Jason's
Comedy Corner

by Jason Overfield
How do you make a Gorilla laugh?
Tell it an elephant joke!

How do you make a Gorilla stew?
You keep it waiting for three hours!

How do you make a green Gorilla?
Cross a blue gorilla with a yellow one!

How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?
You start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?
Hold up your arm and say "Go back, you didn't say, May I"

How do you stop an Ape from charging?
Take away its credit cards!