| SONGS |
| AIN'T IT GREAT TO BE CRAZY? |
| CHORUS: Boom Boom, ain’t it great to be Crazy? Boom Boom, ain’t it great to be Crazy? Giddy and Foolish all day long Boom Boom, ain’t it great to be Crazy! Way down south where bananas grow A flea stepped on an elephant’s toe The elephant cried with tears in his eyes “Why don’t you pick on someone your own size?” CHORUS Way up North where there’s ice and snow There was a penguin and his name was Joe He got tired of black and white So he wore pink slacks to the dance last night CHORUS A horse and a flea and three blind mice Sat on the curbstone shooting dice The horse, he slipped and fell on the flea Whoops! said the flea, there’s a horse on me! CHORUS I bought a suit of combination underwear Guaranteed not to rip or tear I wore them six months and to my consternation I couldn’t get the darned thing off, I’d lost the combination! CHORUS I love myself, I think I’m grand. When I go to the movies, I hold my hand. I put my arm around my waist, And when I get fresh, I slap my face. CHORUS I call myself on the telephone Just to hear my musical tone I ask myself for a heavy date And I pick myself up at half past eight CHORUS Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, And Fuzzy Wuzzy cut his hair So, Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn’t fuzzy No, by Jove, he wasn’t, was he? CHORUS I take a swim in the swimming pool. I jump from the board ‘cause that’s the rule I hit my head on cement and mortar Forgot to look--there was no water. CHORUS That one-eared cat who used to sit Watching Grandma rock and knit Swallowed a ball of bright red yarn, And out came kittens with red sweaters on CHORUS |
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