Jason's Comedy Corner by Jason Overfield |
How do you make a Gorilla laugh? Tell it an elephant joke! How do you make a Gorilla stew? You keep it waiting for three hours! How do you make a green Gorilla? Cross a blue gorilla with a yellow one! How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? You start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae! How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes? Hold up your arm and say "Go back, you didn't say, May I" How do you stop an Ape from charging? Take away its credit cards! |