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| CALAMINE LOTION |
| My body has calamine lotion My body's all red you can see The flowers I picked for my Mommy Turned out to be poison ivy Don't touch, don't touch, or you will get poison ivy-y-y Don't touch, don't touch, or you will get poison ivy I'm covered in calamine lotion I'm blistered and red you can see If only I'd paid more attention Avoiding the leaves that are three Don't touch, don't touch, or you will get poison ivy-y-y Don't touch, don't touch, or you will get poison ivy |
| to the tune of "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean" |