| SONGS |
| TOM THE TOAD |
| CHORUS: Oh, Tom the Toad Oh, Tom the Toad Why did you hop out in the road? [repeat] 1) You used to be so green and fat, But now you are so red and flat 2) You did not see the coming car, And now you are part of the tar 3) You were alive and now you’re dead You are part of my tire tread 4) You used to be so big and sweet But now you’re just coyote meat 5) You used to be so big and fat But now you’re just a big red splat 6) You hopped out to the yellow line And turned into a streak of slime 7) It’s clear to all you’re in a rut We all did see your gushing gut 8) There was a loud and awful crash For poor old Tom has just got smashed 9) You didn’t look as you jumped out A ten-ton truck ran up your snout 10) You used to hop and jump about But now your guts are spilling out |
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| *to the tune of “Oh, Christmas Tree” |