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13/6/2003



Dear Barry,

Please send the photographs of the ladies as soon as possible.

Mr Entuboca is waiting.

your pleasure is my purpose,

DICK PLEASURE







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Dear Dick Pleasure

I have just replied to your mail in which I gave you
the update.

Please confirm receipt of my mail before this.

Thanks

Barrister Jeff White





Hi Barry,

I have your message, please send the photos of the ladies as soon as possible.

your pleasure is my purpose,

DICK PLEASURE






14/6/2003



   
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Dear Dick,

I wish to urgently notify you that I have tried all I
can to send the pictures yesterday and it seems my
computer is having problems or my internet server is
slow hence it can not attached the pictures. But i have
called on the technicians to rectify the problem on
Monday so please advise the sponsor.

Secondly I will be going to see the monkeys in 3 hours
time as per my appointment with the owner. So do expect
to hear from me in details on Monday.

Thanks

Barrister Jeff White




15/6/2003



Lover,

Please encourage Barry to conclude all preparations for the film as soon as possible.
Mr Entuboca is getting impatient and I need your hot loving.
What do you think of having a threesome with my wife?
Do you have a double ended dildo or shall I bring my own?

your pleasure is my purpose,

DICK PLEASURE

PS Have you ever been fisted?





16/6/2003



Barry,

Are you okay? Please, I am very worried about you. You said you were having a meeting with some monkey owners and I haven't heard back from you.

I hope you are not hurt. I know some of these monkey owners are criminals and when their monkey business is not going well, they turn to other means to make their dollar. I've heard stories of Barristers being drugged and gang raped by up to 20 bonobos, with the whole business being filmed and put on pay-per-view websites on the internet .

Dr Williams came to me last night again. He said he you were very photogenic with a great ass and he was worried that he might see you in one of these films.

Please Barry, are you okay and if so, what is the latest news?

your pleasure is my purpose,

DICK PLEASURE

PS. I don't think Dr Williams was really worried, more.....hoping.




17/6/2003


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Darling Dick Pleasure

Said his computer is okey now and he will send the pictures to you today.

Thanks

Mrs S A William 





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Dear Dick Pleasure

Sorry for the late reply to your mail since all this
while as I have been very busy with one of my clients
case and also the appointment with the owner of the
Monkeys. Hence he has also said that himself also can
not allow me take picture until agreement is being
reached with his company with an initial deposite of
USD1,500. So I prefere will finalise this with them
upon your arrival.

And meawhile find as attached copies of the photograph
of the girls and three more girls has come to join in
the film acting.

Confirm if the photographs are good/clear enough for
your view as I my computer developed a little fault
last week.

I wait for your reply.

Thanks

Barrist Jeff White



[
Click here to see the photos of the ladies.....]





19/6/2003



Hi Barry,

I have received the photos of the ladies. Many thanks.
I am still however concerned about the photos of the monkeys which we need.
There doesn't seem to be much progress here which looks like it's going to break the deal with Mr Beki. It doesn't look good.

We might be able to get round the problem by you obtaining the picture of any monkey, so that we can fool Mr Entuboca and the Home Office.

I am going away for a few days with Mr Entuboca to the Austin Powers Conference Rooms to discuss the latest developments and the photos of the ladies. I don't think they have email facilities there and don't know whether I will be contactable.

So please, keep tryin to get a photo of a monkey, Bonobos if possible. I hope that there will be a photo of a monkey waiting in my inbox for when I get back!!!!!

your pleasure is my purpose,

DICK PLEASURE





23/6/2003




Dear Barry,

I have just returned from the meeting with Mr.Entuboca.

Mr.Entuboca is very happy with the ladies but he is worried that if he does not
see the monkeys for the film he might be palmed off with some monkeys that are mingers.

He likes his sexy simians.

What is the latest with the monkeys?

your pleasure is my purpose,

DICK PLEASURE





24/6/2003




Dear Dick Pleasure

Find copies of the monkeys the owner could not allow me
to dress them.

Check them and get back to me as I am waiting.

Thanks

Barrister Jeff White



[
......and click here to see the monkeys!!!!]







Hi Barry,

I have passed the pictures of the monkeys onto Mr.Entuboca for his perusal.

Please send information on their names, sex, species and ages.

Also please send information of the cost of hiring them for the film.

your pleasure is my purpose,

DICK PLEASURE



26/6/2003                                !!!!UPDATE!!!!


Dear Barry,

Please reply as regards to my previous mail as soon as possible.
I'm starting to get impatient and want to get my hands on the money.

your pleasure is my purpose,

DICK PLEASURE




27/6/2003



My hot little bitch,

I am trying to finalize the last part of my preparations with Barry but he seems to be dragging his heels. Please encourage him to conclude all our business as his lazyness could put the deal with Mr.Beki in jepardy.

Please my love, I don't want to let you down.

your pleasure is my purpose,

DICK PLEASURE







Barry,

Would you please pull your finger out of your arse and help us conclude the film preparation so that we can finalize the deal with Mr.Beki.

Lordy, you can be a lazy bastard sometimes!

Sometimes I really doubt your quality as a barrister.

Hurry up you knobber and stop playing with the monkeys.

your pleasure is my purpose,

DICK PLEASURE



[This mail was bounced back. He must of lost his email address!!!!]





28/6/2003



Dear Sylivia and Sam,

I have been trying to get in contact with that bufoon Barry for a couple of days now, but all the emails I send are being bounced back. Please could you tell him to sort his life out and get back to me as soon as possible. I think he must be romancing the monkeys or something in a coke fueled simian sex orgy.

your pleasure is my purpose,

DICK PLEASURE





   
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Dear Dick Pleasure

This is to inform you that Barrister Jeff White has been having some problems with his email address and he has advise that further emails be sent to him on this email addresss:

xxxxxxx@xxxxxxx.sn

You can contact him and also get back to us.

Thanks

Mr Sam H Beki


[So he has a new email address. As you will see later I have been having problems trying to get responces off this clown ever since his email changed]




Dear Sam,

I am hoping to be in Benin soon to claim the assignment but Barry has been acting like a total jackass and has been very lazy in organizing vital arrangements that have to be concluded before I arrive.

I am sorry for the delay but the fault lies with that idiot Barry.

I want you to kick his ass next time you see him.

Why does Mrs.William trust this bufoon?

your pleasure is my purpose,

DICK PLEASURE




Dear Barry

Stop fucking about and get on with concluding this business you fool.

Now, I have passed the pictures of the monkeys onto Mr.Entuboca for his perusal.

Please send information on their names, sex, species and ages.

Also please send information of the cost of hiring them for the film.

your pleasure is my purpose,

DICK PLEASURE



30/6/2003





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Dear Dick Pleasure

I have received your mail as I had problem with the other email address. However
I went to the owner of the monkeys to get the information from him but they said
he traveled out of time to come back next week Tuesday.  Meanwhile there are all
good monkeys and people has been hiring them for this purpose so all you need to
do in order to avoid wasting more time, so on your own give them any name and
other requirements and then send me copy of what you told the sponsor for my
file should there be any need for reference by the sponsor from my side or we
wait till the owner comes back.

Secondly the amount of the hiring the monkeys are: USD8,600.00.

I wait for your for your reply.


Thanks

Barister Jeff White



[At last!!!!]


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Attn: Dick Pleasure

Your mail has been acknowledged and we are till waiting for  you.

Thanks

Mr Sam H Beki





1/7/2003



Hi Barry,

I spoke to Mr.Entuboca on the phone today and he said he was on a business trip and hadn't had time to look at the pictures of the monkeys yet, but he was very happy that we had finally got pictures of them. He said that he was only a day away from telling me that he was not happy with you as our barrister and that I should find a new one - therefore killing our little deal.

He did say that he now needed a photo of your bedroom as this is going to be the set of the movie. He said that he wanted to see it by the end of the week when he gets back from business.

So please Barry, send me a photo of your bedroom as soon as possible. Mr.Entuboca still has his suspicions about you because of all your fucking about and dilly-dallying.

I am still also waiting for a photo of you, my friend.

Jump to it man, we are waiting.

your pleasure is my purpose,

DICK PLEASURE


[Lets try and gee him up a bit...]




2/7/2003


Hi Sylvia and Sam,

Barry is still not answering my emails!! What's going on???
Is he busy tickling monkey bottoms or something?
C'mon! I want to get this deal concluded!

your pleasure is my purpose,

DICK PLEASURE





Hi Barry,

I'm still waiting.

your pleasure is my purpose,

DICK PLEASURE




3/7/2003




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Dear Dick Pleasure

I have received your mail and I have been very busy all this while and I go and
see the owner of the monkeys on Monday to provide you witht the information so
you will here from me first thing on Monday morning.

Thanks

Barrister Jeff White



7/7/2003


[All seemed to be getting quiet. A little to quiet. And then this happened.....;-)]



Dear Sexpot,

The time for me to come to Benin is drawing very near. I think Barry is starting to make progress with the monkeys and Mr.Entuboca is happy with the ladies. I cannot wait to be with you my dear. My wife Fanny, will be coming over too, but she doesn't mind me loving you. In fact, she is very interested in Barry. Has Barry got a girlfriend?

My wife and myself had some fun over the weekend. We ordered a vinderloo and then Fanny who is usually very conservative said that she wanted to taste my caviar. Well, after the vinderloo I was feeling like Mr.Beluga who had an arse-load of eggs to lay! Fanny ripped down my trousers and started craming as much caviar into her mouth as she could muster.

I could have shat all night.

Anyway, we caught a few of the glory moments on camera as Fanny wanted you to see how much she loves me. She doesn't mind me loving you, but only for when I am in Benin.

Do you love me as much as Fanny does? I need to know, my love!

Please find enclosed 2 photos.

your pleasure is my purpose,

DICK PLEASURE


click here to see the pictures that I sent.

Warning: They are not pornographic but they are GRIM



8/7/2003



Dear Lover,

I am still waiting to hear from you as to whether you love me as much as my wife Fanny.

Do you love me enough to eat caviar from my arse, like Fanny?

I need to know as I am having trouble sleeping at night.

Please don't be a tease. I know you love it really.

your pleasure is my purpose,

DICK PLEASURE

ps. Does Barry have a girlfriend? Fanny said she would like to try his caviar too.







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