Pick Up lines... not likely to work, but funny anyway!
- Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
- Can I buy you a drink, or do you jusst want the money.
- I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
- I may not be the best looking guy heere, but I'm the only one talking to you.
- Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'lll be your Burger King, you treat me
right, and I'll do it your way.
- Excuse me, do you have your phone nuumber, I seem to have lost mine.
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I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap
motel room.
- I'm new in town, could I have directtions to your house.
- If you were a new hamburger at McDonnald's, you would be McGorgeous.
- You might not be the best looking giirl here, but beauty is only a light
switch away.
- That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
- There must be something wrong with mmy eyes, I can't take them off you.
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you''re the only ten I see!
- Was your father a thief? 'Cause someeone stole the stars from the sky and put
them in your eyes.
- Your daddy must have been a baker, ''cause you've got a nice set of buns.
- Do you have a map? I just keep on geetting lost in your eyes.
- Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.
- Excuse me I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me tonight.
- If you were a booger I would pick yoou first.
- You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? ( if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why)
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. ( have
something quick to say afterwards)
- Are your pants from outer space? 'caause your butt is out of this world.
- Are you a parking ticket? 'cause youu got fine written all over ya.
- I can't wait until tomorrow. She repplies why not. You say cause you look
better everyday.
- Are you tired? Cause you've been runnning through my mind all day!
- If I could rearrange the alphabet I''d put U and I together!
- I must be in heaven cause I've seen an angel.
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaveen?
- Are you a surgeon? Cause you've justt took my heart away!
- Have I seen you before? Oh yeah it wwas in the dictionary under the word KABLAM!!
- There must be a keg in your pants, ccuz I want to tap that ass.
- You're like milk, I want to make youu a part of my complete breakfast.
- My pickup line was published on the Internet... Would you like to hear it.
- Hey gorgeous the power company is loooking for you you're so electrifying.
- I'm not actually this tall. I'm sittting on my wallet.
- Excuse me, but I think I dropped sommething!!! MY JAW!!
- Is your name Gillette? ...because yoou're the best a man can get.
- I want to melt in your mouth, not inn your hand.
- Hi, I make more money than you can sspend.
- Bond. James Bond
- How do you like your eggs cooked? Whhy? Well I just wanted know what to make
for you in the morning!
- If I pet you, would you follow me hoome?
- I'm not wearing any pants.
- I'd like to wrap your legs around myy head and wear you like a feed bag.
- I love the way you move...like butteer on a bald monkey.
- You remind me of my Grandma except II haven't slept with you yet.
- You stole my heart. But that's okay;; I have another one at home in the
fridge.
- Do you just wanna get naked?
- Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!
- Why do I have a pierced tongue? You''ll soon find out.
- Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?
- Come on baby, sex is like pizza: Eveen if it's bad, it's still pretty good.
- Do you wanna have kids with me??? Noo? Then do you just wanna practice?
- I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Maart so I could ride you all day long for
just a quarter!!
- Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!
- Save a horse -- ride a cowboy.
- Hey baby, will you be my love buffett so I can lay you on the table and take
what I want?
- You know, it's not premarital sex unnless you plan on getting married.
- Hi, I make more money than you can sspend.
- I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that
thing you do with your tongue.
- Your eyes are as blue as window cleaaner.
- Mmmm, you bring new meaning to the wword "edible".
- Hey babe, do you realize that my mouuth can generate over 750 psi?
- Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?!?!!
- Sex is a killer...want to die happy??
- Hi! Can I buy you a car?
- I had sex with someone last night. WWas that you?
- You look like a hooker I knew in Freesno.
- You're ugly but you intrigue me.
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- Hey baby...infect me!
- Picture this, you, me, bubble baths,, and a bottle of champagne.
- No, I'm not a cop. What can I get foor fifty bucks?
- Be unique and different, say yes.
- Inheriting eighty million bucks doessn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
- Do you believe in love at first sighht, or should I walk by again?
- Hi, my name is {name}, how do you liike me so far?
- The only thing your eyes haven't tolld me is your name.
- If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to
this question?
- Excuse me, I just noticed you noticiing me and I just wanted to give you notice
that I noticed you too.
- As you walk by, turn around and say:: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No.
Damn!
- I know milk does a body good, but daamn girl, how much have you been drinking?
- You with those curves, and me with nno brakes ...
- Damn girl, you have more curves thann a race track.
- Baby, you must be a broom, cause youu just swept me off my feet.
- Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershhey's outta business.
- Did the sun come out or did you justt smile at me?
- If I said you had a great body, woulld you hold it against me?
- Wow! Are those real?
- If you stood infront of a mirror andd help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the
most beautiful things in the world.
- Most people like to watch the (i.e. World Cup, StanleycCup, Superbowl, NBA
playoffs, etc..) cuz it only happens once a year/every 4 years, but I'd rather
talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a
lifetime.
- Did it hurt? (What?) When you fell ffrom heaven ... Did it hurt?
- Girl, you must be tired 'cause you'vve been running through my mind all day!-
- Cold out isn't it? (staring at breassts)
- Do you have a mirror in your pocket?? (Why?) 'Cause I couldcsee myself in your
pants.
- Do you know the difference between aa hamburger and a blowjob? No! Well in
that case, D'ya wanna do lunch?
- Excuse me, miss, do you give head too strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to
introduce myself.
- If I let you suck on my tongue wouldd you be grateful?
- True, there are a lot of fish in thee sea, but you're the only one I'd like to
catch and mount back at my place.
- Nice Shoes. Wanna fuck?
- Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
- Screw me if I am wrong, but you wantt to screw me, don't you?
- Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't youur name Pocahontus?
- Hey babe, how about a pizza and somee sex? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, you don't
like pizza?
- I'm going to have sex with you tonigght no matter what so you might as well be
there.
- How about you sit on my lap and we'lll see what pops up?
- Can I flirt with you?
- I admit, I'm kind of a geek by day.... But a sex machine by night!
- You have been very naughty! Go to myy room!
- Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
- If I could rewrite the alphabet, I wwould put U and I together.
- There must be something wrong with mmy eyes, I can't take them off you.
- Do you have a map? I just keep on geetting lost in your eyes.
- Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
- Shall we talk or continue flirting ffrom a distance?
- Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me.
- Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Caan I?
- Be unique and different, say yes.
- I lost my phone number. Can I borroww yours?
- What is a slutty girl like you doingg in a classy place like this? OOPS! I
mean, what is nice girl like you doing in a dump like this? (Phew)
- Hi, my name's {name}. Remember it, yyou'll be screaming it later tonight!
- My name is {name}, but you can call me anything at all. Just call me.
- He: Excuse me, want to dance? She: NNo. He: Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said
you look really fat in those pants!
- He : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance? She :: No. He : Oh, C'mon! Lower you're
standards a little. I did...
- He : Hey, Stop! She : What? He : Youu're undressing me with your eyes... I know
you're doing it. STOP