*CLICK!* ... We are the click clique
So if you're an actor and your career is in the crapper, do a nude scene ;-)
"You're like a teddy .... bear"
"On the third day - you can't get back your money."
AP CHEM: "Chemicals!" ... "It smells like water" ... "(Cardulla) Hello!" ... "We want the OMLET MAN!" ... 3A + 4A --> 7A ... York Peppermint Pattie ... Finger in Chocolate Milk ... "And Jimmy's the father of your baby" ... "Mute" ... "It's not eggs - its hydrogen sulfite."
AP PHYSICS: "AY AY AY!" ... "Adiabatic" ... "*wink - click*" ... "Ohhhhh" ... "HIYO!" ... "What?" ... "Boots" ... "So first we create the ultimate superconductor, then the monopole magnet, then cold fusion ... and Danny can pick up the Nobel Prize"
AP GOV: "I'm Ja Rule ... 'and I'm Pras' ... 'And we're gonna TURN IT UP!' " ... "It's Eddie's fault."
AP CALC: "Yes, you can go to the bathroom" Time to frolic in the LAND OF LOGS!
St. Thomas More Days:
- "Save the chameleons!"
- "It's the Amazing, Interactive, Life Sized Raoul Doll!"
- "WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?"
- "You wanna go to Fort Myer, we'll go to Fort Myer; you wanna go to Texas, we'll go to Texas!"
- "Hey - is this all you have written as your homework: 'Dooby Dooby Do?' "
- "Hey Padre!"
- "Are YOU the King of the JEWS?"
- "Professor Chanderbhan in Algebra class"
- "Did you use air freshener to clean the tabletops?"
- " 'Ed O'Neill! Beat that!' .... 'Ummm ... Pauly Shore!' "
The Choir - Youth Choir, Special Chorus, and High School Choir
- "Rum ... rum ... rum ..."
- "I will give thanks (TOOT! TOOT!) and sing (TOOT! TOOT!) ..."
- "I am the Resurrection and the Life - KICK! - says the Lord - KICK! - ..."
- "Ooh - ahh - puh - cha!" (that crazy director at St. Luke's)
- "In remembrance of me, open the door and let your brother in (c'mon let him into the bathroom!) ..."
- "(Bob) Hope ... (Bob) Hope ... (Bob) Hope ... (Bob) Hope ..."
- "(ahem) When I'm lookin' at you ..."
- (Real Titles of Religious Choral Pieces): "The Grass" ... "The Swing" ... "Bubble Gum In My Hair"
- "Yes, I was in a hot tub with 15 women"
- "She made out with WHO in the back of the church?"
- (mouth harmonica) "Once in Royal David's city ..."
- "Lamb of God ... PRINCE OF PEACE ... Lamb of God"
It's Academic - Beach Ball Classic (26-31 Dec. 2002)
- "40 miles south of here."
- "Rejected!" "Ohhh yeah!" "(machine gun)"
- "What?" "Huh?" "Isn't that weird?"
- "WhaBAM!" "Huzzah" "Gadzooks"
- "(trumpet)" "Yes now!" "I've got a fever - and the only cure is more cowbell!"
- "ROLL TIDE!"
- "DUFF MAN CAN'T BREATHE! (Oh no!)"
Other Various Inside Jokes
- "Pineapple - the Drink of Champions"
- "And now - the drywall"
- "This is Stephen Chanderbhan - signing off ..."
- "I want to go north around the lake"
- "Look - there's Elvis!"
- "There's Our Lady of Whatever"
- "If it's a snake - leave it alone!"
- "Buff!"
- "Snafu and chips!"
- "North-by-Northwest-Southeastern-Central-Coastal-Carolina-State-University-and-Polytechnic-Institute"
- "There's corn in them thar cornfields in them thar hills ... uh huh ... 'BANG'!"
- "Hey, you know Scandium and Calcium don't bond, right?"
- "Electrolysis - it's either osmosis or botox"
- "Serenity NOW!"
- "Here's your pizza .... I didn't order a pizza! ..."
- "Albert!"
- "Ah, me boy done for!"
- "Five goals - FREE BEER!"
- "It's Jimbo Hayes doin the Tae-Bo in a bow tie"
- "Cosmo Chando in Colorado"
- "Who's the man who can walk on water ... raise the dead whenever he wanna ... 'Christ!' ... You damn right!"
- "Twang!"
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