threatened us ok.
Steve
Steve`s on a mission, ha ha ha ....................................................................................
Subject: PAY ME MY CHARGES ? Ha Ha Ha
Dear Sir,
I have your response to my mail now.
After some thought regarding your threats to my fiancee and myself I
have no option but to fly over to Therisa's country and protect her
from you.
Being Ex British Army I have contacts all over the world,I am coming
for you.
I will be arriving next week to your chambers and will be paying you
the $650.00 as I promised,so you will be removing the $650.00 from
your arse as I told you.
Anymore threats to my fiancee after this mail will result in an attack
also on your chambers,you wont know when,or how,this will be carried
out and you will be in fear of your life,I promise you.
You have insulted me and for that you will pay dearly,anymore threats
to my fiancee will result in more pain.
I have your address and name and I will be visiting you personaly to
see you kneel before me and beg forgiveness after I have rammed your
$650.00 all in $1.00 bills up your arse,I warned you of this and you
took no notice.Not only are you a bully who can only threaten young
girls but you are also a very stupid boy with no brains.
If you try legal action I have funds to launch a counter claim that
you indecently assaulted my fiancee,and you will be jailed.
Steve.
What a teddy bear..THEN I GET THIS FROM SWITZERLAND???
ATTN:STEVE HANDCOCK
Dear Sir,
Attached is the telex confirmation of your fund transfer to our
correspondence bank the First Direct Banking Zurich Switzerland.
On this regard,you are hereby advised to contact immediately the First
Direct Banking Zurich for final transfer of your fund.
Contact person:Mr Philipe(Pay-master)(Pay Master,Ha Ha Ha...Right).
Tel:0041 795 32 4745
You should keep us informed about your correspondence with the First
Direct Banking till the final confirmation of your fund is effected.
Thanks in anticipation of your co-opertion
Mr Johnson Alonso
Seems the fake Lawyer is still miffed........................................................................
Subject: ADVISE THERISA TO PAY TODAY
Dear Sir,
I have taken note of your email message and the threats therein.There is no problem at all.
Like i stated in my first response to you,i am only giving Therisa
tommorrow being tuesday to pay my charges as agreed,other wise you
wait and see what i can do.
Meanwhile,you have to stop writing me any mail because i never
transacted any business with you,i only know Therisa who has refused
to pay my law firm $650.00 entitlement due for us.
On this regard,i urge you to desist from any more threat on me or else
i will take horrible action against Therisa.
You said you are an ex-British Soldier,is this why you should not
settle my charges,you want to intimidate me with your position as an
ex-soldier,that cannot happen over here in my country.I will be
waiting to receive you in my Chambers as you said,I cannot run away
for you.
Finally,i am expecting to receive my $650.00 only from Therisa today
or latest tuesday morning or you wait to receive a bad news about here
situation.I am not afarid of anything as far as i am concerned.after
all she is owning me.
Better advise her today to pay me today.
EMMANUEL NNACHEBEM
PRINCIPAL PARTNER(CROWN CHAMBERS)
Oh Dear, Ha ha .......................................................................................................
Subject: I AM HIDING
Steve,
How are you ,hope fine.
I am happy that you will come down here to see me,i have not heared
from the lawyer today,i am afraid that he will take action against me
today ,so i have been under hiding,i do not want to be hurt by him,he
is a wicked man and can do anything to me.
I do not know his residence address,but i know his office address,his
office is located at number 114 habert macauly way,Apapa,Lagos.(CROWN
CHAMBERS)
When exactly do you intend to come,tell me so that will wait for you
at the airport.
Please make sure you plead with the lawyer so that he will not hurt me.
Thanks my love
Therisa
Well she sure lays it on thick dont she..<bless>...................................................
Subject: My Dearest Therisa,I am Coming
My Dearest Therisa,
Do not fear my love for I am on my way to you.
Do not worry yourself about the Lawyer,he is to be taken care of when
I arrive in Lagos,he has insulted me and he will pay dearly.
So my love I have booked my flight and I arrive in Lagos on Wednesday
11th June.
I ARRIVE AT 18:20 AT lAGOS AIRPORT
FLIGHT NUMBER: BA0075.(British Airways From Heathrow).
Please be there to meet me my love,We shall stay at a hotel that
night,if you know a good one?,then in the morning I will go and sort
out that boy Lawyer,he will be sorry he frightend you my love,he knows
I am coming to get him.
Tell me you will wait at the airport for me my love ok.
Much Love
Steve.
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To: euronacextrust@madrid.com
Subject: RE: Telex confirmation
dear Sir,
I have your mail today and TELEX copy.
I have tried to call him this morning but cannot get through with this
number.
There is also a problem with the Telex as my name has been spelt
wrongly.
Thank You
Steve Handcock.
This is usualy followed by a daft Lad excuse,lets see.Oh lets mail the Lawyer back as well shall we..................................................................................................................
Subject: Re: ADVISE THERISA TO PAY TODAY
Dear Boyish Lawyer,
May I first say that I made no threats,I dont makes
threats,as you will see when I arrive at your office on Thurday
morning.
I arrive on Wednesday when Therisa is meeting me ,then I am taking her
to a hotel and she will see what it is like being with a real man,not
a boy,thats is why she rejects you,she also says your wife tells all
her friends that you have a very small penis.That is why no one wants
you boy,you make love like a boy.
I will see you Thursday,Boy.
Steve.
Fake Lawyer bashing could become an olympic sport.................................................
Subject: PLEASE SEND THE MONEY
Dear Steve,
Thanks for your email of today,my happiest moment will be the day i
will see you at the lagos airport.(Yeh bet it will be).
I will surely wait for you at the airport if it is true that you are
coming,i can even wait for you a day before your arrival for you to
know how much i need your presence.
Ther lawyer just called me few minutes before i received your mail,he
said he wants to remind me about his final date to receive his money
from me,that is tommorrow being tuesday.I am so much scared that i
have been indoors since yesterday .I cannot imagine myself facing the
wrath of such a wicked fellow,i know that you will not understand the
extent of his threat,i wish you are here with me.I am not feeling fine
at all,and this is due to all this problem arround me.
Please Steve,you should send the money to me urgently so that i will
pay this monster here to have my peace,if you really care for me.Do
you want the lawyer to hurt me,it will be good that we pay him even
before your arrival so that he will think that all is well.
I will not even advise you to make trouble with him,Your coming to me
surpose to be a thing of joy and enjoyment in my life not making
trouble,I beleive that God will take care of him in his own way.
You should arrange on how to go back with me when you come,I will make
provision for the hotel where we will stay on your arrival.
Make sure you call me tommorrow on 00234 803 3134269 so that we can
discuss more,i want to hear your voice.
Do not fail to send the money tommorrow,you should send it in favour
of the name i gave you before,I am waiting for your urgent and
positive action this time.
Your love
Therisa
Positive action? OK...................................................................................................
Subject: WE HAVE NOTED YOUR COMMENT
DEAR SIR,
MANY THANKS FOR YOUR EMAIL OF YESTERDAY. WE HAVE NOTED YOUR COMMENT
ABOUT THE WRONG SPELLING OF YOUR NAME. WE HAVE COMMUNICATED SAME TO
THE BANK HERE FOR ONWARD REFERENCE TO THEIR CORRESPONDENCE BANK.
WE ASSURE YOU THAT EVERYTHING NECESSARY WILL BE DONE TO ENSURE A
SMOOTH TRANSFER OF THE FUND.
MEANWHILE, WE ADVISE YOU TO CONTINUE TO CALL THE NUMBER. THE LINE MAY
BE BUSY BUT YOU SHOULD KEEP TRYING. IT IS THE DIRECT TELEPHONE LINE OF
THE ACCOUNT OFFICER IN CHARGE OF THE TRANSACTION. YOU SHOULD TRY TO
CALL HIM AGAIN TODAY OR CONTACT HIM BY EMAIL. IT IS IMPORTANT THAT YOU
CONTACT HIM TO AVOID ANY WASTE OF TIME.
ALWAYS KEEP US INFORMED ABOUT FURTHER DEVELOPMENT.
THANKS.
MANUEL ALONSO.
.......................................................................................................................................
Subject: CALL ME IMMEDIATELY
Dear Steve,
How are you this moment,hoping that all is well with you.
I have been waiting to receive your email since today without seeing
any,i wonder what could be the problem.
Please call to inform me if you are still coming tommorrow as you
said,you have to call me so that i will wait for you at the
airport.Incase you do not get through on the phone,then email me
urgently to enable me come to the airport to receive you.
Meanwhile,what colour of cloth will you be wearing and what type of
cloth,are you going to be on coperate wears or casual.Inform me so
that i can easily identify you once i see you.
I am sure you made arrangement on how to travel back to London with
me,you should plan on how to buy me a ticket so that i will go back
with you.
Make sure you call me this nigth so that i will wait for you at the
airport tommorrow evening.
What gift are you going to buy for me,make sure that you get some good
things for me,everybody is waiting to see you soon especially my
little cousine (Titi) .
Please call me soon on 00234 803 3134269.
Waiting to hear from you.
Love always
Therisa
Looks like the time for the airport meet is near,Lads usualy do something to help me out just before,lets see if it happens this time?.............................................................
Subject: TRANSFER OF US$12M ONLY.
ATTN: : STEVE HANDCOCK
DEAR SIR,
WE HEREBY ACKNOWLEDGE RECEIPT OF THE SUM OF US$12MILLION ONLY FROM OUR
PRINCIPAL, CAJA MAR ALMERIA, MADRID, SPAIN, FOR ONWARDS TRANSFER TO
YOUR UNDER STATED BANK ACCOUNT:
BARCLAYS BANK PLC
BROMLEY, LONDON UK.
TEL :+44 206 574 385
ACCOUNT # : 7453829
SORT CODE : 40 - 81 - 60
GOLD SAVING ACCOUNT
BENEFICIARY : STEVE HANDCOCK.
WE ASSURE YOU THAT WE SHALL DO ALL THAT IS WITHIN OUR CAPACITY TO
FACILITATE FINAL REMITTANCE OF THE FUND TO YOUR ABOVE BANK ACCOUNT
WITH OUT UNDUE DELAY.
FURTHER TO THE PROVISO IN ITEMS 32, 34, 36 AND 38 OF THE TRANSACTION
TELEX REPORT, AND COMPLIANT TO THE RELEVANT UNITED NATIONS RESOLUTION
ON ANTI-TERRORISM, YOU ARE PLEASE REQUESTED TO FURNISH US WITH THE
UNDER LISTED
DOCUMENTS;
1. THE INFORMATION PAGES OF YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT .
2. UNITED NATIONS ANTI-TERRORIST CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE ISSUED FROM THE
ORIGINATING COUNTRY OF THE FUND.
3. DRUGS AND MONEY LAUNDERING CERTIFICATE ISSUED AS PER ITEM 2 ABOVE.
WE ASSURE YOU THAT FINAL TRANSFER OF YOUR DUE FUND WILL BE EFFECTED IN
YOUR FAVOUR WITHOUT DELAY AS SOON AS WE RECEIVE THE ABOVE REQUESTED
DOCUMENTS.
THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION.
MR. PHILIPPE
(ACCOUNT DIRECTOR)
TEL.+41 795 324 745.
BINGO!!!!! Saved by the bell,who are these guys? Lets find out.................................
Subject: RE: TRANSFER OF US$12M ONLY.
MR. PHILIPPE:
What is:
2. UNITED NATIONS ANTI-TERRORIST CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE ISSUED FROM THE
ORIGINATING COUNTRY OF THE FUND.?????
3. DRUGS AND MONEY LAUNDERING CERTIFICATE ISSUED AS PER ITEM 2
ABOVE??????
I have exported things all over the world with my job and there is no
such thing as these,I checked.
Are you pulling my pisser??
You are not a relative of the stupid boy lawyer are you?
You seem as silly as him.
Anyway I will get it scanned but I am travelling tommorow and will not
have time until next week.
Steve Handcock
Did I tell you I love to have a dig at Fake Bankers as well?.Lets mail Therisa..................
Subject: Fwd: TRANSFER OF US$12M ONLY.?????????
My Dearest Lindia,
I just got this in my mail???
What is this????
I thought we were collecting ot together??
If we are not then I will NOT FLY to you OK.( A classic get out ha ha).
Get back to me asap.
I have copied the mail for you below ok.
Steve Handcock
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Subject: RE: TRANSFER OF US$12M ONLY.
Dear Sir,
I wonder why you should sound very arrogant and insultive in your
email to me. Who the hell is this lawyer. I implore you to be more
courteous in your email correspondence to this bank. (NO CHANCE BUDDY).
Note, the requested documents will serve as evidence that the fund
does not have any relationship with illicit trade (hard drugs) or
terrorism. It is mandatory for any fund transfer in excess of US$1M.
Especially for funds originating from Africa and Middle East since
after 9/11 terrorist attack in United States.(NO SUCH DOCUMENT).
You should please
forward this document to us as soon as possible to enable us finalise
remittance to your account. Alternatively, you should open an online
account with us through our website :www.firstdirectbanking.com to
enable us credit your account online.
Thanks.
Mr. Philippe.
Do you sense the fake banker is regreting sending that mail?.......................................
Subject: CALL ME ON 00234 803 3134269
My Dear Steve,
I got your two mails,it is very good that the bank in Switzerland has
contacted you.That is part of the money that the lawyer instructed
them to open from the box in the security company.The fund is about to
be transfered into your account as directed by the lawyer.
You should contact the bank urgently to verify from them where you
will get the required documents so that we can secure the documents
immediately.
Some part of the money is still with the security company,when you
arrive lagos,we will visit the security company together in cotonou to
claim and clear the money.We will pay a little money for thier
handling charges,so you have to make provision to pay for the chrges
before they will release the consignment to us.
You must come to see me as you promised,i have prepared myself on how
to travel back with you so that we will handle this transaction
together over there in UK.
The lawyer is really looking for me ,i have been under hiding for two
days now,why did you not send his money as i requested from you.You
are not treating me like someone you love or care for.
Please call me as soon as you arrive the airport,i will be there
waiting for you,just call me so that i will know exactly where you are
and what you are wearing.Call me on 00234 803 3134269.
Wating to hear from you soonest.
Yours
Therisa
Funny that? She had never mentioned this bank before,so she lets me know she is afraid,like that bothers me right?.................................................................................
Subject: I WIIL NOT WAIT TO KISS YOU
My Dear Steve,
Please i am waiting for you at the airport,call me as soon as you
arrive the airport on 00234 803 3134269.
I am longing to see you my love.
When you come then we will discuss on the step to take to receive our
money.Like i told you,the remaining box containing some part of the
money is still with the security copmpany ,we have to clear it
together when you arrive here.
Please make sure that you call me as soon as you arrive the airport on
00234 803 3134269.
I will not wait to kiss you once i see you my love.
I hope you got some gifts for me.
Waiting to see you my love.
Lots of love
Therisa
So Steve cancels his flight because of the Bank.Keeping up with that lawyer,the Bank and Therisa is hard work.............................................................................................
Subject: Dearest Therisa
Dearest Therisa,
I did not get your mail in time before my flight so I
did not travel today OK.
I need you to explain better the reason for the First Bank to have
some of the money in Holland?.
We need to correct this very soon,I have scheduled the same flight for
next Wednesday,this should be time to sort this out.
Steve(worried).
I have not had a mail from the bank,lets give them a nudge, he he he he..................
Subject: RE: TRANSFER OF US$12M ONLY.
Dear Sir,
Let me get one thing sorted 0K?.
I do not know why you have the money in your bank when I was told it
is at the NACEX SECURITY COMPANY vault?.Why Do you now have it?
and how did it get to Spain?.
This is the reason for my tone of my last email ok,I have never heard
of you until you mailed me.
As for the documents you say you need for the funds:
1).I am collecting the cash from the security company myself,Therisa
and I have all the documents for this,she told me last week.
Also what kind of Bank has an unsecure website and a free email
address?.
I will be talking about this with Therisa.
2).There is no such thing,or,reason for the documents you say are
needed.
I suggest you speak to the Shipping and Excise Office in London,there
is no reason for this at all,they do not excist,only for arms
shipment.Time for you to go on a refresher course on International
business.
Or are you trying to get me to pay something for nothing?
I dont trust alot of people and you Sir are starting to smell a little
bit fishy to me,your bank has no reason to be included in this deal at
all.
Steve
Meanwhile back at the airport..................................................................................
Dear Steve,
How are you this moment,why did you do this to me.
I have spent the whole of today waiting for you at the airport,you
have made me a mad and stupid girl walking around all the cranies of
the airport waiting for nobody.
I never expected that you can do this to me,why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know my condition over here and it does not worry you at all,is
this how you will take care of the girl you said you love.I can now
see that you are just tricking and flatering me,why must you do this
to me.
For your information,the lawyer came to see me today with a police
invitation but i was not around,that was when am at the airport
waiting for you,why do you want them to embarras me this time upon all
that i have explained to you.I could have paid the money only that am
completely broke financially at this moment,why have you never cared
to help me out of this problem.
You said you love me and i have never seen that love in you.
If you love and care for me truely,you better send the lawyer's money
to me first thing tommorrow morning being thursday 12th.Send it in
favour of my uncle Mr Jonathan Chukwuma as i told you ealier.If you
still have anything for me,you can add it with the lawyer's money,i
told you that i do not have money for myself right now.
Meanwhile,as you can see,the lawyer messed up by instructing the
security company to open the boxes containing the money and transfer
it to your account,they only succeded in opening one of the boxes
because i issued a counter instruction on that regard after you
informed me what was happening.They said that the transfer of the
money will come through the First Direct Bank,Zurich in Switzerland
not Holland.
I do not think if there is much problem about this,it has happened so
we have to take it like that,you have to contact the Bank in
Switzerland to verify from them where we can secure the required
documents for the transfer,which include the Anti-terrorist
certificate and the drugs and money laundering certificate.
You have the telephone number of the bank,you should call them
urgently so that we can secure the documents and have the money in
your account early next week before you come on wednesday as you said.
We still have the remaining box with the security company,but we have
to clear the handling charges before we can claim it from the security
comapany.When you come next week,we will visit the security company to
clear the money together.
I am waiting for your immediate action on the lawyer's money,and do
not fail to contact the First Direct Bank tommorrow.
Upon all that you have done to me today,i still love and care for you.
My best reagards to you while i wait for your urgent assistance.
Your love
Therisa
Lets calm her down with some of the old Brit charm..............................................
Subject: Dear Therisa,
Dear Therisa,
Thanks for your mail and I understand my love,I do.
But,Look at it from my side of the pond why dont you?.
I had arranged a flight and I was coming,then I get a mail from a
strange bank saying they have the money now,then the Bank ask for
money for documents that dont even excist anywhere regarding
consignments of any nature,excecpt for movements of weapons,they even
mail me from a free mail provider and have an unsecure banking
website?? and they are a bank?.You need to check these people out my
love,quickly,I think they are trying to rob us of our money.
I mailed the Bank and asked them these same questions and have not had
a reply as yet.
I waited until the last possible minite for your mail I sent you but
by the time it came I had missed my flight,I even checked my mail at
the Internet Bar at the airport.
I have been over to the bank today and collected $1,500 cash money for
you.
$650 for that Boy Lawyer,who is going to get his arse kicked when I
get there next week and the rest to last you until next week when I
schedual my flight to you my love.
I will not be able to get to a Western Union Office until Late Friday
because of work meetings and the WU office is in another town,unless I
can send to your account,this will only take 24hrs.
Please dont be angry with me my love,I only worry so much about these
problems because I love you,and care for you.
Things were fine until this bank stepped in.
Mail me soonest my love.
Steve xxx
Seems to have worked alright........................................................................
Subject: AM WAITING TO RECEIVE THE MOINEY ON FRIDAY,
Dear Steve,
I have not got myself since after coming back from the airport where i
was waiting for you,i was really ashamed of myself and everything that
happened today,I said God why must things be like this in my life,what
worried me most was that it is you who disappointed me,the only hope i
have in life as someone very dear to me,i nearly cried at the airport
when i became convinced that you did not come,that was about three
hours after the arrival of the british airways,i was looking for you
every where at the airport and some poeple were looking at me as a
confused person due to the way i was moving arround the whole airport.
I can now understand with you,but the shock is still very much in my
body,i could not sleep this night thinking about what you have done to
me,even my uncle became worried about my condition and sleepless
nigth,but i refused to tell him what you did to me and how you kept me
at the airport waiting for nobody.
Meanwhile,I am happy about the cash you arranged for me,it is good
that you will send the money to me,but seeing you could have been much
better than having the money,my little cousine Titi has been very much
unhappy having waited for an uncle coming to see us from London,i went
with her to wait for you at the airport.
I will wait for you to send the money to me on friday,make sure that
you send it in time on friday so that i can claim it that same
friday,you should visit the Western Union in time please so that i
will have the money with me that same friday.I can now come out to
meet the lawyer boldly hoping that i will pay him by friday afternoon
if you keep your promise to send the money.
I have never experienced such embarrasment that police invited me in
the police station,think about this my love,it makes me look like an
iresposible girl,that is what worries me most.But with the money on
friday,i think the police will not see me at all because i will pay
the lawyer and he will leave me alone for God's sake.
As regards our money in the bank,we have to wait for an answer to the
question you sent to the bank regarding the document and the rest,we
have to be very carefull this time,i do not want to loose this money
my love,i am now afraid about what you said they want to rob the money
from us,please my love you know this is all that we have.
It has became imperative that you come down to me so that we can sort
out this problem together,i have to write to the security company
immediately to know what is really happening to our money.I am worried
Steve,i cannot hide my feelings this time,am afriad of everything.
After contacting the security company about this development,i will
inform you about thier decision and instruction.
Please respond as soon as possible while i wait to receive the money
on friday,make sure you do not disappoint me for the second time again
or else you want me to be disgraced at the police station because of
little money,send the money in favour of the same name i gave you
earlier,that is my uncle,Titi's Daddy.
Even with everything that has happened,i still remain your love.I am
already in love with you without seeing you and there is nothing i can
do about it,that is nature and the spirit of love,i cannot stop myself
from loving you steve,am going crazy.
Waiting to hear from you soonest.
Your love
Therisa
So after all this she really only wants my money?.<bless>........................................
Meanwhile a mail from the Fake Bank arrives..........................................................
Subject: RE: TRANSFER OF US$12M ONLY.
Thanks for your email.
Who is Therisa. We received the fund from Caja
Mar Almeria(Bank) in Spain, for onwards transfer to your account. We
shall return the money to them following your most unco-operative
attitude. They may advise you beter.
Thanks for your lecture on international business and trying to teach me my job. I however excuse your ignorance. (Anytime old son).
You should go ahead and sort things out with your partners.
Thanks for your time.
Mr. Philippe.
The Banker Gives Up easy?....................................................................................
Subject: RE: TRANSFER OF US$12M ONLY
Hi Mr. Philippe,
Glad to help you,anytime you get stuck with a simple
transaction please mail me and I`ll help you out OK.(Ha Ha,I`m a git).
Are you calling me uncooperative because you made a silly mistake like
a school boy?.Dont be so hard on yourself,I would think an eight year
old would have the same problems.
I am used to dealing with professionals in my work, and you Sir, are
not 'Professional',maybe after you have worked at your 'bank' a few
years they may allow you some training maybe? and also be able to stop
using a free mail address and get a secure server??? Or some
electricity maybe?, your bank stinks of fraud,no wonder there are
thousands dying over there if thats the way you guys operate.
Well I`ll let you get back to dreaming of getting a new paper clip or
something,or if you are really good you may get to have some blue
tac?.The possibilities at your bank have no bounds I think.
Also try going to college and learning to spell,my 5 year old spells
better than you.
Steve.
Oh Well, thats better. So another mail for cash moneys from Therisa...................
Dear Steve,
How are you today,hoping that all is well with you.
I am waiting to receive the control number of the western union,please
send the number as soon as possible.
Yours
Therisa
Ok then,lets think of a number, mmmmm............................................................
Subject: WESTERN UNION INFO
Hi Therisa,
I just sent the cash money:
$1,500
CONTROL NUMBER: 0743621359.
Secret Question:
MY DOG.
Secret Answer:
Blue.
Much Love from your Steve xxx
I always send it late in the day so they have to wait until the next day to visit the Western Union Office..................................................................................
Subject: THANKS A LOT MY LOVE ( I should think so as well).
Dear Steve,
How are you today,hoping that all is well with you.
I have just received your message and became happy,thanks for the
money you have sent to me,i really appreciate you.
I will go to have the money tommorrow,please you should send the
payment slip to me immediately so that i will show it to the western
union people when i get there.
When exactly do you intend to fly to me,please i really need you here
for God's sake.Make sure you come to me before the end of next week if
you really care for me.
Like i told you ealier,when you come we will visit the security
company together before going back to UK,we have to clear everything
about the money once you arrive.
I will be waiting to receive the payment slip rigth now,please send it
urgently.
God bless you as i look forward to receive the slip.
Take good care of yourself for me as i wait to receive the slip.
I love you so much(Woo Woo,I'm In Love).
Therisa
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Hello Steve,
How are things with you,hoping that all is well with you.
I need the slip that you used to send the money to me,please forward
it to me through attachment so that i will take it along to the bank
on monday for my uncle to clear.
I will settle the lawyer immmediately i have the money,he came to see
me today but my uncle spoke on my behalf.My uncle promised him to get
the money to him on monday morning .So please send it immediately so
that we can pay him first thing monday morning.
Tell me when you are coming please,i will be waiting to receive your
message urgently.
My warmest regards to you.
Your love
Therisa
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Subject: Re Info
My dearest,
I emailed the WU info to you yesterday? did you not get it?.
The copy slip is in my desk at work,I will mail it to you Monday
afternoon ok.
Much Love
Steve.
I`ll wait until she gets back from the Western Union Office...........................
Subject: PAYMENT SLIP
Dear Steve,
How are you today,hope ok.
I went to the western union to claim the money,they said that the
control number could not be tracked down,so i could not have it uptill
this moment.
Please forward to me the payment slip that was issued to you after
paying in the money.I will be waiting to receive the slip urgently so
that i can can show them the payment slip.
Please treat this message as urgent and respond quickly.
Always yours(Well at least she still loves me?).
Therisa
Ok,lets send a 'Blank Page' in the attatchment and stall it a little bit more.I dont think this is going to go much further,but she and her lads have had some bashings from me Mr Udo Watt Style,its been fun,well for me............
Subject: CONTROL NUMBER NOT RESPONDING(Its Not? really?).
Dear Steve,
How are you,I sent you several mails yesterday without any response
from you.
I could not clear the money from the western union,the control number
could not be tracked down in the transaction list,if you really sent
the money,you should forward to me the payment slip for the
transaction urgently.
You are trying to disappoint me for the second time and that will be
too bad of you.When exactly do you say you are coming,keep me informed
on this regard please.
I will be waiting to receive the payment slip.
Yours
Therisa
I will wait for her to get the blank attatchment and I may wind this one up,its gone on long enough..........................................................................
Subject: RE: CONTROL NUMBER NOT RESPONDING
My Dearest Therisa,
I sent you a copy of the payment slip yesterday.
Why did you not get it?.
Please check your emails and it is there,I sent it on the 16th June.
Much Love
Steve.
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Subject: PLEASE BE FAST
Dear Steve,
I am waiting for you to resend the payment slip,you should scan it
very well and send it through a JPEG attachment or microsoft word.
Apart from this,check the control information and resend it to me.You
should send the control number,the sender's name,the receiver's name
and the destination of the transaction,make sure you send all this
information correctly this time,i am so much worried at this moment.
The lawyer is disturbing my uncle seriously ,it is a very big insult
on my part.
Please send this information urgently.
You have not told me when you are coming,please let me know.
Waiting to hear from you urgently.
Your love
Therisa
So I send her another scrambled document, I also ask if she realy loves me or just the money.
Subject: RESEND THE SLIP URGENTLY
Hello Steve,
How are you today,hoping that all is well with you.
I cannot download the payment slip attachment,please you should rescan
the slip urgently and forward it through a JPEG attachment or through
microsoft word.
I took note of your qestions,i am very much suprise to know that you
do not beleive i love you,you should know that money is not
everything.I cannot change my feelings for you because of money.
You have to know that am really in love with you,even without meeting
you,i felt in love with you when i saw your picture.
My love for you is completely blind of race,your being a white will
not have any change in my love for you,i beleive we are one,and one
God created us all.
This should not worry your mind in any way my love,you are the better
part of me,have you forgotten that i am planning to be with you in UK
very soon never to come back here in Africa,i want to start a new
leaving over there with you.I have really sufered down here since the
death of my parents,so i want to get rid of here permanently.All you
will do for me is to promise me that you are going to help my uncle
come over to United Kingdom when we receive the money.
I will not marry any black man,i have made up my mind to marry you,the
only thing that will stop me from marrying you will come from your
side,that is if you do not really want me.
Infact, this should not be an issue this time.
When do you say that you are coming,please tell me when you are coming
exactly so that i will not be worrying myself about your way about.
Please resend the payment slip to me urgently today as am waiting to
have it,am so much worried this time.
I am waiting for you please.
Your Love
Therisa
OK,lets wind this one off now I think,I'll send her a JPEG of Mr Udo Watt doing his thing..
I wonder if she is going to be angry?what do you think?......................................................
Subject: WESTERN UNION SLIP ATTATCHED
My Dear Therisa,
Please find enclosed a copy of the slip.
It has all the informations on it for you ok.
I hope you are very happy with it.
Be Blessed
Steve.
Well lets see if she responds shall we...................................................................................
SHE DID, BLESS HER LITTLE HEART, AND SHE IS A TAD BIT PISSED ABOUT SOMETHING??
DEAR STEVE,
I AM VERY MUCH DISAPPOINTED IN YOU,I NEVER KNEW THAT YOU ARE SUCH A
WICKED FELLOW,GOD WILL SURELY PAY YOU BACK FOR ALL THAT YOU HAVE DONE
TO ME,SOMEONE ELSE WILL TREAT YOU THE WAY YOU HAVE TREATED ME.
I GAVE MYSELF TO YOU AND YOU DRAGED ME TO THE
GROUND,WHY!!!!!!!!!!STEVE.IT IS MOST UNFAIR I MUST TELL YOU THIS.
WHAT I WANT YOU TO KNOW IS THAT I WILL NOT DIE WITHOUT YOU,I WILL
STILL SURVIVR THE WAY I USE TO BEFORE,YOU ARE NOT MY GOD NEITHER ARE
YOU MY SAVIOUR.
KEEP YOUR WICKED ACTS UP WITH YOU.
THANKS
THERISA SWARIN AKOVI
