| SONGS |
| YOUR MAMA AIN'T GOT NO SOCKS |
| Your mama ain’t got no socks! A ding-dong! I was there when she took ‘em off A ding-dong! She threw them in the _____ [a line that rhymes….] examples: She threw them on the bed Next morning Dad was dead! She threw them over the fence Haven’t seen our neighbors since She threw them up towards heaven Brought down a 7-4-7 She threw them on a plate Guess what my sister ate She threw them in our tent Sure wish we had a vent She threw them in the sky Superman refused to fly She threw them on the floor All the roaches moved next door She threw them on my coat It all went up in smoke She threw them in my coke It made me gag and choke She threw them on a ship That ship began to tip She threw them on a boat That boat refused to float She threw them in the air Now the birds need medical care She threw them up in space Killed the entire human race She threw them in the garbage can Killed 3 rats and the garbage man She threw them on a dinosaur That's why they're not alive anymore She threw them round the bend That means THIS IS THE END! |
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