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EVIL Links....       Really, Really, Evil! INDEED
GoatSex.  Not what it sounds like, but I would rather see that than what really is behind that link!!!   Click here to see the new and exciting contest.  You can enter and win nothing.. cool huh?
WARNING!!!!!!
You know the scenario..  You are the last person alive after a nuclear holecaust.  There is no source of water left on the planet except for this water fountain.  Will you drink?
Speaking of drinking.. What about eating?  Suppose you are not the last one, but there are a few more and they have something for you to eat.. Want a snickers?  Why wait?
Ahh. Home sweet home..  Good ole Port Jervis.  Want to see the Valley of the Damed.  Well, do a search for it on your own fucking time.  Till then, visit the message board at the unofficial website. 
HOME (notice: this is  not an evil link)
This site is truly evil.  Maybe you can find Audrey II there, I dunno.  Caution when entering this place.  There is a rumor that Brian gets the award for most posts.
Click here to meet Death, War, Famine, and Pestilence.  The Four Horsemen are very real.
Question: Can you have to many pitchers for  one team? Answer: No.
Question: Can you have too many catchers for one team?  Answer:
Click Here.
This link is evil for obvious reasons.  No need for any explanations.  It is way to obvious.  ENTER WITH CAUTION!