Why do we talk of a baby as being a bouncing baby boy or girl? Has anyone actually dropped their baby to test this out? I should hope not!

Well, well, well...
Your dearest, your darling, your bundle of joy. No matter what you call him, it's still a baby. Yup, a gargling, screaming, crying, all-your-own baby. Sounds fun doesn't it. Well it should :) Babies are a great thing to have. It's just a part of life. So here's some info.

How to Get a Baby.
Ok, so you've decidied that you do indeed want a a baby. So here's wha you do. First you need a wife, naturally. So, choose your pick from the wonderful selection of girls. After you woo her into falling head over heels in love, marry her using the Blue Feather. Well, now you're married, congrats by the way! Anyways, shower your loved one withan udeniable amount of gifts. Sooner or later, she will begin to complain about being sick all the time. Gee, couldn't imagine why doesn't feel so well *wink* *wink*. Yea, go ahead, visit the doctor. He'll give you the wonderful news that you're going to be the father of a beautiful baby.

Now What?
Ok, part 1, over. You've got you baby on the way. Now, ya wanna know how much you're gonna have to wait? Ok, exactly 60 days after you dearest wife begins to complain about being sick, you'll have your baby. Yes, I know it's a long wait, but hey, it's all in good fun :) She says different things as the due date gets coser, so be sure to tal to your wife often. After 60 days, you'll wake up to cmmotion. Go through a small, hectic cinema, and you'll hve your baby. ~*~ Do not walk outsde during cinema or you'll miss all the fun. Just wait :) ~*~ After the cool little movie, you'll be able to name your bouncing baby. Unfortunately, In this game you can only have a boy. So I don't reccomend naming your kid Mary (yes, I did make this mistake) :).

What to Do.
Now that you've got a kid, what do you do with it. Here's the info. you're looking for.

1st Year: Well, your baby doesn't do much besides cry and annoy your wife (hee hee) at this stage. You can't pick him up and you can't give him anything. Trust me, throwing stuff at him while he's in bed doesn't work! He gets sick once during the year though. So far, I've only chosen the hospital option. If anyone knos what happes when you choose "leave baby alone", please e-mail me (use bottom button) and tell. Thanx!

3 Months Later: Yea, your baby can crawl! He pretty much just roams around the house now. He says fun little phrases and loves certain gifts. Here's what I know so far.

2-3 months later:
Okay, your baby can stand now...kind of. He says a couple new fun, random phrases, ut can't quite talk yet. He's getting there though. Still wears the mousy suit.

2-3 months after that:
Starting to almost say words. Sounds likes he's saying "ma-ma". No da-da yet though. Still walks round in his mousy suit. Very cute.

2 months later:
Still has a few odd phrases, starts to seem like he can talk now. Says "sleepiii" (sleepy) and "da da" (dad). Still in mouse suit walking around. Here's some info.on stuffyou can give him.

Likes: Honey, Flowers, Milk, Hot Milk, Apples, Dogs, Eggs, Boiled Eggs, Corn, Fish, & Pineapples

Dislikes: Cheese, Tomatos, Sweet Potatos, Chickens, Green Peppers, Yarn, Wool & Truffles

Deathly Hates:Foxes, Rabbits, & Bugs

Questions: Metals, Fodder (Don't ask), Chicken Feed, Weeds, & Rocks.

Well, there ya go.
Well, there's all I know on Babies, so far. I'll put up more as I go along. Please e-mail me if you know anythig else, it'll be a big help. Thanx!

Did I miss anything? Oh? I did? Well then...