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	*Back to lovewalrus 7* I've finally got round to doing the next update! Sorry for it being so long. The lads stopped replying and I thought the adventure was coming to an end so I thought I'd better tell them I was in Benin.... 30/7/2003 Dear All, what the fuck in going on? I am waiting to come over to Benin to claim my money and monkies. talk to me! your pleasure is my purpose DICK PLEASURE To : dick_pleasure@hotmail.com Subject : Reply To Your Mail Date : Fri, 01 Aug 2003 06:50:33 -0500 MIME-Version: 1.0 X-Originating-IP: 195.129.47.2 Received: from spf13.us4.outblaze.com ([205.158.62.67]) by mc9-f16.bay6.hotmail.com with Microsoft SMTPSVC(5.0.2195.5600); Fri, 1 Aug 2003 04:50:33 -0700 Received: from 205-158-62-68.outblaze.com (205-158-62-68.outblaze.com [205.158.62.68])by spf13.us4.outblaze.com (Postfix) with QMQP id 54F381801829for <dick_pleasure@hotmail.com>; Fri, 1 Aug 2003 11:50:33 +0000 (GMT) Received: (qmail 75763 invoked from network); 1 Aug 2003 11:50:33 -0000 Received: from unknown (HELO ws1-9.us4.outblaze.com) (205.158.62.37) by 205-158-62-153.outblaze.com with SMTP; 1 Aug 2003 11:50:33 -0000 Received: (qmail 37246 invoked by uid 1001); 1 Aug 2003 11:50:33 -0000 Received: from [195.129.47.2] by ws1-9.us4.outblaze.com with http for xxxxx@xxxxxx.com; Fri, 01 Aug 2003 06:50:33 -0500 X-Message-Info: JGTYoYF78jEHjJx36Oi8+Q1OJDRSDidP Message-ID: <20030801115033.37245.qmail@mail.com> X-Mailer: MIME-tools 5.41 (Entity 5.404) X-Originating-Server: ws1-9.us4.outblaze.com Return-Path: xxxxx@xxxxxx.com X-OriginalArrivalTime: 01 Aug 2003 11:50:33.0557 (UTC) FILETIME=[1D52C850:01C35823] Attn: Dick Pleasure Ref: 0018/56CUSC/65/003 We have been receiving your mails but ket mute. But meanwhile what is how did you know Mr Jean Charles because there is a little in this money and to enable us re-process this transfer, HOW DID YOU KNOW MR JEAN CHARLES. Reply this mail and we shall get back to you. Thanks Mr Robine Shapira Chairman CUSC 4/8/2003 Ah Shapira! Sorry I haven't replied sooner but I have been out of the country attending a demonic ritual. I found a witch-doctor who was seeking asylum in England and I got him to help me. That jackass of a Barrister, Mr. White was taking so long in laying down arrangements before I came over to Benin that I guessed that Mrs Williams might try to find somebody else to help her with the deal. The witch-doctor agreed to cast a spell so that if anybody else in the world tried to help Mrs Williams, then they would have a dream where I would visit them and tell them the deal was all a scam to make them pull out so I could make all the money. looked like it worked too. When can I come over to claim my money? I'm quite getting in to all this black magic. Is there any chance of arranging a human sacrifice for when I come over to Benin? your pleasure is my purpose, DICK PLEASURE 14/8/2003 Hi All, What the fuck is going on? You lot are starting to really piss me off now. Are you guys for real or are you just playing silly buggers! I WANT THIS MONEY DAMMIT AND I WANT TO MAKE MY FILM! BARRY, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PLAYING AT? WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH THE MONKEYS? WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH THE GIRLS? if you don't reply to me I'm going to take my money elsewhere and get the witchdoctor to cast some fucking nasty voodoo spells on you fools. start praying to your gods! your pleasure is my purpose, DICK PLEASURE 16/8/2003 Dear Barry, I've been waiting for you to mail me for days now. What's going on? Anyway, I've decided to come to Benin to speed things up a little. I am staying in a hotel in the town center. Please get back to me as soon as possible. The traffic here is horendous and so is your sewage system! your pleasure is my purpose, DICK PLEASURE [Still no bloody reply!!!!!] 18/8/2003 Dear Barry and Sam, I am in Cotonou!!! Why won't you respond to me? Why is Mrs.Williams email address not working? Where shall I meet you to conclude the deal? Please advise!!!! Don't say that I have come all this way for nothing!!! your pleasure is my purpose, DICK PLEASURE 19/8/2003 To : dick_pleasure@hotmail.com Subject : Re: urgent Date : Tue, 19 Aug 2003 11:21:10 GMT X-Originating-IP: [] Received: from smtpsunumail.sn ([213.154.64.11]) by mc5-f9.law1.hotmail.com with Microsoft SMTPSVC(5.0.2195.5600); Tue, 19 Aug 2003 04:17:06 -0700 Received: from localhost (sunumail.sn [213.154.64.11] (may be forged))by smtpsunumail.sn (8.11.6/) with SMTP id h7JBLA021887(using with cipher ( bits) verified )śfor <dick_pleasure@hotmail.com>; Tue, 19 Aug 2003 11:21:10 GMT X-Message-Info: JGTYoYF78jEHjJx36Oi8+YDSEg8qKPPD Message-Id: <200308191121.h7JBLA021887@smtpsunumail.sn> Errors-To: xxxxx@xxxxxx.sn X-Mailer: Sunumail.sn v0.9.1 Return-Path: xxxxx@xxxxxx.sn X-OriginalArrivalTime: 19 Aug 2003 11:17:06.0786 (UTC) FILETIME=[6CA15420:01C36643] To: Dick Pleasure How could you have arrived Cotonou without informing our office and it quite unfortunate that Barrister Jeff White travelled out of town since Saturday for an official duty and he is being expected back here next tomorrow but he called this morning and we have told him that you are in Cotonou now hence demanded for your contact phone number or the hotel room number to enable him contact you. And have you contacted Mr Sam H Beki? If you have not call him now on Telephone Number: 98 12 72 as this is also very important for the sucessfulness of your transaction. On my own side, I will arrange to come and pick you up. What hotel are you here Cotonou, and what is the telephone number of the hotel so that I can contact you and equally arrange to pick you up. I await your immediate reply. Thanks Mr A A Colinse (Esq) Protocol Director For: Barrister Jeff White Principal [Bingo ;-)))) !!!!] 20/8/2003 Dear Mr Colinse, The reason I have come over to Benin is that I was not getting any email responses from Mrs Williams, Barry or Sam H Beki. I thought the only way to get the deal moving was to come over to Benin as we are running out of time. Mr.Entuboca has given me $50,000 in cash which I have with me in a suitcase to make the film. I will use this money to complete the deal and then use my profit from the deal to make the film (with plenty left over I hope!). Please ask Barry if all the arrangements (the girls, the monkeys and his house) are in place to make the film. I am in need of a male actor. Would you like to be in the film? How large is your penis? The camera needs a good 10 inches baby. Can you deliver a good money shot baby - are you 'da man? I need to know? I am staying in Ouidah. Today I visited Daagbo Hounon Houna at Sogbadji, the city's voodoo head. Have you met him? He is a great man. We sacrificed a goat together and he told me that many riches would be coming my way very soon. I hadn't even mentioned the deal so he must have meant that!!!!!! Please ask Barry to get hold of a python for me as soon as possible baby, I need it for the film. Love you baby, love you. I've tried to call Sam but I have been getting no reply. I am staying at the Hotel Oasis in the center of Ouidah. I will be waiting outside the hotel for you at noon on Thursday 21st August. I can't see you tomorrow as I'm going to visit the Snake Temple and the local market to see if I can buy a goat as I am thinking of sacrificing one in the film. I shall be waiting for you on Thursday. I am really pleased you are coming to collect me as I have a lot of money on me and I am worried about being robbed. your pleasure is my purpose, DICK PLEASURE [As luck (!?) would have it, voodoo originated in Benin and Ouidah is its voodoo capital! Ouidah is also an hours drive from Cotonou so it would be rather funny if I was able to get the lads to drive over to Ouidah to collect me!!!!!]] link 1 link 2 link 3 link 4 19/8/2003 To : dick_pleasure@hotmail.com Subject : Re: urgent Date : Tue, 19 Aug 2003 22:17:47 GMT X-Originating-IP: [] Received: from smtpsunumail.sn ([213.154.64.11]) by mc9-f18.bay6.hotmail.com with Microsoft SMTPSVC(5.0.2195.5600); Tue, 19 Aug 2003 15:13:43 -0700 Received: from localhost (sunumail.sn [213.154.64.11] (may be forged))by smtpsunumail.sn (8.11.6/) with SMTP id h7JMHl014705(using with cipher ( bits) verified )śfor <dick_pleasure@hotmail.com>; Tue, 19 Aug 2003 22:17:47 GMT X-Message-Info: JGTYoYF78jEHjJx36Oi8+YDSEg8qKPPD Message-Id: <200308192217.h7JMHl014705@smtpsunumail.sn> Errors-To: driolkloin@sunumail.sn X-Mailer: Sunumail.sn v0.9.1 Return-Path: xxxxx@xxxxx.sn X-OriginalArrivalTime: 19 Aug 2003 22:13:43.0336 (UTC) FILETIME=[26CDCA80:01C3669F] For The Attn: Dick Pleasure We have received your mail and if I may ask, what is all this Voodoo thing you always mention in your mails are you here for ritual/sacrifices or what. And from your few mails I have read you always sound unbusiness like. Are you a Christian or Pegan which are you and what is all this ritual things you are into? Barrister Jeff White will be back tomorrow so he has requested that you send us your telephone number tonight to enable him give you a call and be aware the Mr Sam H Beki's telephone line is always very free for anybody to get through so call them and arrange your transaction properly. We await your mail urgently. Thanks Collins 20/8/2003 Hello Collins my good man, I have always had an interest in the occult, but I have been getting very interested in the power of voodoo recently - ever since I met a hounan in London. He was able to claim asylum in the UK you know, because he claimed that the spirits in Benin were persecuting him. He now lives in Muswell Hill and the government give him Ł500 a week in benefits. The hounan in London sucessfully sent spirits to ward off Mr Bxxxxxx, a competetor for the deal, so that I could make the millions with Mrs Williams - ask Barrister Jeff "Barry" White about this and he will tell you this is true. Anyway, I am also here to make a hardcore pornagraphic movie. Barry has been making arrangements all for this aswell and we are hoping to start filming soon. I am so annoyed because I cannot speak to anyone on the phone now. I am deaf in one ear anyway but when I woke up this morning my blasted ear infection had come back and I cannot get any antibiotics here in Ouidah. Do you think I will be able to get any in Cotonou? On a brighter note, I have been able to buy a goat in the market today so I will be able to sacrifice it in the film. I will be waiting outside the Oasis hotel in Ouidah, tomorrow at noon for you to collect me, like we agreed. I am very worried because somehow people know I have all this money on me. There are many criminals here in Ouidah and I would like to be in your safe company as soon as possible. Please don't let me down. When am I going to meet Mrs Williams? She promised me some hot lovin'! So remember, outside the Oasis Hotel at noon tomorrow. I shall be standing there with my goat and suitcase full of money. Bring a piece of cardboard with my name written on it just in case so that you can hold it up and I can recognise you. See you tomorrow at noon. your pleasure is my purpose, DICK PLEASURE [Hello-Hello....another scam letter from Benin arrives in my scamjunky mailbox :-))) ] FROM THE DESK OF DR MIKE WILLIAMS. FILE AND COMPUTER DEPT, AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK -ADB COTONOU BENIN. TELEPHONE:00229-88-14-29 Dear Friend, I am a staff of file and computer department of African Developent bank(ADB). I am writing following an impressive information about you through an internet business proposal .I decided to introduce this business opportunity to you. In my departmentn we discovered an abandoned sum of US$16.M (SIXTEEN MILLION, UNITED STATES DOLLARS).In an account that belongs to one of ourforeign customer who died along with his entire family in november 1998 in a plane crash. Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless somebody applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines but unfortunately welearnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim. It is therefore upon this discovery that we decided to make this businness proposal to you and release the money to you as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and we donâ€™t want this money to go into the Bank treasury as unclaimed Bill. The Banking law and guideline here stipulates that if such money remained unclamed after four years, the money will be transfered into the Bank treasury as unclaimed fund. The request of foreigner as next of kin in this business is occasioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and a Beninios cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner. we agree that 30 % of this money will be for you as foreign partner, in respect to the provision of a foreign account, 10 % will be set aside for expenses incured during the business and 60 % would be for ;me and my colleagues. There after we will visit your country for disbursement accoding to the percentages indicated. Therefore to enable the immediate trnansfer of this fund to you as arranged, you must apply first to the bank as relations or next of kin of the deceased indicating your bank name, your bank account number, your private telephone and fax number for easy and effective communication and location where in the money will be remitted. Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax or email the text of the application. I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is hitch free and that you should not entertain any atom of fear as all required arrangements have been made for the transfer. You should contact me immediately as soon as you receive this letter. Trusting to hear from you immediately. Yourâ€™s faithfully, DR MIKE WILLIAMS AFrican Development bank ADB 21/8/2003 Dear Collins, I waited outside the hotel but you did not arrive. What is happening? Today I recieved another email from somebody offering me a deal in Benin. If you do not turn up tomorrow at 3pm outside the Oasis hotel I will abandon you and take up the other deal. I cannot do with anymore messing about. Please act business like and stop playing the buffoon!!!! your pleasure is my purpose, DICK PLEASURE Dear Williams, I am very interested in this deal. Please send me the details. your pleasure is my purpose, DICK PLEASURE To : dick_pleasure@hotmail.com Subject : Re: urgent Date : Fri, 22 Aug 2003 09:31:12 GMT X-Originating-IP: [] Received: from smtpsunumail.sn ([213.154.64.11]) by mc8-f20.law1.hotmail.com with Microsoft SMTPSVC(5.0.2195.5600); Fri, 22 Aug 2003 02:27:04 -0700 Received: from localhost (sunumail.sn [213.154.64.11] (may be forged))by smtpsunumail.sn (8.11.6/) with SMTP id h7M9VC000875(using with cipher ( bits) verified )śfor <dick_pleasure@hotmail.com>; Fri, 22 Aug 2003 09:31:12 GMT X-Message-Info: JGTYoYF78jGf4xy48YEvWCsAEkkDrw9H Message-Id: <200308220931.h7M9VC000875@smtpsunumail.sn> Errors-To: xxxxxxx@xxxxxxx.sn X-Mailer: Sunumail.sn v0.9.1 Return-Path: xxxxx@xxxxx.sn X-OriginalArrivalTime: 22 Aug 2003 09:27:04.0776 (UTC) FILETIME=[8CC3CC80:01C3688F] Attn: Dick Pleasure We believe you have come here for sacrifice and we very official in this office so it will better for you to continue with the man that has offered you a new business. Barrister Jeff White came back yesterday and he has decided that you are not the serious type since you came to Benin and decided to take to sacrifice instead of your business he has advised that he is no more interested in dealing with you. So better go for the new business proposal. Thanks Mr Collinse 23/8/2003 Dear Collins my good mugu, This is to officially inform you that you can shove your deal up your arse as I am going to follow this other deal that has been offered to me. Please get Barrister Jeff "Barry" White to contact me as soon as possible as we need to complete the film with the ladies and the monkeys. If White does not contact me, tell him I am going to see the hounan to cast a spell on him and tun him into a giant dildo. your pleasure is my purpose, DICK PLEASURE Hello Dick Pleasure Do not communicate this company any more as we have other serious business here to take care of. Barrister Jeff White Hi Barry, How about the film? Is everything ready? When are you going to pick me up so we can start filming? your pleasure is my purpose, DICK PLEASURE Dear Mike, I'm still waiting for details about this deal. I am currently in Benin on business. Please get back to me as soon as possible. your pleasure is my purpose, DICK PLEASURE [This was bounced back to me so I guess this deal is dead :-(( ] 26/8/2003 To : dick_pleasure@hotmail.com Subject : Re: urgent Date : Tue, 26 Aug 2003 17:37:41 GMT X-Originating-IP: [] Received: from smtpsunumail.sn ([213.154.64.11]) by mc7-f39.law1.hotmail.com with Microsoft SMTPSVC(5.0.2195.5600); Tue, 26 Aug 2003 10:33:26 -0700 Received: from localhost (sunumail.sn [213.154.64.11] (may be forged))by smtpsunumail.sn (8.11.6/) with SMTP id h7QHbf014922(using with cipher ( bits) verified )śfor <dick_pleasure@hotmail.com>; Tue, 26 Aug 2003 17:37:41 GMT X-Message-Info: JGTYoYF78jHRvGQ2Xwlpzz3s1vq9y+Kh Message-Id: <200308261737.h7QHbf014922@smtpsunumail.sn> Errors-To: xxxxx@xxxxx.sn X-Mailer: Sunumail.sn v0.9.1 Return-Path: xxxx@xxxxx.sn X-OriginalArrivalTime: 26 Aug 2003 17:33:27.0575 (UTC) FILETIME=[28B88A70:01C36BF8] Dear Dick Pleasure I am not interested in dealing with you any more as you do not have manner of approach and I am a Christian, I don't have time for Voodoo or Occult and I can not do any business with an occult man. So please go for that man that offered you new proposal. Barrister Jeff White 26/8/2003 Brother, I have had a change of heart. The email address of the person who was offering me the new deal in Benin does not work anymore. I have sinned. I know I have been a very naughty boy but I want to ask for your forgiveness and repent. Perhaps we could conclude this deal afterall. I will go to your church with you and convert back to christianity. I will not sacrifice the goat in the movie. For the love of sweet baby Jesus and the orphans could you find it within your heart to forgive this old man and let us proceed with the deal as planned. Brother - I love you. I even promise to give some of my profits from the deal to charity. your pleasure is my purpose, DICK PLEASURE [this was bounced back so i had to send it to sam beki in order to be forwarded on...] 27/8/2003 To : dick_pleasure@hotmail.com Subject : Re: urgent Date : Wed, 27 Aug 2003 21:54:28 GMT X-Originating-IP: [] Received: from smtpsunumail.sn ([213.154.64.11]) by mc2-f28.law16.hotmail.com with Microsoft SMTPSVC(5.0.2195.5600); Wed, 27 Aug 2003 14:50:09 -0700 Received: from localhost (sunumail.sn [213.154.64.11] (may be forged))by smtpsunumail.sn (8.11.6/) with SMTP id h7RLsS018130(using with cipher ( bits) verified )śfor <dick_pleasure@hotmail.com>; Wed, 27 Aug 2003 21:54:28 GMT X-Message-Info: JGTYoYF78jEjYLmMF/diq1dIff07yvEk Message-Id: <200308272154.h7RLsS018130@smtpsunumail.sn> Errors-To: xxxxx@xxxxxx.sn X-Mailer: Sunumail.sn v0.9.1 Return-Path: xxxxx@xxxxx.sn X-OriginalArrivalTime: 27 Aug 2003 21:50:10.0070 (UTC) FILETIME=[2FBC8360:01C36CE5] Dear Dick Pleasure Mr Sam H Beki has sent me your message and before I go ahead to do further business with you do call Mr Sam H Beki on telephone number 98 12 72 immediately and arrange a meeting with him as they all very important in this transaction. I have agreed to continue the buisness with you if you keep your promise but I want you to call Mr Sam H Beki by telephone not email and then arrange this meeting so that we can put things right. I wait for your discussion with Mr Sam H Beki Barrister Jeff White 28/9/2003 Dear Sam, I am currently staying at the Oasis hotel in Ouidah. Jeff "Barry" White has given me your phone number in order to call you. The only problem is is that I have an ear infection at the minute which means my hearing is very bad. I think it would be best if we had a meeting and met face to face to discuss things. I don't think I'll beable to understand much of what you say on the phone - it's very frustrating I know. What I need is some antibiotics but I cannot find any in Ouidah. Perhaps I can get some in Cotonou. I need this deal to proceed as quickly as possible as I have a film schedule to complete and my sponsors are expecting me back in the UK shortly. I have a briefcase containing $50,000 in order to fund the deal. I did not realize how many dodgy characters there are in Benin. I am quite scared with all this money that I might be robbed. A white man in Benin sticks out a little, no? I would therefore be very grateful if you could come to Ouidah to collect me, so we can meet and get things moving. Do you think you can do this? I also have some presents for Mrs.Williams. When do I get a chance to meet her? your pleasure is my purpose, DICK PLEASURE 29/8/2003 To : dick_pleasure@hotmail.com Subject : Re: I am ready Date : Fri, 29 Aug 2003 05:13:26 -0500 MIME-Version: 1.0 X-Originating-IP: 81.91.227.6 Received: from spf13.us4.outblaze.com ([205.158.62.67]) by mc9-f27.bay6.hotmail.com with Microsoft SMTPSVC(5.0.2195.5600); Fri, 29 Aug 2003 03:13:27 -0700 Received: from 205-158-62-68.outblaze.com (205-158-62-68.outblaze.com [205.158.62.68])by spf13.us4.outblaze.com (Postfix) with QMQP id 8D9C91800FC3for <dick_pleasure@hotmail.com>; Fri, 29 Aug 2003 10:13:26 +0000 (GMT) Received: (qmail 13351 invoked from network); 29 Aug 2003 10:13:26 -0000 Received: from unknown (HELO ws1-8.us4.outblaze.com) (205.158.62.59) by 205-158-62-153.outblaze.com with SMTP; 29 Aug 2003 10:13:26 -0000 Received: (qmail 82181 invoked by uid 1001); 29 Aug 2003 10:13:26 -0000 Received: from [81.91.227.6] by ws1-8.us4.outblaze.com with http for xxxxxx@xxxxxx.com; Fri, 29 Aug 2003 05:13:26 -0500 X-Message-Info: JGTYoYF78jFxQvwtjogn4lvErP46TGSW Message-ID: <20030829101326.82180.qmail@mail.com> X-Mailer: MIME-tools 5.41 (Entity 5.404) X-Originating-Server: ws1-8.us4.outblaze.com Return-Path: xxxxxx@xxxxxxx.com X-OriginalArrivalTime: 29 Aug 2003 10:13:28.0333 (UTC) FILETIME=[30C923D0:01C36E16] Attn: Dick Pleasure Before any going any further with you, call this Company first even if you are having ear problem we shall understand. Thanks Mrs H C Akioli 30/8/2003 Hi Sam, For the past couple of days I have repeatedly tried to phone you but have not been able to get through. Please can we meet face to face and get a move on with this deal before it turns into a farce. When can we meet? your pleasure is my purpose, DICK PLEASURE [I did actually try to phone them as I thought it would be rather funny but I couldn't get through] 2/9/2003 Subject : Advise Of Your Telephone Number Date : Tue, 02 Sep 2003 06:23:29 -0500 MIME-Version: 1.0 X-Originating-IP: 81.91.227.6 Received: from spf13.us4.outblaze.com ([205.158.62.67]) by mc11-f19.adinternal.hotmail.com with Microsoft SMTPSVC(5.0.2195.5600); Tue, 2 Sep 2003 04:23:31 -0700 Received: from 205-158-62-68.outblaze.com (205-158-62-68.outblaze.com [205.158.62.68])by spf13.us4.outblaze.com (Postfix) with QMQP id 081BF181B139for <dick_pleasure@hotmail.com>; Tue, 2 Sep 2003 11:23:31 +0000 (GMT) Received: (qmail 22280 invoked from network); 2 Sep 2003 11:23:29 -0000 Received: from unknown (HELO ws1-13.us4.outblaze.com) (205.158.62.112) by 205-158-62-153.outblaze.com with SMTP; 2 Sep 2003 11:23:29 -0000 Received: (qmail 3760 invoked by uid 1001); 2 Sep 2003 11:23:29 -0000 Received: from [81.91.227.6] by ws1-88.us4.outblaze.com with http for xxxxx@xxxxxx.com; Tue, 02 Sep 2003 06:23:29 -0500 X-Message-Info: JGTYoYF78jHVQOoUWSWff61akpc3w+/V Message-ID: <20030902112329.3758.qmail@mail.com> X-Mailer: MIME-tools 5.41 (Entity 5.404) X-Originating-Server: ws1-88.us4.outblaze.com Return-Path: xxxxx@xxxxxxx.com X-OriginalArrivalTime: 02 Sep 2003 11:23:31.0225 (UTC) FILETIME=[A38E9090:01C37144] Attn: Dick Pleasure Advise us of your telephone number there in the hotel where you are lodging and we shall give you a call today to arrange a meeting with you as soon as possible. Mrs H C Akioli Secretary Dear Mrs Akioli, Where I am staying does not have a phone. Originally I was staying in the Oasis Hotel in Ouidah but one night I was very frustrated at the slow progress of this deal and decided to sacrifice a goat (that I had bought in the market) in my hotel room in the hope that it would please the spirits and allow me to complete the deal. When the maid found the goats head in the bath the next day, she flipped and called the hotel manager. He told me to leave immediately and has told all the hotels in the area to not let me have a room as he thinks I am mentally unstable. I tried repeatedly to contact Mr Sam Beki over the weekend but I could not get through from the public phone I was using. I am now staying in a beach hut in Ouidah. Don't worry, I have bought another goat to keep me company. This one is a lady goat and is kinda cute. I might have to try it on with her tonight. I'm getting a funny feeling down there just typing about it. Shall I come over to Cotonou? I would rather you collected me as I don't really know the area and could get lost. I have $50,000 in a suitcase that I am worried that will be stolen too. Please advise on the situation. your pleasure is my purpose, DICK PLEASURE 3/9/2003 Dear Mrs Akioli, I am still waiting on advise as to how to proceed with the deal. I am starting to run low on the money I have brought over with me to live on and soon I will have to start spending the money I was hoping to release the funds that you have waiting for me. Please point this out to Mr Beki. To add to my problems I am currently nursing a very sore body. When I tried to enter my goat last night it got very angry and attacked me. Are there any laws in your country regarding goat-love? I would hate to fall foul of the law in your country. your pleasure is my purpose, DICK PLEASURE 4/9/2003 To : dick_pleasure@hotmail.com Subject : Advise Of Your Telephone Number Date : Thu, 04 Sep 2003 23:01:59 -0500 MIME-Version: 1.0 X-Originating-IP: 195.129.47.2 Received: from spf13.us4.outblaze.com ([205.158.62.67]) by mc4-f40 with Microsoft SMTPSVC(5.0.2195.5600); Thu, 4 Sep 2003 21:02:00 -0700 Received: from 205-158-62-68.outblaze.com (205-158-62-68.outblaze.com [205.158.62.68])by spf13.us4.outblaze.com (Postfix) with QMQP id B407B180076Cfor <dick_pleasure@hotmail.com>; Fri, 5 Sep 2003 04:01:59 +0000 (GMT) Received: (qmail 47075 invoked from network); 5 Sep 2003 04:01:59 -0000 Received: from unknown (HELO ws1-4.us4.outblaze.com) (205.158.62.50) by 205-158-62-153.outblaze.com with SMTP; 5 Sep 2003 04:01:59 -0000 Received: (qmail 45460 invoked by uid 1001); 5 Sep 2003 04:01:59 -0000 Received: from [195.129.47.2] by ws1-4.us4.outblaze.com with http for xxxxxx@xxxxxxx.com; Thu, 04 Sep 2003 23:01:59 -0500 X-Message-Info: JGTYoYF78jFt+Pe1LwHwIacTpFNFehEj Message-ID: <20030905040159.45459.qmail@mail.com> X-Mailer: MIME-tools 5.41 (Entity 5.404) X-Originating-Server: ws1-4.us4.outblaze.com Return-Path: xxxxxxx@xxxxx.com X-OriginalArrivalTime: 05 Sep 2003 04:02:00.0424 (UTC) FILETIME=[750C5E80:01C37362] Attn: Dick Pleasure Do you mean you are romancing goat or have a sexual affair with goat? Mrs Akioli 5/9/2003 Dear Mrs Akioli, I was romancing the goat but now that slut can rot in hell. She's a cock tease! She stands there as if she wants it, wagging her tail and twitching her ears - bleating as if she wants it, as if she needs it, as if she loves it. Then, when you think you can enter her she turns on you, bites you, scratches you and kicks you. I've never known a woman like it. Even when I bring her grass to eat she's like it. Tease Tease Tease! Tonight I think I'm going to try to get it drunk and then ....... Why are we talking about this. Haven't we got a deal to complete? I need the money I was promised Mrs Akioli. I have films to make and get on with the rest of my life. I'm living in limbo here in this beach hut - we need to complete the deal as soon as possible so I can get back to the UK. When do we meet? Can you to come and collect me? your pleasure is my purpose, DICK PLEASURE 7/9/2003 Dear Mrs Akioli, I am still waiting for your advice. your pleasure is my purpose, DICK PLEASURE 11/9/2003 Dear Mrs Akioli, I am in a lot of trouble and a lot of pain and I really need your help. Last night, the goat started to twitch its ears, bleat and buck just like it wanted it so - the little slut that it is. It was really giving me the come on. I entered it and it seemed to struggle a little but then it stoped resisting and just stood there. At that moment I thought we had made up and that things were well again. It then started nibbling my fingers indicating that it wanted to do oral. I turned it round and the bastard bitch bit my penis and the bell-end has come right off. I was howling with pain all night and I lost a bit of blood. Today I went to see the hounan in Ouidah. I wanted to sacrifice the goat with him and for him to mend my penis. He said that as I had had sex with the goat, that in Benin law we had consummated our relationship and that now I had to divorce the goat. I thought this was a good idea but then he said that I would have to give half of my belongings to the goat - that being half of the $50,000 dollars I had in the suitcase. There's no way that slut is getting my money! He said he would call round tomorrow with the necessary official documents for me to sign and to collect the money on behalf of the goat. I am doing a runner while the goat is asleep in the beach hut. I am leaving Ouidah tonight and coming over to Cotonou. I don't know where I am staying yet but when I find somewhere I will let you know. I will also try again to call you. So please, we need to conclude the deal as soon as possible. I am afraid the hounan will find me with voodoo, just like Mr Bancal was found with voodoo and take my money. The money is not for the goat it is for the deal! I will keep you informed. If it is possible I would like somebody to meet me as soon as possible or even stay at your house for the rest of my stay in Benin. Do you have any pets? your pleasure is my purpose, DICK PLEASURE So that's it for this story folks, I was getting frustrated with the lack of responses from the lads. They still seemed to be buying the fact that he was in a beach hut in Ouidah, living in sin with a goat though. Perhaps they were scared off by his alternative lifestyle. I thought it best it be left so that the Lads never found out what happened to Dick and hopefully would get a little paranoid about this Hounan witch doctor character. Perhaps the Hounan found Dick and turned him into a Zombie, who's now roaming Ouidah looking for more goat love ;-)))